I'm starting to use this on random people:



I think it's fair game. People always tell me I'm closed minded for listening to too much death metal, black metal or classical, so it's fair enough that we turn the tables around and invite normal people to enjoy death metal. Because it's fucking awesome(tm).

THE WORLD'S BEST DEATH METAL

United States
* Morbid Angel
* Master
* Incantation
* Deicide
* Malevolent Creation
* Monstrosity
* Obituary
* Cianide
* Atheist
* Possessed
* Autopsy
* Immolation
* Revenant
* Goreaphobia
* Suffocation
* Deeds of Flesh
* Infester
* Imprecation
* Blaspherian

Canada
* Gorguts
* Kataklysm

Mexico
* Cenotaph
* Mortuary

Brazil
* Sepultura

Brokeback Island
* Malediction

Sweden
* Carnage
* Unleashed
* Therion
* Dismember
* At the Gates
* Cemetary
* Hypocrisy
* Merciless
* Eucharist

Norway
* Cadaver
* Molested

Finland
* Demigod
* Amorphis
* Sentenced
* Belial

Germany
* Morgoth
* Fleshcrawl

The Netherlands
* Asphyx
* Sinister
* Ceremony
* Pestilence
* Gorefest

Spain
* Necrophiliac

Poland
* Vader

If they are open-minded, they should explore these bands. At least, that's what open-minded means -- ready to explore any new idea, even if it seems scary at first.

Kind of like anal on a whore.