So, I want to record some bands.

Past few months i've screwing around doing pre-production demos for Dysentery and Sexcrement with fairly decent results, so i'm interested in doing some more stuff.

I am by any means no Eliot/Double Bacon Braunswaffle/Mad Oak/Rutcho etc, but if all you have are practice recordings or YouTube I can do way better.

I don't have mind numbing equipment (MacBook and GarageBand lulz) but if you have a free afternoon and wanna jam out a couple of songs, hit me up G. I can send you a couple of samples and you can tell me that I suck and you don't want me touching your rituals.

http://www.myspace.com/dilapidatedenterprises
dilapidatedenterprises@yahoo.com

RECORD A RITUAL ABOUT IT, FAGGOT


LOL

Blue can you hit me with a few samples & an idea of your rates at metalthursday at gmail dot com? Despoilment has about 7 new songs in the works so far for a new album and we're undecided if we'll attempt to record it ourselves or work with an engineer/producer type, basically someone such as yourself who knows their death metal.

ITT: Free rituals?

Do you want to do a pre-production Boarcorpse this sunday? We record the real thing next saturday.

you can record deez nuts

har-de-har-har FAGGOT

Damn near it. Maybe a few buckeroos and some weedsigils?

That is a IWEIPH kinda deal for sure. Even more so if you accept pillsigils.

I can accommodate ritual-currency exchange between the weedsigils and pillsigils.

Milano mosh?

Man, I fully endorse the adopting of "weedsigils" into the RTTP vernacular. Thank you Ryan.

Does everything have to be slammy?

fuck you thats the name of my new grand slam band. Deez Nuts.

ok. gerk face

hahaha

jerk gerk qerk

The pharmacy is open for bartering.

No, but it does have to be curious about nutrition.

zing

Now my life is easy
My life ain't hard
I'm gonna spend all day
In my fuckin' backyard
I ain't got no money
Hell, I don't care
My parents let me use their credit card

I've got nowhere to go
Just hang out on the street
My folks say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Tried to get a job
At the retail store
But I could not stand the competition
Now I spend all my time
Hangin' out at the shore
Givin' myself a skin condition

I've got nowhere to go
Just movin' on my feet
People say I've got no ambition
At least I give a shit
About the stuff I eat
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Sometimes I get upset
When I see on the TV
All them people in this world
That is starvin'
But there's nothin' in this world
That could possibly bother me
When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin'

Boy I'm starving
Christ I'm starving!

My folks said
I gotta get myself a job
'Cause they ain't gonna support me
Well, if all I am to them
Is just some lazy slob
Why didn't they abort me?

I guess I'll just hang out
On Broad and South
Livin' by my intuition
At least I give a shit
What I put into my mouth
Yeah! I care about nutrition

Nutrition
It's good for me
Nutrition
I've got vitamin C
I care [x3]
I give a healthy shit
And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food
I can go to the hard core show and see F.O.

Blue get Logic on your mac...way easy and better than garage band.

Use REAPER or GTFO.

Football riffs or gtfo

blue, i might be in touch with you about this whether or not this guy we are going to go to is available soon enough (drummer of pathogenic, i think?).

exactly. garage band is super mario world 2. reaper is crysis.

I'll talk to Nick...maybe when Crippling Fear is ready to record a legit demo, we could be in touch

I dont know if it works for mac or not, but check out Reaper, it's a full-functioning pro audio program and you don't have to pay a single cent for it.

oh its garageband....nvm everyone has that and it is kind of annoying..unless you have one of those mixer boxes for recording like pro tools has..

THIS

COOL EDIT OR DIE!!

faggot.

FIGHT ME U WONT

hahahaha yes

Yeah I'm know I'm a little child with me garagebandz. Soon enough ill have a Pro Tools rig from dark Blackness guy, but i've gotta start somewhere and right now I'm enjoying my weenie starter recording kit OK GUYS LEAVE ME ALONE

blue, i might be able to get you a free copy of logic 8 to hold you over until you get protools, might be able to get my hands on logic 9 but im not sure

whats you email? i can try sending it as an install file

You can send it to the email in the original post.

r u affiliated with TEH GODLESS BOG STUDIOS?

haha my bad, forgot you put it up there when i posted that, ill give it a shot later when i get home after work

WAY TO BE AN ASSHOLE ALEX

WHAT THE FUCK DIDNT YOU SEE THE EMAIL ADDRESS IN THE POST?

I may be able to put Logic on your Mac for free...

Plenty of people have shown interest, but nothing done yet. I want to do something this weekend, Saturday maybe? Get at me dog.

Alright, so my first recordings have been posted. The Oneiric Realm demo I did can be found here:

http://www.text.returntothepit.com/forum.php?id=71132&downloads=33


If you dig it and would like to do something hit me up.

Coming Soon: Cauterize the Earth demo

Have you thought about maybe doing some live recordings at some of our local metal whatevers?