sorry had to do it, rttp tradition.

That sergeant patch is upside down.

Blasphemy.

OMG HOW COULD YOU DO THAT

Nah, I'm just kidding. Can you imagine if I was like that? [/obi wan herman]

Only Big Bubba Rogers is real.

Your feud with Nailz and the Mountie will never be forgotten....

<bobby heenan>
"You know Gorilla, Nailz only went to jail because he was buying some flowers for his mother on her birthday and he parked in a red zone..."
</bobby heenan>

Gorilla Monsoon: "You can literally stick a fork in him, he's done"

My high school Spanish teacher was Bobby the brain's sister in law. I was the only kid in the class who knew who he was.

bennyhillifier

This is totally what I read for a second when the post came up... everybody now:

If you ever take a trip down to Cobb Country, Georgia, better read the signs, respect the law, or you'll be serving hard time...

serving hard tiiiiiiiiiiimme...

Well the Big Bossman'll make you walk the line... you'd better watch it close or you'll be serving hard time...

Man, wrestling theme songs these days aren't what they used to be.

RIP Good Wrestling Theme Songs.