Yo, Petrus was soooooo stupid, he went to see an R rated movie and saw a sign that said "Under 17 not admitted" so he went and asked 16 other people to go with him! Bwahahahahaha!!!
post by sophia petrillo at Jun 3,2010 3:31pm
Petrus was so gay, he picked up a picnic basket and the picnic basket said "put me down, faggot!"
YO CHECK IT OUT, PETRUS WAS SO DIRTY, HE MADE SPEED STICK SLOW DOWN! KICK ASS!
we havea winner
post by CEDRICK THE ENTERTAINER at Jun 7,2010 4:30pm
YO, PETRUS WAS SO OLD, I TOLD HIM TO ACT HIS AGE... AND THE MUTHAFUCKA DIED!
post by George Carlin at Jun 7,2010 4:46pm
Petrus was so brain dead, he believed in Roman Catholic dogma.
post by Ray Combs at Jun 8,2010 10:19am
Folks, we asked 100 people this question: How ugly was Petrus? Surrrrrveyyyyyy says! Number one answer: Petrus was SO ugly, Bigfoot took pictures of HIM! Let's play the feud!!!
post by spaldino on phone at Jun 8,2010 11:55am
Petrus is so poor the he couldn't even afford to pay attention!
Petrus was so tall, he wished he was in Skee-Lo's video for "I Wish"
post by CHRIS ROCK at Jun 8,2010 3:32pm
LISTEN UP Y'ALL, PETRUS WAS SO NASTY, HE CALLED JANET MISS JACKSON!!! THAT MUTHAFUCKA WAS SO DISEASED, HE HAD MORE CLAP THAN A FUCKIN AUDITORIUM! NIGGA HAD SO MANY CRABS, HE HAD TO POUR SALT WATER IN HIS DRAWERS TO KEEP EM ALIVE!
post by EARTHQUAKE at Jun 9,2010 11:11am
YO, YO, YO, PETRUS WAS SO STUPID, HE THOUGHT FRUIT PUNCH WAS A GAY BOXER!
post by Rob Halford at Jun 9,2010 11:35am
I never did fancy Petrus much. In fact, I would go so far as to say that the only time Petrus had a talented bone in his body was when I fucked him in his arse. Perhaps also when Philip Anselmo did as well. Bollocks, carry on mates!
post by Ozzy Osbourne at Jun 9,2010 4:52pm
Eh I believe it was back in 1997 during the Ozzfest when I caught that balmy bastard Petrus in my fucking dressing room. That poofter was having a wank off to his own fucking magazine photos! Freaked me the fuck out, really. For the remainder of the tour I had Sharon put a security detail on that tit willow!
post by Andrew "Dice" Clay at Jun 10,2010 4:42pm
Hickory dickory dock. Petrus tried to suck my cock. The clock struck four, I busted his fuckin' jaw, with a roll a quarters in a fuckin' sock! Ohhhh!
post by BILLY MILANO at Jun 15,2010 11:10am
NEW S.O.D. ALBUM COMING THIS YEAR, TRACK ONE IS "THE BALLAD OF PETRUS" SET TO THE TUNE OF "I LOVE A PARADE"
post by Dirty_Limerick_Man at Jun 19,2010 11:01am
There once was a homosexual named Petrus. Whose HIV was infectious. With a cock in his mouth, his heart suddenly gave out, and he died on a cum stained mattress.
PETRUS, I WAS FAN OF TYPE O NEGATIVE, BUT YOU WERE FUCKING FAGGOT! I WILL DIG UP COFFIN, PUT YOUR CORPSE IN CAMEL CLUTCH, BREAK YOUR FUCKING BACK, THEN TO FUCK YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU HUMBLE! PETRUS... FUCK YOU!!!
YO, PETRUS WAS SO STUPID, HE TOOK THE PEPSI CHALLENGE AND CHOSE JIF!
I GOTS TO SEND A MESSAGE TO EDDIE MURPHY, THE PIMPBOT CAN HOOK YOU UP MAN. WE'RE TALKIN BOTH RACE DISCOUNT EDDIE. TWO FOR ONE ON HERMAPHRODITES WITH BIG FEET. 2% OFF ON CHICKS WITH MAKEUP ON THEIR TESTICLES. GIVE ME A RING, EDDIE. HA HA HA HA HA
post by STEAVE HARVEY at Jan 28,2013 11:30am
MUTHAFUCKIN PETRUS WAS SOOOOO DUMB, THAT MUTHAFUCKA SOLD HIS TRUCK FOR GAS MONEY!
post by KATT WILLIAMS at Jan 29,2013 2:34pm
PETRUS BE LIKE A MUTHAFUCKIN ARCADE GAME, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN, GIVE THE NIGGA A QUARTER AND YOU CAN PLAY WITH THE JOYSTICK. HAAAAAAAAAM BURGER!
post by Pete "Airhorn" Schultz at Jan 29,2013 2:40pm
PETRUS BE LIKE A MUTHAFUCKIN ARCADE GAME, KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN, GIVE THE NIGGA A QUARTER AND YOU CAN PLAY WITH THE JOYSTICK. HAAAAAAAAAM BURGER!
post by Dude Hangs Dong at Jan 29,2013 2:51pm
Petrus hung dong
post by DL HUGELY at Jan 30,2013 3:19pm
YO, PETRUS WAS SO STUPID HE PUT A PIECE OF PAPER ON THE TV WHEN HE WANTED TO WATCH A PAPERVIEW
post by Nick DiPaulo at Feb 4,2013 1:02pm
Petrus was so fucking old, the cocksucker took his drivers license test on a fucking T Rex.
post by PAUL REISER at Feb 6,2013 4:20pm
PETRUS WAS SO POLISH, WHEN HE WAS DONE SUCKING A COCK HE WOULD SPIT OUT THE FEATHERS.
post by Paula Poundstone at Feb 7,2013 12:34pm
Petrus's corpse was actually found frozen to death at a drive in movie theatre. He told his boyfriend he was going to see "Closed For the Winter".
post by CHARLEY MURPHY at Feb 11,2013 1:18pm
YO YO YO, PETRUS WAS SO STUPID, NIGGA WENT TO THE ORTHODONTIST TO GET A BLUETOOTH HEADSET.
post by Paula Broadwell at Feb 11,2013 2:48pm
Hi guys. Did you mention General Petraeus? Did I tell you yet that I am his private secretary? How about I hook you up with a free memo full of national secrets? I'm not having a mid-life crisis.
post by WAYNE BRADY at Feb 11,2013 3:27pm
PETRUS WAS SO TALL, HE WAS A SINNER AND HE STILL REACHED HEAVEN!
post by BOB NEWHART at Feb 12,2013 11:32am
THIS IS MY COUSIN PETRUS. THIS IS MY OTHER COUSIN PETRUS.
post by JIM JEFFRIES at Feb 18,2013 4:37pm
AY MATE, PETRUS WAS A CUNT. THAT CUNT COULDN'T GET ANY CUNT FROM A CUNT IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON GETTING SOME CUNT FROM A CUNTY CUNT, YOU BLEEDIN CUNTS.
post by THE IRON SHEIK at Nov 5,2013 9:22am
FUCK the petrus
post by RON "TATER SALAD" WHITE at Jul 2,2014 1:30pm
WHY DID PETRUS CROSS THE ROAD? HE COULDN'T GET HIS DICK OUT OF THE CHICKEN!
post by Daily Insights at Jul 3,2014 11:29am
23. We demand legal warfare on deliberate political mendacity and its dissemination in the press. To facilitate the creation of a German national press we demand:
(a) that all editors of, and contributors to newspapers appearing in the German language must be members of the nation;
(b) that no non-German newspapers may appear without the express permission of the State. They must not be printed in the German language;
(c) that non-Germans shall be prohibited by law from participating financially in or influencing German newspapers, and that the penalty for contravening such a law shall be the suppression of any such newspaper, and the immediate deportation of the non-Germans involved.
post by Alexey Pazhyintov at Jul 15,2015 9:09pm
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