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returntothepit >> discuss >> On the dangers of giving a woman an orgasm. by A Dude on Mar 14,2010 10:22pm
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toggletoggle post by A Dude at Mar 14,2010 10:22pm
A warning to the gentlemen of this world: our earth was a much easier place to live on before women started to get off. 'Why?' you ask.

Because if you make them cum it takes 1000x the effort to get them to go away later.

Moral of the story: do not give women pleasure, it will make them like you.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 14,2010 10:24pm
truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 14,2010 10:25pm
i was in a meeting the other day and I said "I know how to give a girl and orgasm, it's easy." (-pause) "give her $50 and a chocolate bar and leave her alone."



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 14,2010 10:30pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
i was in a meeting the other day and I said "I know how to give a girl and orgasm, it's easy." (-pause) "give her $50 and a chocolate bar and leave her alone."





toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 14,2010 10:31pm
that reminds me of what dave chappel said for women to do to make men happy: suck his dick make him a sandwich and leave him the fuck alone



toggletoggle post by IllinoisEnemaBradness at Mar 14,2010 10:34pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
i was in a meeting the other day and I said "I know how to give a girl and orgasm, it's easy." (-pause) "give her $50 and a chocolate bar and leave her alone."





toggletoggle post by elihhcb at Mar 15,2010 7:20pm
Mighta been chris rock



toggletoggle post by unholy_dave at Mar 15,2010 8:33pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later.


if you know what you're doing, she'll be in the mood, always.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 15,2010 8:35pm
unholy_dave said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later.


if you know what you're doing, she'll be in the mood, always.


i knew someone would say that eventually.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 15,2010 8:37pm
yeah... but I COULD give out $50 and a chocolate bar over and over again, but I would run out of cash mightly fast.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 15,2010 8:40pm
unholy_dave said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later.


if you know what you're doing, she'll be in the mood, always.


also, whens sin of angels playing in boston again, dammit



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Mar 15,2010 9:34pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 15,2010 9:36pm
IT'S FAAKE



toggletoggle post by unholy_dave at Mar 15,2010 9:41pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
unholy_dave said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later.


if you know what you're doing, she'll be in the mood, always.


also, whens sin of angels playing in boston again, dammit


haha, we'll be there in june with all new material, my friend.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 15,2010 9:49pm
unholy_dave said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
unholy_dave said[orig][quote]
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
truth. also, sometimes its nice to purposely not let them get off so theyll be in the mood even more a bit later.


if you know what you're doing, she'll be in the mood, always.


also, whens sin of angels playing in boston again, dammit


haha, we'll be there in june with all new material, my friend.


good stuff. i dont think ive seen you guys in boston since when i was in hirudinea and we played at dee dees, i think with bloody panda.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 15,2010 9:51pm



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol at Mar 15,2010 10:00pm



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Mar 16,2010 12:06am
Pff. I do plenty and they still end up hating me.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 16,2010 12:05pm
swamplorddvm said[orig][quote]
Pff. I do plenty and they still end up hating me.


Do you ruin it by speaking?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 16,2010 12:21pm
The best is giving them multiple orgasms.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 16,2010 12:27pm
like this?



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 16,2010 2:18pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
like this?


winner.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 16,2010 2:21pm
LOL. Tell me about it



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 16,2010 3:04pm
douchebag_patrol said[orig][quote]


"As tits? Whose tits you been grabbing that feel hard, that's what I wanna know"
"FUCK YOU"



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