I had a dream last night that I went to go see Tegan and Sara at some crazy outdoor venue that ended up being a wyld lesbian retreat and they knew that I was down and accepted me as one of their own and we scissored. As lovers.


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I haven't dreamt recently but the last time I did I was at a show, I think at Lupos, with Carl Sagan and he stage dived and accidentally kicked rev's camera out of his hand. Rev was like OHHHHHNOES! and then I woke up.

3 nights ago I had a very vivid dream of an Armageddon type scenario. some sort of catastophic event was to occur - by means of something coming down out of the sky. not sure if it was nukes, an asteroid, or aliens.
But people were secretly chosen by officials to head underwater to a lab/base that was set up. The sole reason of this was to have humans live on, without being wiped out by the event.
When we got to the lab, we were forced to participate in an experiment where we would sit in vats for months at a time, while authorities injected us with some sort of liquid. The liquid was said to have us elvolve some sort of gill-type thing on our upper neck. This was in case if something was to happen to our underwater stronghold.
After a few months of laying stationary in the vat in a coma-like state, I woke up and no one was around. Then I woke up.
Shit was deep and intense, and made me late for work.

Late cuz u were fappin, armageddon boy!

Worst. Ending. Ever.

Unless you were late because of fapping. In which case, Best. Ending. Ever.

it was one of those dreams where you wake up beacaue you realize youre late for something.
I'm assuming I had this dream because of how scientists supposedly all believe now there's overwhelming evidence of an asteroid taking out the dinosaurs. it was all in the news last week

Who the fuck faps in the morning still? I do it at work and at night.

Not gonna lie; I ran off a serious batch after waking from that sensual onslaught. Did I mention we smoked thin joints and listened to Lurker of Chalice?

yea but did your dream have carl sagan in it?

last my dream zac from goratoy was stoned and trying to pierce my chin with a bird feather. I kept showing him the terrible bird feather piercing that someone else gave me on my knees, but he wouldn't listen.

i had a dream someone stole my car. then i woke up.. the end.

you guys need more long epic sci fi or fantasy dreams

I had a dream that Katatonia still wrote songs in the vein of Brave Murder Day. I then awoke to the nightmare that is reality.

I dreamt once that black metal was taken seriously. Then I woke up.

it could be taken seriously. You're just lookng in the wrong spot.

a while ago i was a colonist on mars, and fought off a martian attack with my girlfriend at the time, running from bunker to bunker. we had killer 70's dayglo space gear and were armed to the teeth with explosive projectiles. rigged the whole colony to explode and would have went down with it but i woke up first.

occasionally i have elaborate dreams where i sodomize my friend's girlfriends.

i usually don't remember my dreams but one thing is sure, usually they always have great fapping material. i don't think i can beat the OP's dream though.

there was a sex scene in one of my vats.

Me and Rich Bova winning the superbowl.

i cant find that damn album anywhere...that is my nightmare sir

The dream that I just got yacked out of cause of a leg cramp was ridiculous. it was hung. When I woke up, I was in some huge arms trading party mascarading as an official dinner with everyone there freaking out about even the mention of the traitorous mention of the arms dealer's dad' name and the arms dealer was the guy I showed up with. makes no sense, but that was more intense than a metal gear solid game and a book frm that guy that write modern warfare books