please tell that to my maine coon who likes to piss all over my house. He is a great hunter though. cat caught more mice than the mousetraps and even caught a bat in my house. He's also too dumb (now that he's on medication to stop him from pissing and shitting everywhere) to groom himself and gets mats like crazy. I have to shave him all the time.
Hahahaha... Friends of mine adopted one from somebody who couldn't keep him. Shredder's dumb as a post and something like 20-25 pounds with all kinds of extra teeth (like a frickin' shark). Looks fucking hilarious with a lion cut.
one time i was bangin my girl at the time and we heard this high pitched crying outside in the hall. I went out to look and my cat had half killed a cardinal and carried it upstairs and was fucking with it in the hall before she killed it. I think it was trying to bring me a present, my cat also gets jealous when I have girls over