I made it through another year without topping myself and the stupid fucking CDs finally got here, so a celebration of some sort would seem to be in order. Anybody feels the same way, PM me for directions and come get stupid. Included in your admission price of zero dollars is probably several too many plays of said CD, gratuitous amounts of drunken chaos, and guaranteed by 3am or so I put on Cliff'em All and get all maudlin about Cliff, maaaaaaan. Also blaxsploitation films, tomfoolery, and shenanigans. If you can't make it out to the show Saturday this is your only other opportunity to see me make an ass of myself this week - DON'T SLEEP, SON.

tl;dr

uxxxbridge kkkrew up in the hizzyy

everytime something darkwor happens, I'm tied back at home. :'(

stop doing so many rituals

Hmmm.

itchy red BUMPs

will there be hookers n blow or do i need to bring my own?

BYOH&B

my cameo appearance chances are roughly 17%

Show up or you're a _____ . So do a _____ about it.

pussy ritual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i like where this party is going.

UPDATE: this is now also a "holy shit we got the heat back on" party

think i'll be rollin 5 deep @ 11 ish?

welp, can't go. unless you want me to bring a 4 year old

Wouldn't be the first time.

Doing ritual right now. Look to the east, at dawn.

Me wants one... I have never heard ya

HEY GUYS COME HERE ITS A GAY ORGY

Here's to your fuck, Steve. Looking forward to tomorrow evening. Hail Fuck.

OMG full of Scotch

We'll getcha one on the 11th, no worries.

I was too busy being in the presence of Bova. Sorry :(