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returntothepit >> discuss >> anyone want to start a dark ambient metal band with ska influences ?? by SkaBandit99 on Mar 1,2010 1:06pm
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toggletoggle post by SkaBandit99 at Mar 1,2010 1:06pm
hi I know this is a strange combo of styles but i was thinking of making a sound kind of like dark sanctuary meets motörhead meets the mighty mighty bostonnes.
we could have an epic landscape with trombones and trumpets in the back and then a break into traditional metal followed by some twangy ska beats and riffs but metalized with the trumpets.
nothing has been done like this before. If interested please get back to me at evilskabandit99@ yahoo . Com

let me know in here if you think it's a cool and original idea
thanks
Jeff



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 1,2010 1:50pm
am i supposed to conduct with my penis?



toggletoggle post by shytemepants at Mar 1,2010 2:04pm
should sound pretty gay..........but there are a lot of homos out there, so you'll probably do well.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 1,2010 2:10pm
skacore the devil and more?



toggletoggle post by Richard Simmons at Mar 1,2010 2:17pm
I'd love to be involved in this....maybe, down the road of coarse, we could use the music for my new work out tape only on VHS and Beta called sweatin' w/ the homoz.



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Mar 1,2010 2:23pm



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 1,2010 2:24pm
This sounds amazing if this is done well haha I love it!



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 1,2010 2:37pm
C.dEaD said[orig][quote]

hahah



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 1,2010 2:39pm
blessed%20offal said[orig][quote]
am i supposed to conduct with my penis?





toggletoggle post by SkaBandit99 at Mar 1,2010 3:35pm
fuck this shit. I knew I was gonna get shit about this. metal needs more experimentation, fuck you guys.



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Mar 1,2010 3:37pm
So it's about experimentation now huh?






toggletoggle post by SkaBandit99 at Mar 1,2010 3:41pm
who brought the funny guy??



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 1,2010 3:48pm
100% failure



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Mar 1,2010 3:51pm



toggletoggle post by t2daeeknli at Mar 1,2010 4:16pm
you put a posting for a ska band on this board, therefore brought it on yourself.
there are ska boards for new england in other places. try them.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 1,2010 5:29pm
SkaBandit99 said[orig][quote]
fuck this shit. I knew I was gonna get shit about this. metal needs more experimentation, fuck you guys.


Good experimentation: Pushing the limits of a particular genre, mixing two similar genres together to create a fluent yet steadily brutal sound (or whatever type of sound you're going for)

Bad experimentation: Mashing completely unrelated genres together to create some sort of ear-shattering train wreck that even art school dropouts can't hang with



toggletoggle post by SkaBandit99 at Mar 1,2010 5:34pm
Who are you dipshit? The experimentation police?

if anyone is SERIOUS hit me up

thanks
jeff



toggletoggle post by c.DEaD at Mar 1,2010 5:46pm



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Mar 1,2010 5:47pm
You're not going to find anyone on this forum who doesn't think you're a joke, believe me.



toggletoggle post by Joe Christianni at Mar 1,2010 6:13pm
They'll never be as good as REEL BIG FISH (great band or greatest band?)



toggletoggle post by slar you morbid? at Mar 1,2010 6:28pm
hahahaha jay is on a roll with the gay porn today



toggletoggle post by sir coughsalot at Mar 1,2010 7:45pm



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 1,2010 8:32pm
I think it's a nifty idea then again I like strange combinations and novelty bands. I used to have a goal of doing a metal/r&b collaboration with Usher hehe. Still think that would be fun!



toggletoggle post by slarchie bunker's place at Mar 1,2010 9:00pm
youll never be as good as bim skala bim



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 1,2010 9:37pm
i actually thought this thread was a joke, as i usually do when someone actually tries to recruit band members via rttp.




toggletoggle post by Uh at Mar 1,2010 11:00pm
Bohren & Der Club Of Gore or GTFO



toggletoggle post by brodown at Mar 2,2010 10:24am
t2daeeknli said[orig][quote]
you put a posting for a ska band on this board, therefore brought it on yourself.
there are ska boards for new england in other places. try them.


Tyler <3's ska.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 2,2010 10:26am
slarchie%20bunker‘s%20place said[orig][quote]
youll never be as good as grim skala grim



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Mar 2,2010 11:38am
I love BETHLEHEM
I love MOTORHEAD
I love THE SPECIALS
I will piss up your ass and turn your eyeballs yellow if you ever play out with this peice of shit band you are trying to form.



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 2,2010 11:43am
My boy Ihsahn got a trumpet u can borrow



toggletoggle post by arktouros at Mar 2,2010 11:51am



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Mar 2,2010 11:54am
Found who SkaBandit99 is:




toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Mar 2,2010 12:09pm
Devon?!



toggletoggle post by SkaBandit99 at Mar 2,2010 12:15pm
whoa now. all this shit is unessesary garbage. I still haven't gotten any serious emails from anyone on this board. i know the ska shit aint for everyone but I think it cab work if blended in with motorhead style guitar or vocals. My buddy plays keys so that's were the ambient dark snyth stuff can come in. i know ska is a more " happy" sounding music but I think we could twist it a little and make it dark sounding with the metal influnce and keys.
anyone that doesn't think this is original is a piece of shit. nothing like this has been done before so go take a long look at your band because you are probably rippng someone off.

serious musicians only please
thanks
jeff



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Mar 2,2010 12:38pm
Look Jeff, I appreciate wanting to try something new but just because beef stew & chocolate pudding are both delicious doesn't mean they should be combined into the same bowl.Follow me?



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 2,2010 12:42pm
I'd eat that


but yeah

original idea =\= good idea



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Mar 2,2010 1:00pm
SkaBandit99 said[orig][quote]
whoa now. all this shit is unessesary garbage. I still haven't gotten any serious emails from anyone on this board. i know the ska shit aint for everyone but I think it cab work if blended in with motorhead style guitar or vocals. My buddy plays keys so that's were the ambient dark snyth stuff can come in. i know ska is a more " happy" sounding music but I think we could twist it a little and make it dark sounding with the metal influnce and keys.
anyone that doesn't think this is original is a piece of shit. nothing like this has been done before so go take a long look at your band because you are probably rippng someone off.

serious musicians only please
thanks
jeff






toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 2,2010 1:03pm
pro gear pro tude



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 2,2010 1:03pm
Again I'd love to see this project happen for I like that sorta thing (the bizarre mixing of genres and styles) but I can't really contribute anything.

Keith, chocolate milk is delicious, apple cider is delicious, but with the right porportions chocolate milk and apple cider is strangely amazing! Just sayin! Hehe



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 2,2010 1:04pm
Wren you have never disliked anything ever. Get out of this thread.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 2,2010 1:06pm
Not true! I didn't like Down when I saw them in September! Not crazy about Mastodon either



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2010 1:07pm
wait....you didn't like Down?? Wren....my aching loins.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 2,2010 1:07pm
I was gonna say, don't say that too loudly around the natives.



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Mar 2,2010 1:08pm
A+ thread. Laffs.



toggletoggle post by KPanzer at Mar 2,2010 1:08pm
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
Again I'd love to see this project happen for I like that sorta thing (the bizarre mixing of genres and styles) but I can't really contribute anything.

Keith, chocolate milk is delicious, apple cider is delicious, but with the right porportions chocolate milk and apple cider is strangely amazing! Just sayin! Hehe
Knowing that you have absolutely , shamelessly drank this potion terrifies me.
Were you the kid who would eat/drink anything the other kids would invent?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2010 1:10pm
when i was younger i used to eat chocolate Teddy Grahams and orange juice like it was cereal. it's surprisingly good.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 2,2010 1:11pm
When I was younger I used to charge kids a buck to watch me pick my nose with my tongue.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2010 1:11pm
when you were younger....?



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Mar 2,2010 1:14pm
KPanzer said[orig][quote]
boblovesmusic said[orig][quote]
Again I'd love to see this project happen for I like that sorta thing (the bizarre mixing of genres and styles) but I can't really contribute anything.

Keith, chocolate milk is delicious, apple cider is delicious, but with the right porportions chocolate milk and apple cider is strangely amazing! Just sayin! Hehe
Knowing that you have absolutely , shamelessly drank this potion terrifies me.
Were you the kid who would eat/drink anything the other kids would invent?


Naw, my friend made this for me recently actually. He's a nut, but I can't deny that it worked in a weird sorta way. That said, if the proportions were off just even slightly, it would be awful. I can't explain it.



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Mar 2,2010 1:15pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
wait....you didn't like Down?? Wren....my aching loins.


I just wasn't feelin' it. Not sure why haha. I like them recorded alright, but live I was disappointed.



toggletoggle post by SkaBandit99 at Mar 2,2010 1:15pm
dude like I said i am aware it's a strange combo. but I think it can work with the right direction and motivation...
i used to play trombone in marching band so I have that covered. I think this will still be a cool idea. I know some of you idiots like ska or old sublime.
Still no serious emails or responses though.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 2,2010 1:17pm
THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD GET OUT



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2010 1:23pm



toggletoggle post by SkaBandit99 at Mar 2,2010 1:24pm
who me? dude I'm looking for serious musicians, not pictures of faggots and gay ass remarks. looks like I'm the only serious one here.



toggletoggle post by PHILIP ANSELMO at Mar 2,2010 1:25pm
GAWDDAMN! Y'all mean to tell me theahs a mothuhfucker out theah who ain't about to BOW DOWN befoah the powah of the GAWDDAMN riffage that is MY GAWDDAMN brothuhs an' me?!! Ah CAN . NOT. BE-LIEVE. THAT. RTTP! RTTP! AH YOU OUT THEAH?! AH SAID-R!T!T!P!.............AH YOU OUT THEAH?!!!! Well, if you ah, then LET THIS MOTHAFUCKER KNOW WHO HE'S DEALIN' WTH! LET HIM KNOW THE POWAH OF THE RIFF COMPELS US ALL TO BE-you got it! This one's called LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-FUH!!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2010 1:27pm



toggletoggle post by KPANZER at Mar 2,2010 1:27pm
Dude, you want to start a dark ambient/motorhead/ska band.No one is serious in this thread.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Mar 2,2010 1:31pm
KPANZER said[orig][quote]
Panzerbastard is a ambient/motorhead/ska band.



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Mar 2,2010 1:42pm
SkaBandit99 said[orig][quote]
who me? dude I'm looking for serious musicians, not pictures of faggots and gay ass remarks. looks like I'm the only serious one here.





toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 2,2010 2:06pm
For a dude who is doing a ska based project, you seem way too serious. Laugh at the pictures of gay men and the insults! Or Have fun with what you want to do!



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 2,2010 2:35pm
SkaBandit99 said[orig][quote]
who me? dude I'm looking for serious musicians, not pictures of faggots and gay ass remarks. looks like I'm the only serious one here.


Yup, we know you are serious. That is why people here are voicing concern, and gay pictures at your not so novel idea.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 2,2010 2:45pm
Go home, stop posting.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 2,2010 2:48pm
Listen "skabandit"... i'm about as open minded as it gets. But this idea sounds plain ol silly. Sure, people might like it when it's done, but don't even bother trying something like this if you're gonna get mad when people make fun of you.



toggletoggle post by catch a rising slar at Mar 2,2010 3:08pm
alright alright i'll join if i can wear slippers and a codfish on stage



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 2,2010 3:14pm
don't you mean codpiece? Codfish is actually a fish.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Mar 2,2010 3:14pm
Dark ambient is queer enough without adding ska.



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Mar 2,2010 3:23pm
Well, having a guy play synth hardly constitutes as having a dark ambient influence. Hence all the gay/retard images.

Speaking of which....






toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 2,2010 3:26pm
Lol @ "catch a rising slar"



toggletoggle post by SkaBandit99 at Mar 2,2010 3:42pm
Alright fools listen. I'm not trying to be "unique". im not trying to start a new trend. I just want to have an original band with different kinds of music. is that so fucking hard to ask for? I don't see what is so bad about molding these kinds of sounds together.
I'm seeking SERIOUS musicians. obviously this board isn't serious. I laughed at some of those images but stop shitting on my idea. I'll try craigslist tonight... Maybe I'll get some dedicated musicians who want to expierment and aren't gay ass junkies who sit around jerking eachothers bands off everyday. you guys are missing the point of how good these styles will sound togeter if done right.
Let me know if ANYONE is interested
Jeff



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 2,2010 3:45pm
listen fag, it's one or the other. THERE'S NO SWITCH-HITTING IN METAL!!



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Mar 2,2010 3:58pm
Just read your own thread title. What did you think would happen obvious nufag?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Mar 2,2010 4:08pm
serious musicians and craigslist do not compute.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 2,2010 4:14pm
Hey Jeff.
Any room for a Tuba in your dark ambient nwobhm ska band?



toggletoggle post by PHILIP ANSELMO at Mar 2,2010 4:14pm
Walk on home boy......



toggletoggle post by PHILIP ANSELMO at Mar 2,2010 4:16pm
Walk on home boy......



toggletoggle post by bloblovesmusic at Mar 2,2010 4:22pm
Unique and original are pretty much the same thing...



toggletoggle post by slargefreakatzero at Mar 2,2010 4:25pm
watch me play this fucking trombone and like it you cocksuckers



toggletoggle post by slargefreakatzero at Mar 2,2010 4:28pm
watch me play this fucking trombone and like it you cocksuckers



toggletoggle post by SkaBandit99 at Mar 2,2010 5:14pm
alright fuck this shit. I'm done here. no one is taking this shit for real.
use your imagination on how these different styles could mesh together. I'm talking about ska rhythms and brass being used in METAL.

I hope you all rot with your shitty ass ripoff bands.

See you fags later
jeff.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 2,2010 5:15pm
This thread has everything to do with Tom Skerritt.




toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 2,2010 6:07pm
You mr jeff are a sorry person. Still like your idea, but I can see you take no fun in it.

Either that or you're aril having a laugh.



toggletoggle post by emanresu at Mar 2,2010 6:17pm
[YOUTUBE=type=addvideo&url=http://www.youtube.com/watch]



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Mar 2,2010 6:18pm
?
You really think I troll that much and have the time/desire to do such nonsense?
Whoever smelt it, dealt it. this has to be you.



toggletoggle post by emanresu at Mar 2,2010 6:18pm



toggletoggle post by Less Than Moevot at Mar 3,2010 2:01am
Jeffery this is your mother, there was no need to use such hurtful language. Fag is a terrible terrible word...oh and I left an Elios in the microwave for you to cook when you get home. Don't wait up, I'm seeing Mr. RichHorror tonight.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 3,2010 4:41am
unoriginal "original idea" is unoriginal.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Mar 3,2010 4:42am
josh_hates_you said[orig][quote]
skacore the devil and more?



toggletoggle post by Jewish Liberal at Mar 3,2010 6:06am
As a Jewish Liberal who is also an A&R representative for Disney Universal Sound Recordings I have to say I am interested in Mr. Bandidt's ideas. If Mr. Bandit would update the thread with further information we may have a place for him and his group here at Disney.



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Mar 3,2010 6:23am
Reggae with "dark ambient metal" could EASILY work but not the way the original poster was envisioning.



toggletoggle post by TheRidersofDoom  at Mar 3,2010 7:45am
Man, and I thought my GF idea for a band was gay, and she was joking too!

She wanted a band in which there was heavy metal, tin flute, anglo-saxon lyrics, and random cat sound bites.

I also like my friend's band better, Riachu Death Threats.

will make thread soon.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 3,2010 8:12am
SkaBandit99 said[orig][quote]
alright fuck this shit. I'm done here. no one is taking this shit for real.
use your imagination on how these different styles could mesh together. I'm talking about ska rhythms and brass being used in METAL.

I hope you all rot with your shitty ass ripoff bands.

See you fags later
jeff.


Serious musicians don't take themselves so seriously.



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