There was mourning outside Atlanta until someone explained it.
I'm mourning for humanity until you explain that you are joking...if you are indeed joking.
"And we, the inhabitants of Atlanta, mourn the loss of one of our southern brothers. Another casualty of the lost confeder.... hunh ... what?..... Europe?......so he's a Russky kinda?..... Nevermind folks. But since you are all standing here, let me remind you that there is a sale at the local Piggly Wiggly"