Lets hear it.

Gaahl, inverted crosses down. He trains in high altitudes.

Gaahl is an actual homosexual he likes it up the ass, therefore he automatically loses this poll by way of homosexuality

Gaahl would blow Varg and then they would go out to dinner.

JERK OFF ON YOUR MOMS BUM!!

Sorry guys, but the best way to blaspheme Christ is to have sex with another dude. Fact.

satan loves the cock

I didn't know your name was Satan

I would actually attend church before EVER touching a cock. FACT.

HAHAAHHAHAHAHAH this is very true

Wait, didn't he just get done getting blown by Gaahl?

gaahl=varg?

it is.. wanna get your dick sucked mr black metal?

Gaahl laced his drink, but Varg is conscious now and is about to stab him in the face 1000 times

SURE! If only it's from YOUR MOTHEEERRR!!!

Gaahl lures Varg to a shack high up in the mountains where he'll have the advantage. He knows that even with Varg's prison time, he can take a pounding much better than he.

This thread is almost as bad as district 9 and avatar combined.

You secretly love both those films and this thread. Just like Varg + Gaahl's secret love rendevouz high in the mountains.

That forced meme is almost as bad as District 9 and Avatar combined.

lol. I use it about once a day because people are so dearly attached to said movies.

oh no ...ya got me. how can i possibly top a "your mother" insult. i bow to the master.

So where did you guys find out Ghaal is a flaming homosexual?

bennyhillifier
Awesome cover of one of my favorite songs. Contains possibly the most epic lead ever. Proving once and for all that feeling trumps shredding and virtuoso technique.

The internet, where else?

bennyhillifier

Gaahl loves baahls.

lolololol