I used to work with this guy at a farm

I helped get him fired. He sucked.

lol @ TAPS

I would love to find a picture of the guy I worked with at Ames who asked to see my dick for weed or the girl who told me her bf would be beat me up and I said I would run really fast and burn her house down with her in it.
I was fired from that job about 2hrs after that.

in b4 lightning bolt throwing poltergeist turns out to be air in the pipes.

I used to work with this total shitshow of a human being who I absolutely despised. One day, I collected over 20 dead flies from the window sill, ground them up and then put them in his bag of granola.

I sat back and enjoyed as he finished the bag, tipped his head back, and made sure he poured the remainder down his gullet.

So how was the guy's weed?

"Look with your eyes not with your hands!"

This is amazing.

flied lice

He used to tell us a "ghost threw me across the room bro, I'm not even kiddin, khed...I'll bring in the tape!!"

He never brought in the tape. Everyone at work called him "Mulder". He doesn't clean his ears and had a made up super model girlfriend. We all thought he was making up the TV show.