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New site? Maybe some day. 
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If I want a cookie, I want a chewy, sweet delicious baked confection filled with chocolate, or raisins, or macadamia nuts, or peanut butter. It should be simple yet enough to have a party on your tastebuds like it's a 14 year old at a rhode island strip club.
THIS is a cookie:
I don't know what the fuck these are supposed to be:
But they ain't cookies. I don't know why anyone would ever bring them to a party, or why anyone born after 1940 would want to eat them but cut it out. It reminds me of the devastating disappointment of being a little kid at a boring family party, hearing that "dessert is out" and then running to the kitchen to find a plate of pale green and pink swirled abortions sitting on the table. The stale taste. The gravel like texture as you churn it around in your mouth. The feeling like you're eating a buttered up communion wafer.
It's horrible. It's awful. It's not a cookie. |
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| It reminds me of the devastating disappointment of being a little kid at a boring family party, hearing that "dessert is out" and then running to the kitchen to find a plate of pale green and pink swirled abortions sitting on the table. The stale taste. The gravel like texture as you churn it around in your mouth. The feeling like you're eating a buttered up communion wafer. |
ha! oh man i hate those things. i don't think i've ever had an Italian cookie that wasn't shitty anisette. |
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my daughter is an expert on cookies and she wouldn't eat those stupid looking things, anus-ettes or whatever they're called. |
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dude if they are made right they are delicious, if not it is the biggest epic fail of all time.
store bought italian cookies suck. if they are soft and chewy gudsifajodkl so good. |
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The people who buy them are usually in the 50+ crowd and are monster cheapasses. They grab the Old Lady Cookie sampler off the shelf by the bakery at Stop & Shop on their way to the party and wait for the misery to ensue. |
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I eat them, and they're gooooooooood
HALFBREEDZ 4 LYFE |
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New development: Rusty is a 60 year old Jewish woman. |
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anise cookies are the worst cookies ever |
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| The people who buy them are usually in the 50+ crowd and are monster cheapasses. They grab the Old Lady Cookie sampler off the shelf by the bakery at Stop & Shop on their way to the party and wait for the misery to ensue. |
those are the worst.
home made cookies for the win!
my great grandmother used to make amazing italian cookies. |
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someone post that picture of the goatse cookies |
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| New development: Rusty is a 60 year old Jewish woman. |
damn...well I knew the secret would come out eventually |
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| New development: Rusty is a 60 year old Jewish woman. |
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you are geddy lee? |
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today they are serving a free lunch for the holiday, and the dessert plate is a giant pile of those pale red and green swirled abortions. |
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They're office party favorites. When no one eats them they reuse them as asbestos substitutes in the building's insulation. |
 
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