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returntothepit >> discuss >> The Road by xmikex on Nov 30,2009 10:18am
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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 30,2009 10:18am
I read the book over the summer, as I know a number of you already have, and it chewed up my brain like the cookie monster on a vaporizer high. I saw the movie last night and they did a great job with it.

I was worried about 2 things: 1. They were going to add some Hollywood CGI disasters and Michael Bay explosions. 2. Charlize Theron was going to have way too much to do with the plot contrary to the minuscule role her character played in the book.

As far as the first part there was very very little along the lines of jazzed up Hollywood special effect devastation. There's a brief but pretty epic forest fire scene, and a couple of pretty elaborate establishing shots. Other than that the scenery is super desolate and muted. I think they colored it with every dreary and depressing color they could find in the Avid color wheel.

They also kept the wife's role to a bare minimum. Well not a bare minimum, but they kept it from turning into a love story, and got Charlize Theron the fuck out of Vigo Mortenson's way so he could go ahead and be the fucking man without anyone interrupting.

Very cool film that no one will see because everyone's girlfriends want to go see a teeny bopper vampire movie.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Nov 30,2009 10:19am
I'd been meaning to read the book and I didn't even know about the movie till like last week. So should I read the book?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 30,2009 10:19am
Read the book.



toggletoggle post by aril at Nov 30,2009 10:19am
What's this have to do with pats-saints?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Nov 30,2009 10:21am
aril said[orig][quote]
What's this have to do with pats-saints?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 30,2009 10:23am
10 - 1.

Mark my words.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Nov 30,2009 11:45am
I liked the movie, not as amazing as the book but a worthy adaptation.

The scenes with the old man and the thief were really good.

I wish they'd kept in the part where they see the huge cannibal gang marching through the slush.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 30,2009 11:53am
The book was amazing, I can't wait to see this.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 30,2009 11:55am
I was very turned off by the trailers because of the Michael Bayisms I saw. This review makes me feel better. I'll actually see this now.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 30,2009 11:56am
Oh, and Martins, most reasonable adults can read this book in a day or two. Very quick read.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Nov 30,2009 11:58am
Yeah, I read it in two night sessions. Two sleepless nights that I paid for dearly.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 30,2009 12:39pm
Looking forward to seeing this - awesome book. Fuck vampire faggots.



toggletoggle post by vampire faggot at Nov 30,2009 12:55pm
Got a problem, motherfucker?




toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Nov 30,2009 12:59pm
hahahahah



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Nov 30,2009 1:01pm
Hahaha - that's great.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Nov 30,2009 1:09pm
thuringwethil said[orig][quote]
I liked the movie, not as amazing as the book but a worthy adaptation.

The scenes with the old man and the thief were really good.

I wish they'd kept in the part where they see the huge cannibal gang marching through the slush.


SEMI SPOILER

I was very disappointed that they chose to go a much tamer route, and neglected the baby roasting on a fire scene. Instead we got a scene with like 20 people hunting 2 relatively clean and awkwardly dressed little kids. The people in the cellar scene was grim a fuck though.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Nov 30,2009 1:16pm
haha what a gross photo.
wtf



toggletoggle post by sever at Dec 2,2009 11:17am
This movie isn't playing ANYWHERE near me. FUCK.



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