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returntothepit >> discuss >> Where can i book my band? by godbetrayedyou on Oct 11,2009 10:05am

post by godbetrayedyou at Oct 11,2009 10:05am

Can anyone tell me how I go about booking my band or who I would contact or any information on venues and promoter's? we are a new band from Lowell/Nashua area. Looking to start playing soon...

post by josh_hates_you

at Oct 11,2009 10:21am

getting shows is not about being good. its not even about who you know. it all comes down to who's dick you suck. the more cock you suck the more shows you get. promoters love having their cocks sucked.

or just get a myspace page or something and start bugging people who put on shows.

post by BlackoutRick at Oct 11,2009 10:52am

lol

post by Rocko's at Oct 11,2009 11:21am

I can get my dick sucked? wow thats awesome.
If u need a show email us at dsouthworth76@myfairpoint.net or myspace.com/davethirsty

post by goatcatalyst

at Oct 11,2009 11:31am

You could try giving Sir Richard Horror a grand quantity of Bolivian marching powder.

post by DestroyYouAlot

at Oct 13,2009 3:02pm

A Dutch rudder is fine too.

post by largefreakatzero at Oct 13,2009 3:04pm

Wait, God betrayed me? When did this happen? I demand answers.

post by largefreakatzero at Oct 13,2009 3:05pm

Oh and lol @ "Bolivian marching powder".

post by the_reverend

at Oct 13,2009 5:00pm

largefreakatzero said	[orig][quote]
Wait, God betrayed me? When did this happen? I demand answers.

um... have you seen the shape of your head? nuff said.

post by cav nli at Oct 13,2009 5:58pm

josh_hates_you said	[orig][quote]
getting shows is not about being good. its not even about who you know. it all comes down to how many smelly teenagers you can pack into a shitty venue for 10 bucks a piece. even if you suck, if you have a lot of friends, hey id book ya. or would have, seeing as though i havent booked a show in years. or just get a myspace page or something and start bugging people who put on shows.

post by largefreakatzero at Oct 14,2009 9:08am

the_reverend said

[orig][quote]

largefreakatzero said	[orig][quote]
Wait, God betrayed me? When did this happen? I demand answers.

um... have you seen the shape of your head? nuff said.

I may be ugly, but you wish your arms were even half the size of mine, hippy.

post by oscarct

at Oct 14,2009 10:53am

a club

post by goatcatalyst

at Oct 14,2009 10:58am

Perhaps even a hall.

post by boblovesmusic

at Oct 14,2009 10:59am

a wall

post by arilliusbm

at Oct 14,2009 11:01am

Mark's Showplace.

post by thetruthaboutmuffdivers at Oct 14,2009 11:39am

Seriously, learn how to deep throat and tongue the balls.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 14,2009 11:41am

boblovesmusic said	[orig][quote]
a wall

maybe a bathroom stall?

post by arilliusbm

at Oct 14,2009 11:43am

I do not like it in a wall, I do not like it in a stall. I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them with your slam.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 14,2009 11:47am

would like it on a rock or maybe with a band named spock?

post by boblovesmusic

at Oct 14,2009 11:48am

with a frontman with a very large cock...

post by arilliusbm

at Oct 14,2009 11:51am

boblovesmusic said	[orig][quote]
with a frontman with a very large cock...

What about Hetfield? Oh, wait, he lost his a while back.

post by KENNY LANNING W/ GLASS DICK at Oct 14,2009 1:22pm

I'LL BOOK YOUR BAND DUDE. I'M DOWN AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER IN FRAMINGHAM FROM 3PM TO 8PM TODAY, COME BY AND BRING SOME ROCK CANDY. I CAN GET YOU ON SHOWS WITH SKULLTOBOGGAN NO PROBLEM.

post by godbetrayedyou at Oct 14,2009 3:02pm

I will be there at 3pm tomorrow!

post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 14,2009 3:12pm

uhhhh.

post by thetruthaboutmuffdivers at Oct 14,2009 3:48pm

seems legit!

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