I will be a member of the New Hampshire Army National Guard. My MOS is 21K Electrician. I should only be gone about 4 months for boot camp and AIT. I don't know when I leave for camp yet though. I'll find out tomorrow.

Yar.

Take it esy,.. and dont do anything stuped, like geting your self killed!

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1st a baby and now this... good life choices, Mr. Christian.

LOL

Dude give the kid some goddamn respect for doing what he's doing and at least some kind of support. This is a big decision that usually isn't easy to make so I'm sure he's already nervous, he doesn't need people giving him shit about it.

ITT: serious bidness.

Expecting Dwyer to ever give MK anything but shit is a losing proposition.

REMINDER: It is the internet!

How could I forget?

Who gives a fuck?

The fact that I almost joined the Marines a few months ago. That's just me though. i've said what I needed to say.

He lost respect.



Like he ever had any respect built up anyway.

Good for you, Brandon.

This will help support that baby, shuddap.

WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? A JELLY DONUT!

I'm doing this for my future and my family's future. I'll get a free education and a career. I wasn't expecting much support but I wanted to share it anyway.

Thanks Greg and Pam

Your daughter probably gets shit like free Y memberships and stuff too (I know they do in the army). Check into that stuff, might help her mom with childcare when you're gone.

And be fucking careful, eh?

We're getting benefits now from other mediums and I'm sure they'll be getting benefits from the military while I'm away. I'm excited and anxious to do this.

good luck in your choices... but as someone that regularly reads your posts, I don't think you know what you want. All your ideas of what you are going to do are all over the place. I guess now, it's not up to you; your choices are made for you. please get some nice pictures of the middle east. that's what I would do.

11B Infantryman or GTFO!
In all seriousness, best of luck to you. My advice - milk them for everything you can! Take all the freebies and perks they offer and suck them dry...they're going to do the same to you! Ask anyone who's served.

so when are you going to basic training?

I appreciate it whenever anyone enlists and fights for me..... that being said, don't die, the lack of an afterlife would really make you feel silly.

dude mad guns khed

I'm slated to leave for Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri in November but I've been asking for an early ship date so hopefully by next month or October at the latest I could be gone. My unit is the Det 2 160th Engineer Co based out of Concord, NH. I have drills this weekend.

please step on a landmine. that is all

is this cause you saw gijoe this passed weedenk?

There are times I feel like I'm desensitized to RTTP, and then posts like this come up.

are you retarded xgodzillax?

Hshahj

I was debating whether or not to post something like this and ultimately decided against it, thank you for being braver than me.

HAHAHAHAHAHA some of you children are way too worried about saying shit thats going to not offend anyone, but i personally dont fucking care. i say what i say, and telling this douchebag to step on a landmine is for real.

call me retarded, call me an asshole, call me whatever the fuck youd like. i dont care nor do i have regard for human life, most especially MKs. usually this is where id proposition you to come to chinatown and fight me, but im opting against that route.

so have a great day, and i love all of you more than you know.

kisses! <3

I AM SO INSECURE WITH MYSELF THAT IN ORDER TO MAKE UP FOR MY LACK OF ANY USEFUL CONTRIBUTIONS TO THE HUMAN RACE I MUST INSULT PEOPLE WHENEVER POSSIBLE AND CHALLENGE SAID PEOPLE TO REAL-LIFE-FIGHTS WHILE OVER THE INTERNET. I ALSO LOVE THE BRUINS SO MUCH THAT MY BAND STOLE ITS LOGO. KISSES.

priceless

congrats brandon. see you tonight at the show hopefully

i love the bruins

Godzilla, you don't even know me. You can't say you have no regard for my life without knowing anything about me. All you see is an internet persona and the fact that you have to come in here and gay up my thread with your useless bullshit says a lot about you.

sandy vaginas, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would still be pretty funny if this kid died. Just saying.

that's true Brandon. He doesn't know you, but that doesn't stop him from telling it like it is.

I'm surprised this thread hasn't gotten 10x worse (tramslation: better)by this point. Fucking slackers.

dear brandon, i legit can give a fuck less about your life. and i hope you die a painfully brutal death so you can leave your mistake fatherless.

jake, you live in lunenburg. you have no room to talk. and whats funny is that you would never talk shit to my face, because youre a spineless pussy who should be killed on principal. <3

I can't wait til xgodzillax meets up with xmothrax. epic.

Hi I'm a fat fuck that hates my own life..I should have killed myself years ago <3

Hahahaha, I lolled.

ah, anonymous posters talking shit are such spineless cowards. i will be at obriens tonight, cause the band i play drums in horribly is playing. come say hi!

bennyhillifier

What the fuck does me living in Lunenburg have to do with anything?

Fellate a chainsaw hahaha awesome

it has to do with everything. youre 19. shut the fuck up or man the fuck up

Lose some weight, tubby tustard.

i'm about to go play some sweet, sweet golf in lunenburg so i have no gripes with that place.

this is about all i have to add to the proceedings.

I lol'd.

In that case, a huge FUCK YOU is in order and I hope you burn in Hell.

There problem solved.

the fatherless comment was a bit harsh, I admit.

LOL

I guess I should be used to these reactions but I don't understand why a person has to be such a bastard for being a bastard's sake. It's unbelievable.

For Bastard Points. You can redeem them at Spencer Gifts or Annie's Pretzels.

he redeems all of his at annie's pretzels, as do i.

hey, its not MY FAULT that you dont know how to pull out. its also not my fault that you fathered a life, and im just goin on distorted memory, of a girl? if thats the case, i hope that she becomes the states cumdumpster to spite your pathetic attempt at any sort of well being for her.

hell is not something im worried about, its irrelevant to me. hell exists only in the minds of those who are too weak to stand up for themselves. and i will leave you with this quote: "if you want a crutch, ill just break your leg..."

bova be with you

dude, I normally sneer or chuckle at some of your posts, but don't bring his fucking kid into this. that's just retarded. I'm a father too and what you just said PISSED me off. and yes, I work near Chinatown.

I'm looking forward to 5 days far away from the internet.

seriously, its like being in high school all over again.

there's the internet, then there's rttp

i like when old people call the internet "the online."

I hope all your faggot children fight each other to death.

Sounds like an AC title. haha

I certainly know how to turn a phrase.

Hold on tight, for your ass is in great danger!

For great justice.

Good luck in the army/navy, don't die please.

Ok dude, I find a lot of things you say funny, but right here you're really taking it too far. And don't start telling me to man up and all that shit because I think your internet threats are retarded and honestly don't think you would do a damn thing if you ever saw me in person. So seriously just leave Brandon and his family alone, especially the daughter because what you are saying is just fucked up. I'll be the first to admit other than Pam that Brandon is a friend of mine. I don't agree with a lot of things he says or does, but who the fuck am I to challenge him? It's his life, so leave him the fuck alone and we can all go on with our pathetic lives.

And to Brandon, good luck and I hope all goes well.

Wow, you really are pathetic. You're willing to insult my daughter? You seriously are a fucked up human being. There aren't enough words to express how pissed off I am that what was supposed to be a thread about my future turned into a stupid thread full of empty threats and insults. Out of all the RTTPers I've met in person, not ONE have I disrespected.

Maybe you should start. It's awesome.

By the way, I'm very proud to be a father and I love my daughter very much. I don't regret a thing.

i think the lesson here is that don't expect anyone on rttp to care about your life ever. i am surprised you haven't learned this by now. i just wish you would have thought about this more before making this decision. it's not the only option to help your family. well i suppose it's too late so good luck to you.

Are you kidding? I've been thinking about this for months.

ok. have fun with that d00d

Have fun with you not doing anything?

remember when dwyer and josh were gonna fight?

and everyone was trying to organize a fight involving a ring and bands?

yeah that

I agree with the core point of godzilla's post and even I think the daughter comments were harsh and I usually don't get irked by anything.

I'm alright with it.

Yeah, we got that the first five times you posted it dude.

This shouldn't apply to just this board... don't expect anyone to care about your life ever, period.

I'm ok with this.

no, have fun in your dillusion. and keep thinkin what youre thinkin about me. that is all

especially on the onlines

also, until you grow a sack and are actually willing to step to me, hold your fucking fingers still.

the line to suck my dick starts with your mother, so get behind her

Ooooo so SHOCKING...

yep, shocking. oh so shocking. women shouldnt be allowed to speak

CTB is still a faggot that should be killed. Alahuh Akbhar.

EVEN MORE SHOCKING. Go gobble some more donuts Rich Horror Lite.

I still love you, Pam.

I love you, too handsome. <3

I am actually Rich Horror Lite because I have such a stunning physique.

More taste, less filling?

Talking about how great looking I am is of much greater public interest than how this kid is going to get hilariously blown up.

I love you all.

greatest response to a question, ever:

'hey, whats up nick?'
-"what?"
"whats up nick.."
-"im standing."
then turning to look at the wall im standing against.

im an asshole.

Yeah, I still always wonder what exactly xghidrax is spending all his time in Chinatown doing. Whatever pays the bills, I guess. LAWLZ

if youre referring to me, i live in chinatown. thats what im always doing in chinatown

oh noes the internet kids and their chuckles.

lol @ knowing none of you would do anything in person but stand there looking stupid.

now back to the rich horror show live from the bottom of Narragansett sixer and an empty box of ramen.

here we go kids, take it away for the lolz

I see a Gomer Pyle incident in basic.

why, he'll be a perfect solider. he's a fucking idiot, im not saying they'd put him in charge of his own dick. cause clearly this situation could have been avoided in the first place if that was the case.

also LOL @ rttp getting butthurt over child jokes.

Do you think the Rev would code a CTB Death Pool into the forum software?

Nad I had Peking Garden chinese buffet tonight.

I asked for a quick ship and today, my ship date was moved up to September 15th. 3 weeks baby!! I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.

I'd be happy to fight you internet boy.

I'd fucking behead your pussy ass with my bare hands.

this would not happen, at all.

"and your parents looking stupid
their son reduced to a pile of shit and dog tags
but he did what he was programmed to do
such a good soldier
i hope youre fucking proud of your son
fuck your son i hope he fucking dies"


i hope you return to your family in a fucking body bag

Congrats dude and good luck. Don't let any of these weaklings get you down. You'll be just fine. Not a one of these asshole has the balls or intestinal fortitude to do anything for anything greater than themselves. Tells a lot about them as people and a LOT about the scene. Gutless fucks with nothing more than words to exclaim their manhood. You don't see any of them do anything other than talking. Congrats again. I am honestly proud of your decision. It takes balls to be a real man, and you have balls. You made a decision and stuck by it; which is more than most of these losers can say. You'll laugh at were they are in 20 years as opposed to where you'll be.

Semper Fi, Brother.

FUCK!!! What's that from???

whats funny is that i tried to enlist in the military. they ran my name, and low and behold, they denied me. they got my long running history of violence, psychotic behavior, and long long rap sheet.

so as far as im concerned, youre just a fucking faggot hiding behind a computer screen, states away from where i am. so to say that youd gladly fight me is laughable at best, because you havent the ability to do such a thing. so until your wife or whatever you call a 'wife' releases that thing you call a dick from her safe, dont speak.

just know this, if you do somehow retrieve your balls and actually put backbone behind your empty internet threats, you just better kill me. cause if you dont, youre fucking stupid. cause i will most definately kill you =)


<3

dystopia 'jarhead fertilizer'

yeah especially your own. anyone seen that fucking boulder of a gut this sow carries around? youre a triple by-pass recipient waiting to happen.

LOL I'd imagine that would bother him if he couldn't throw his tree trunk sized legs up to your chin and break your jaw.

continue being a faggot and hide behind a fake name, seriously get some balls.

get some new teeth, grimey.

why your mother loves these ones, that filthy whore.

proud to be a non-breeder, thanks.

Pot calling the kettle black?

LOL @ that statement all fucking day.

History of violence? HAHAHAHAHAHA...buddy you don't know violent. I have earned a combat action ribbon witha gold star (that's 5 times you middle class hunk of pussy shit.) I have seen violence many times above and beyond your coddled city boy life. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about and certainly don't hold the resume to back it. Keep playing with your plastic guns (Glock, Springfield, S&W) and wearing that rad Walmart shooters vest. When you want to learn what true violence is about, join the Marine Corps. 0311 Rifleman to be exact. Talk to me after the discharge you OTH.

I guess so.

LOL @ RTTP Pissing Contest 20009

the pot is gone, he ate that too

It wouldn't be a pissing contest if he had a dick to piss out of. At least I have the DD214 to prove my word. He has nothing but his thug attitude. Sorry man.

When did RTTP turn into a drama shitfest all the fucking time? Just shut the fuck up.

for all those jokes, I've only seen one person off of this board (Jimbo) say something negative to Nick in person. so keep flamin faggots, just shows you got nothing to back up anything you say.

LOL Metal kids

I don't think Nick needs any weapon to kick your ass Bub, but bring whatcha got.

Who's Nick? And who's Jimbo? I am now confused.

Who's on first

He had better have 34 years of fighting experience, be 6'3" and at least 265 lbs. Unless he has that or a whole shitload of friends, I'd gladly eat his face.

Or at least match my 22 MMA titles in Maine.

Or my 6 in NH.

bah, i'm only 6'5'' 235lbs. not good enough :\'(

Or at least 15 in NC.

wow, i haven't bothered to read this thread in a while because its retarded, but this is some ridiculous shit. i think if any of you got together to do anything to each other you'd all grow 15 feet taller and then explode simultaneously. i declare RTTP Mortal Kombat style. or maybe Killer Instinct style, it all depends on whether saying "READY" or "FIGHT" would be more effective.

blah blah blah I piss in the wind and pull on Superman's cape.

hahahahahahahahahahhahahhaahhahahahahahahaha

But, your not an asshole, which most true fighters aren't. So no worries, I'd share a leg of ham and a glass of red Zinfandel with you any day.

hoser, what exactly credentials do you have as a MMA fighter? didn't know you were trained in that regard.

I suggest we set up a match.

haha SMC. A DD214 isn't a weapon. It's a piece of paper.

Trained...no. Experienced, yes. MMA is basically any form that you wish to use. Timmy Sylvia lives right up the road from me...and is great to train with. Unfortunately I haven't seen the bastid in about a year. He never trained a day around here. Dover is where we fight. Matt Randall's Blackbelt Academy.

That at least backs up shit talking.

There is no such thing as "street cred" in the USMC.

technically you could make a piece of paper into a weapon if you're a good fighter.

you just blew my mind.

jazz jazz jazz guitar for few batman JAZZ!

anything can be used as a weapon or distraction. street fighting is not always about brutality, but about smarts and using your brain. not that I'm an expert, but that's basic thought. why punch somebody when you can just smash their temple into the brick wall next to you?

i don't really post here much anymore on account of hating you all, but someone please pm me if hoser and xgodzillax or hoser and anyone covered in dynamite decide to fight before an audience because that would just be swell to see.

OH wait wait wait.....Godzilla X is the fat bastard drummer who has the stupid earplugs and wears camouflage shorts right??????!!!!!!


If that's the case....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pal O' Pal...I have been in the same room with your overweight ass many a time. In fact, myself and Powerkok were laughing at you on a few occasions. Oh my Christ...please don't threaten me anymore. This MUST be a joke......

Powerkok. hows that chump doing?

He's great...fucker moved to Florida. He's landscaping and smoking up everyone's pot. He's coming to visit soon as far as I know. Can't wait to see him. I miss the bastard. He, by the way...also fought MMA, and was awesome...as was his brother.

ANyhow, I give up. I could use a nice steak tip with chili powder, Adobo, and a half dozen pierogies.

Millenial...best of luck to you. You'll be just fine. Take it from somebody who's been there many times over. Unless someone with experience has advice, ignore it. Take your time, don't volunteer for anything, keep your mouth shut, eat as fast as you can and God Bless you. I still look back on those days as the best days of my life.

Thanks.

By the way, did you send me a PM because I can't find it and there's still a 1 next to my username.

right.

funny how every few months, you threaten folks on here and never once have gotten into a fight, big mouth loose lips go suck a dick.

Bunch of queers I tell you. This scene is pathetic

watch out I'll have Josh Martin come getcha lol

Hey man...I'm a pretty peaceful dude until someone fucks with the men and women who serve this country. That is just about the only way that I can be pissed off. Sorry if you don't like it W3, but just like your fat friend, I have nobody to impress here. I dig metal, I dig talking about metal, I dig talking about politics and sex, but there are bounds. When your overweight, high blood pressured pal goeas around shitting on our service people and vets; I draw the line. I would gladly get into the ring with him and prove to this ignorant society that it doesn't pay to be an asshole.

Niggas gunna run 3 feet and get out of breath lololllllllllllmao

that's not true, it totally pays to be an asshole....or is it scumbag i keep forgetting and i dont care who runs their mouth to who as long as it's entertaining plus im almost outta smoke. so make more threats, cause you never know who is reading this out there in internet land dun dun duuuuuuh.

LOL @ caring.

I'm listening..

Damn, Someone beat me to it!!haha

I could give a shit who's reading it. I stand up for what's right, and that's that. I would never have even replied to this except to give him my best wishes until your overweight piggy pal decided to learn how to type and drip bullshit from his already fat mouth. I hope that pigboy defends you as well as youre attemting to defend him. As I see it, he owes you one.

I see a gloryhole session in their future.

well you are shipping out in three weeks, so im sure youll be used as some sort of currency while in training.

if you know who I am, and see me at a show be sure to introduce yourself faggot.

just because you wear tapout or affliction gear doesn't make you an MMA fighter.

to be completely honest, I have respect for the military. just not faggots that sit on a fucking message board and brag about it. so shut your fucking mouth already unless you're actually willing to show up and fight me. bring any and ALL weapons you have, I'm not afraid of any of it. I can give a fuck less. I've been stabbed, I've been shot at. as far as I'm concerned you're all spineless pieces of shit who have nothing better to do than try and prove that they're so much better than people.

and yes, I'm fat. big fucking deal. get over it or atleast come up with some sort original insult. and you can only call me fat because its the easiest thing to hide behind.

and zjd, you're a pathetic faggot who talks shit even though you claim to be 'posi' so you can fuck yourself guy. you can even tell joe white I said that. I honestly can give a fuck less.

brandon, I hope you get killed and leave your mistake fatherless to suffer the rest of its pathetic life.

fuck each and every last one of you. I've never claimed to be apart of the 'metal scene' I'm a hardcore kid that just so happens to be in a grind band. and I'm fat. ooooohhhh.

so seriously, if you want to continue to talk shit, pm me. and we can meet up and step toe to toe. cause I would love nothing more than to tear all of your throats out. I'm done

haha you are on the message too,Faggot
And as far as being "shot at". I am fairly certain Hoser WOULDN'T MISS!
oh and ps - speaking of being a faggot, gauged ears are pretty much as homo as it gets.

funny, then you just threw more then 90% of this board under the homo bus.

btw good job having a sac Bub.

party

No, I would not miss. However, that's not how I solve my problems. I'd rather throw a few punches and call it a day.

Nothing says I'm sorry like a good ole fashioned anal rape

xGodzillax,

i only 'talk shit' on hoser because i think he's a horrible person and is usually drunk. i don't believe i've ever 'talked shit' on you or anyone else here unless you count giving you a totally legitimate reason for not wanting to be in a band with you to be shit talking. you blow up at everything so its difficult to pinpoint just where your line between instigation and regular old disagreement lies but i guess it's pretty far from mine.

also, i don't know your relationship with joseph but he does not read this board so i'll be sure to relay that for you.

anyone who goes to New Orleans to help people rebuild their homes are a solidly back'd dood in my opinion. Joe White is a class act.

Are you ladies going to start pulling hair...cause I'll need to run and get a video camera and some jello.

Hey Hoser, tell Powerkok I said hi. I miss his belligerent posting.

i never said anything bad about joe white, hes a good dude

what? like, never including a few hours ago?

well actually he didn't talk shit about Joe White and on that note....

i guess i took it as "tell joe the same thing" instead of "let joe know i don't like you".

rock and roll

Nick once told me he wanted to shank me for wearing Keds.

True story.

aint nothing wrong with that, i threat our gtrist with that everyday.

I mean, I guess if I was in your band, I'd shank Ked fags too.

a good shankin is what the world needs.

By the way ZJD....I'm rarely drunk at all. I surely like my whiskey, but please don't confuse it with Alcoholism.

And GodzillaX or whatever his name is...he's still an asshole.

devil whiskey is what the world needs more of

And I still run and work out more than I drink. Wayyyy more. I have a 2 year old and another on the way...being an alcoholic wouldn't cut it. My wife would punch my teeth out.

My wife...



My son...

Yes, he's in the sink.

Yes, I live in a log cabin.

woo

DICK SLAPPIN'S MY GAME!

Hey, they're rad. I kind of like them. Especially my son...he rules. He face plants into Chinese food.

Murph, you're over the line.