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returntothepit >> discuss >> DISMANTLE THE CYBORG NEEDS A NEW VOCALIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by robski on Jul 27,2009 7:49am
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toggletoggle post by robski at Jul 27,2009 7:49am
Make sure you meet these requirements before contacting us:


1. Must have a job or some form of income.

2. Must have own PA or something to run vocals through at practice.

3. Must be willing to contribute money to band necessities. (i.e. practice space rent, merch, recording, etc.)

4. MUST NOT BE A COCKY DOUCHEBAG!!! If you are under the impression that your shit doesn't stink, don't waste our fucking time. We do this because we love it and enjoy having a good time with people we meet and friends we have made along the way.

5. Must have some form of transportation or live in the Manchester area.

6. Must be willing to practice at least once a week. Maybe even twice a week for a while due to the fact that we are currently writing for our full length and will still be playing the occasional show. The sooner you're caught up, the better.

7. Must be between the ages of 18 and 25. (Acceptions can be made.)

8. Must be willing to use the lyrics we have for the 4 songs that we have already recorded. Beleive it or not, some people actually know these words and sing along at shows. We will re-record your vocals over these songs when we go back into the studio and you will be able to write your own lyrics for all songs written from here-on-out.

9. Must be willing to commit to THIS band. So, if you're already in another band, chances are you won't be able to put 100% into THIS band.


If you have read this and meet all this criteria then please, by all means, send us a message. We're totally stoked to meet you and try you out.




toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jul 27,2009 8:27am
........So that's a no.......?



toggletoggle post by Oh snap at Jul 27,2009 8:30am
sicc burn!



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 27,2009 8:32am
What happened to MK?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jul 27,2009 11:37am
lol bitch trying to start a new thread. nono.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 27,2009 5:36pm
bump for serious thread



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 27,2009 5:43pm
Question for DTC: Maybe it's just cause i'm an old fart, but it seems like your age cap is a little low. 25? I know you said you'd make exceptions...



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 27,2009 5:50pm
25+ is teh lames. You're just not with it, oldie.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 27,2009 5:51pm
I know. :(



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 27,2009 5:53pm
Older than 25 means the labels won't sign you for being some young prodigy.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 27,2009 5:53pm
lol @ the 2nd time you've been called old this week



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Jul 27,2009 5:53pm
Hence why 40 year old Rich Bova has never made it, despite his outstanding abilities.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 27,2009 5:57pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
lol @ the 2nd time you've been called old this week


haha. And how old are you sweetie?



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jul 27,2009 6:01pm
17



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jul 27,2009 7:47pm
Good luck finding someone Rob.

Edit: Hurry up and find someone and finish writing so we can play shows together again!



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 27,2009 7:58pm edited Jul 27,2009 8:14pm
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
17

fap



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 27,2009 8:05pm
way to oldschool quote there.



toggletoggle post by BoarcorpseJimbo   at Jul 27,2009 8:15pm
but, whatever could you mean?



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