For you fuckheads that can actually read, it's by Chuck Palahniuk, the dude that wrote Fight Club. I dug it -- excellent satire written in broken Engrish. It's a strange read -- you have to kind of read it in your head in a Chinese-Restaurant-Dialect.
Me work banned RTTP with their new faggotcommieshitheadnigger software. After work I usually don't touch gay computers. Perhaps I am feeling fruity tonight -- or it's just drunken insomnia since I have to take a break from the smokes for awhile.