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New site? Maybe some day.
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...Yeah, I'm not even going there.
And if you happen to be edge, the work place would be an appropriate setting for you to break it. Get wasted, punch your boss out and blow that bonus/promotion you worked so diligently for.
JUST DO IT.
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I wish I had my 34oz Bubba Keg cup. I could sip booze drink out of that all day and no one would know the difference.
Minus me taking my shirt off, cussing everybody out, and lighting my desk on fire. |
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I took 5 tequila shots on my lunch last year, then realized I had a meeting after that. pretty unwise decision |
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SMOKE WEED AT WORK OR YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COKS IN HELL |
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I worked overtime yesterday so I wouldn't have to do much today. After Arcturus' Sham Mirrors is over, I'm burning one down, fixing another drink and watching Maximum Overdrive on my bosses computer. |
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Holy shit I haven't seen that movie in so long...Estevez is epic |
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i work at a liquor store so im into it |
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Mike Shea is fucking wasted. |
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ATTN: xmikex
You break edge, I'll break veg.
OB's tonight. |
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thanks for the new wallpaper brian |
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ITT: Abe Lincoln throwing goat |
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ITT: Abe Lincoln throwing goat |
hahahaaha that made me lol |
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To raise the stakes, alcohol is on me, and you can take me to a Brazilian BBQ and force me to eat dead animals. I'm a man of my word, only because I'm drunk at 12 PM. |
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Damn Mike, I need your job. |
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What do you do again?
My dream job would be to ride Falkor in Fantasia all day. I hope your job is as cool as that |
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I'm an assitant maintenance supervisor for a large property management company, and Friday is our slowest day. You see, some companies have dress down day, but my work place has alcohol day. Funny thing is, I'm the only one who participates in it. |
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my dream job would be head groundskeeper of Morla the turtle's shell. |
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Im on the phone with my mom and Mike is texting me about snorting coke, and listening to Slapshot |
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HeyI !'m the drunk one, I said delay should blow coke! I'm not trying to take you over the edge here (no pun intended) |
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Im on the phone with my mom and Mike is texting me about snorting coke, and listening to Slapshot |
that's cause Mike is a winner |
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If I'm breaking edge I'm smoking crack, and taking my rightful place on a Brockton street corner. |
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thanks for the new wallpaper brian |
xCasualtyxFridayx is a national holiday where I come from |
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I'm edge and I just drank a beer at work.
A root beer. It was fucking delicious, especially accompanied by that cheese and black bean enchilada. Mmmmm. |
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You wish you were as hard as me, Rich. |
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well if its root beer you mean then i'm guildiddalyilty as chardiddalyarged! |
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Tony, your usage of Simpsons references on RTTP that are actually relevant to the threads in which they are posted are rivaled by none. I congratulate you sir. |
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hahaha thanks, i'm glad to know that my countless hours of skipping out on everything but work and beer to watch my DVD seasons has proved lucrative. |
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i'm convinced that tony could carry on any conversation for this rest of his life using only simpsons rhetoric. |
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That would be a worthwhile life. |
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he's not the baron but he sounds drunk. take him in. |
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Mom to Mike Shea: "Blow coke with Mike, or you're a pussy." |
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I don't even do coke anymore, so we can eat painkillers and listen to French black metal. Don't even say you're not down. |
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Fuck french black metal.
Listen to Kekal, pure Indonesian whiteblack metal. |
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or, better yet. how about taking some downers and listening to Uaral's Sounds of Pain? |
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Jim, why are you trying to fuck this up? |
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because I'm jealous that you're drinking and I'm not. |
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well, if it makes you feel better, I just sharted. |
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SMOKE WEED AT WORK IF YOUR NAME IS JIM |
fix'd |
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which Jim? definitely not me, I've never touched the stuff. |
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well if its root beer you mean then i'm guildiddalyilty as chardiddalyarged! |
If it's cold and yella you've got juice there fella. If it's tangy and brown you're in cider town. Course in Canada the whole thing's flip flopped. |
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now there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky...
"You can stay, but I'm leaving." ooooooooooooo |
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Not sure if drunk, there's a therapy pony kissing an old man in a wheelchair outside my window right now.
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NEVER LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE ANUS |
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Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am." |
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As if today wasn't depressing enough, this gets bumped.
This really makes me miss my old job. |
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I miss your old job too :C that AC saved my life more than once. |
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Haha, yeah, that thing was a beast. My boss was ok with you coming in and socializing since you showed up one day wearing your AC/DC shirt. |
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Speaking of which, he used to do mean rendition of Thunderstruck at his desk. You just had to be there... |
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EDIT: On second thought I'm not going to post that. |
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PETITION TO GET SHOES' OLD JOB BACK
SIGN HERE:
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PETITION TO GET SHOES' OLD JOB BACK
SIGN HERE: Ross Ess
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