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New site? Maybe some day. 
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No, I was talking to my son who is also named Bort. |
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attention! Attention! We are OUT of Bort license plates! |
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attention Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested.
attention Marge Simpson, we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son. |
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Where nothing can possiblay go wrong. |
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| Where nothing can possiblay go wrong. |
possibly go wrong. that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong. |
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With a cool dry wit like that I could be an action star. |
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with a cool dry wit like that i could be an acti...... |
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| attention! Attention! We are OUT of Bort license plates! |
REPEAT! We are out of Bort license plates! |
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Wow, it is the seventies, right down to the smallest detail.
Hey, the bartender even looks like John Travolta.
Bartender: Yeah, *looks* like... |
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i can't wait to get my bort license plate themed black metal band, bortnagar, off the ground.
in the depths of frozen gift shop lair
the wretched tourists in despair
your lord we must eviscerate
no more bort license plate
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you killed thread. good bye. |
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where its always new years eve |
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| Bartender: Yeah, *looks* like... |
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