New site? Maybe some day.
..while I'm punching her, of course.
Backed. But only if definitely punching.
I think I'd opt for just straight punching, personally.
"Dude, I'd fuck the E-surance girl."
haha me too...both are hot.
I bet she's into some freaky shit
No one mentioned how hot that Geico shit is. Oh wait.....
Mamma mia me likey so much
Don't hate the player, hate the play?
i want to get jerked off by the hand in the iphone commercials.
I want to think of something funny and clever to say.
you need a 500 dollar deductible if you want to insert your john into her wahwing
What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage."
I want to fuck Billy Mays.
i'd give her a kentucky plow
Lulz at wanting to fuck billy mayes
Y'all niggas talking bout beatin a bitch? I'm all ears.
E-surance girl has the same birthday as me according to magazine ads. True story.
Most sexual advertising ever.
Progressive chick not all weirded up
Lame. Bring back the headband.
I'd still show her my vas deferens
What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage."
Awesome.
The anal pirates are storming the poop decks. Ready my cut(l)ass!
haha! hahaha! hahahahahahahaaaha!! ohhhh my god, ohhhhhhhhhh my god. oh man I'm in tears.. I'm laughing so..oh man. I fucking looooove the part where you said tha...
TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SHIRT.
I'd still show her my vas deferens
i'd show her there is a vas deferens between mine and yours.
I'd still give her the Harry Houdini. Any takers?
I'd still give her the Harry Houdini. Any takers?
Is that the same as the Poltergeist?
Bump. There's a bunch of new commercials and she's hot as hell
What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage."
5 months late but lol.
What if you tried to hit on the Progressive girl and she was like "LOL, thanks but I don't have faggot coverage."
It's even better now because she'd be peeling out with Billy May's dead body for extra lulz.
My girl gets compared to this chick maybe twice a day. And it's AWWWWWW-RIGHT.
Classic Irish phenotype, although with what looks like a very round face. May have a Polish or other near-Asian ancestor.
I'd fuck her mouth with a bat.
I'd cave her head in with a brick (while my peter was in her rectum).
i still agree with most things stated in this thread
I'm promising a photoshop of this by the end of the week.
I'm promising a photoshop of this by the end of the day.
That is now the background of my work PC.
That is now the background of my work PC.
hahahaha. Big promotion, guaranteed.
Any working enviornment that doesn't support a Weekend at Bernie's themed desktop, with Bernie subtituted with Billy Mays, is place of employment not worth working at.
I just spent an hour doing a Billy Mays Weekend at Bernies shoop. Now you try to make me do a Billy Mays Thriller?
As amazing as that would be, I was just saying that a "Weekend At MJ's" would have been far easier to do. And possibly even more hilarious now that I think about what you could put in the background. I'd do it if I had a working version of PS.
bennyhillifier
I also need an animated GIF program because there's a lot that can be done with that kid's face after he bumps into MJ. 0:40
If I spent an hour cropping out the background from a naked little kid I think I'd have to re-examine my life.
And Billy Mays' zombified skin tone is an acceptable use of time?
lolz. my life is garbage.
If I were the Pope, I'd give xmikex an indulgence on par with a one-way ticket to Heaven with a side order of unconditional absolution.
So I voluntarily just showed my boss.
Was that Carlton from Fresh Prince as the MJ kid?
repost in the same thread? that's like dividing by 0
please be real
also, massive pit stains on the progressive lady at the end of the video
I'm glad she landed the progressive job. Her standup career looked about as promising as an asbestos pacifier.
what is the deal with 99 cent stores?
A 99 cent store just opened this week at the top of my street. It already looks like it's 20 years old and ready to go out of business.
HAha, I am fully marrying this girl's doppelganger. [/WIN THREAD]
Which version, hot tv version or haggard comedienne version?
She's better looking than this broad. Nice work.
She's better looking than this broad. Nice work.
Hahaha... She'll be thrilled to hear it. LOL She seriously gets this comparison like 20 times a day.
I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp.
she's only a lvl 12 half-elf, though:(
that looks like an ultra drunk foley
I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp.
Ironically, she just IM'd me saying that now she wants to fuck the Progressive lady. Maybe we can arrange something. LOL
she's only a lvl 12 half-elf, though:(
HAhaha
that looks like an ultra drunk foley
Yeah this is van-session-after-Chinese-food-bar. But it's Ryan, not Foley.
I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp.
Engagement crushing progressive 3 way or you're a pussy!!
I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp.
She says "thank you."
that looks like an ultra drunk foley
hahaha, I thought the same thing.
I'd much rather fuck your fiance than the Progressive broad. That's the nicest thing I'll say all day on rttp.
You're welcome.
Dya never posts imaegs of his other fiancé, the infamous manfriend one.
Elshgillio Rowkrad, Prince of the Kingdom of Elttob, oopmah'S brother in law and creator of Htes, the primary clockmaker of time.
She doesn't look anything like this dizzy bitch up there. She drinks shitty beer though.
HAha, I am fully marrying this girl's doppelganger. [/WIN THREAD]
holy shit, you are. he wins. OP covets thy wife.
Wait for it...
Wait for iiiiit....
Now we know what their kid will look like.
That one's going on the mantle.
DISCLAIMER: Progressive Insurance does not cover mongoloid children spawned as a result sexual assualt towards promotional actors/actresses.
Page 2? I don't fucking think so.
thats one hot-shopped cunt
Bumping the original, some noob troll can't remember.
i want to get jerked off by the hand in the iphone commercials.
LOL
Bumping the original, some noob troll can't remember.
shutup fagget
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