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New site? Maybe some day. 
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Title says it all.
There I was, standing at the urinal finishing off a nice "pee", when a bit of flatulence brewed up...
Well... apparently there was more to it than just a little gas.
Fortunately, it didn't breach the cheeks, and I was able to get to the bowl before I ruined my drawers (and my day).
"Ummm, I need to go home early, because, ummm... well, I shit my pants."
Not something you want to tell your boss. |
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The smell of a masculine dump perks me up, because I know there's a randy cock nearby looking for random faggot ass, or maybe sentimental rockstar death metal?
Call me. |
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A fresh shart, well marbled with semen, is arousing... |
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almost faced a Fukushima style disaster. i found what i thought was a granola bar at my house, so i ate it. turns out it was a fiber bar. this has been an active morning. despite the firehole, i haven't felt this cleansed in a long time. |
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I just downed two fiber bars myself. Hoping/bracing for total bowel purity. |
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i sharted on the golf course the other day. halfway through WALKING 9 holes. ugh. |
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| almost faced a Fukushima style disaster. i found what i thought was a granola bar at my house, so i ate it. turns out it was a fiber bar. this has been an active morning. despite the firehole, i haven't felt this cleansed in a long time. |
FIBER FART BART FTW. |
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I have two Fiber Plus bars here. JUST IN CASE. |
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I went to this gym this morning. Good news, I'm that much hotter. Bad news, I guess going to the gym in the AM angers my bowels to waterfall status. |
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honestly, that was brutal. I wasn't sure I was going to be able to contain the forces in my bowels as I walked briskly to the toilet. |
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NEVER EAT TWO BARS AT A TIME |
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i sat down to shit and ended up farting for 2 minutes straight. |
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Self-leveling mud, or gtfo. |
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| almost faced a Fukushima style disaster. i found what i thought was a granola bar at my house, so i ate it. turns out it was a fiber bar. this has been an active morning. despite the firehole, i haven't felt this cleansed in a long time. |
I had bought some fiber a while back and was taking it at least twice a day like the instructions said to on the jar. It was the kind you mix in a glass of water and drink. The first day this started working, I took four gigantic shits in the span of probably 3 hours. It was the best I've ever felt. |
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The pill-form is easier. I take it every night and blast the bowl 1st thing in the morning. Great times. |
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I was trying to take a multivitamin earlier this year and almost choked on it, now I seem to have some phobia of taking pills. |
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the gas is overwhelming, but odor free. i think i'm going to start eating these more often, i feel awesome. |
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Agreed. If bowels ain't happy, ain't nooooobody happy. |
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Had a close call and did the tin soldier routine all the way to the bathroom, all casual so no one suspects anything. |
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I just earned a gold medal in the diarrhea olympics. |
 
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