praise jesus. anyone else doing shots and eating protein for jebus?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

MAD 40s ME AND MATT HORROR WHAT U GOT

matt horror and you are all gay together?
If I drink a 40, I'm ok.
If I drink 3 40's, I need to eat a pounb of spisketty and grilled-cheez.
If I drink 4 40's, I ain't waking up happy.

I mixed myself a drink (3-shots of tequila) and then did 5 shots of tequila that carina got me for xmas. I iz lit@

more than 5 shots and I'm lit.

Im 5 40s in u sick faggot

are you serious?
5 40's and I would me puking foam.

4 and I would be puking foam.
5 and I would be sitting in the shower, thinking....

I AM A CHAMPION

I triedd to cyber with you.. but your boobs are too big

Nah I lift weights to Biohazard like a real man

I lift weights to belle and sebastian. I fail.

YUH

I keep smacking my face. is that usual for ugly dudes?

U real ugly

oh noes! iz gayz!

allowed to jerk self off am I?

ask carina

she sleeps in her own bed so I don't get yelled at for "shaking the bed"

haha u married

you are giving me no guidance.

rogaine foam?

when waS the lasty time u dogplowed her sewrious question

a week and a half ago

haha do it now or a faggot is u

I can't, I would have to drive 5 minutes and I can't dive now.
does that make me a faggot?

YUH

I will teach you the secret of the mystery of god

DO IT U WONT

Just woke up from a "nap" I took at 5:30 yesterday afternoon. I should probably polish off my bitch's bottle of fo-rill Czech absinthe then smoke this here weed then go steal me some Eucharists. Pregame for Easter brunch and such.

god is great

what about on 4-12-09?

4/12 = hung over. fail

i wonder if the rev censors his posts

nope