OOOOOOH YEAH

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My, this sounds like a wonderful dish! Please share the recipe!

..................wut.

Dyslexic oyster bagels in my ass.

I heard you have to marinate the nipples in the mustard for just the right amount of time or else they end up too leathery. Please.

Girl you're in the kitchen
Cooking me a meal
Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel
Walk around in your t-shirt
Nothing else on
Strutting pass, switching that ass while I'm on the phone
Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes
Girl, you look so sexy while you're doing the damn thang
I want

Sex in the kitchen over by the stove
Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls
Hands on the table, on your tippy toes
We'll be making love like the restaurant was closed

How would you like it, baby
(How would you like that?)
Tell me right now pretty baby
Hey man, I'm gon call you back

Girl you're in the kitchen, chillin in your robe
I'm saying to myself she better go put on some clothes
Tickling and teasing
Doing that little dance
Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo 'gain

[Chorus 2x]

Girl I'm ready to toss your salad
While I'm making love,I'll be feasting
Girl you're in the kitchen
Sweating up a storm
The oven's on 500
So you know the kitchen's warm
Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind
Cause here we are still in this kitchen
Doing it for the third time

[Chorus (fades out)]

I'd toss Rachael Ray's salad. But that's beside the point.

what the hellcorpse

Delish!!!!!

i'd stuff that!

"...and a butt that just won't quit"

Now on the menu at the New England Aquarium snack bar! Your choice of Honey, Dijon, or Wasabi mustard!

"Americans will eat anything, ANYTHING. If you were selling sauteed raccoons assholes on a stick, Americans would BUY them and EAT them."

only Larks Tongue in Aspic is real.

New england aquarium snack
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Go take a nap in the snack bar so that your friends look for you all over the aquarium and then decide to leave when they can't find you, and wake up right as they're walking outside by the docks.

This is not quite accurate, sir.

Haha, my phone died while napping, did not forsee that

Oh you definitely fell asleep at the aquarium. Elli and I just weren't so quick to leave ya hanging. Alx is fuckin mean!

I dined on this fine delicacy while I recorded the narration of the documentary film March of the Penguins, and DAMN that shit was good.

It was time to get on with my life.

FEEL THE LOVE!