traffic was stopped. he decided he'd like to keep traveling 40mph. Got nailed and pushed into 4 other cars.

My truck looks like a mini cooper now. I lost a tooth. And my new laptop was in the seat behind me. It's now folded in half. I've cheated death again.

shit man. that sucks.. which road was this?

93n getting onto 95. Traffic always backs up there. Truck guy wasn't paying attention.

That is fucking shitty. Hold your liver ann say "OW--MY LIVER, MY LIVER", sue, take a couple years off, and buy a house in NH or ME. You'll fit right in up here now that you are missing a tooth.

gaaaaaaaaaaadamn

get me pain killers.

You're Not Rich Horror

Holla!

hahhaa

ITT: MSD gets rear ended by an 18 incher

mmmmmmmm

that sucks, mike. sorry to hear it. i hope the trucker lands on a cock.

haha thanks dude.

I want my fucking tooth back!

goddammit... I hate 18 wheelers. One hit me a couple of months ago. My little bitch Civic defied science and got out with just a scratch.

can you get it reattached?

Wow. My explorer is fucked. There's no rear cargo area anymore. And the front was caved in up to the front axel. I'll have to post pics later.

And I don't knowm How does that shit with teeth work.

You now have summer teeth -- summer there, summer missing.

oops. that was supposed to be a question. Can they reattach that shit? I figured I was headed for fake tooth land.

haha

And it's still pretty awesome that an airbag can rip teeth out of your fucking face.

I can't bite my nails anymore from a sweet drunk (not me) driving / telephone incident - the cutting edges of my front incisors are all fuxxorzed. SHIT'S WEAK.

maybe you'll get a toof in your Century Media grab bag

That sucks man but I'm glad to hear you're alright.
I'm curious to see what a folded laptop looks like.

maybe the tooth is still in your car?
I'm sure you could find it if you looked long and hard enough.

Wooden teeth

FTW

I hear those are all the rage

if it's good enough for president washington, it's good enough for me

I would move to any country that MSD was the father of.

we should all get a loft on pizzmookle st.

hahahaha

also, just got 7 stitches in my lip.

YyyeeeEEEEEEESSSsssss!

The Continental Congress of Basementrapelandia, right there.

damn...happy to see you posting and that you're ok. Do me a favor and tell me what trucking company he was with?
even his last name.
~carina

You seem more chipper than I would about the whole thing. If that happened to me (and it has, just not by an 18-wheeler) I'd be livid for at least a month.

Although I suppose the side view of an airbag removing teeth would actually be pretty funny in slow motion.

i can picture MSD flailing around like the Truck Dismount guy.

hahha. whatever. I'm not going to work today and tomorrrow and I get a new truck for free.

This happened to me too but I just walked away unscathed because I'm a champion.

hope you feel okay dude. enjoy your painkillers!

I flipped and totalled my truck 2 years ago (that one WAS my fault.. I fell asleep, hit a pole, and rolled over). I walked away from that one unscathed. Just had a soar thumb.

I got NO painkillers. That hospital sucked. They forgot to take my heart monitor patches off too. I took em off myself when I was getting changed. It was like that scene in the 40 year old virgin when he was getting waxed. I now have 2 hairless circles on my cheast.

good spot to put my knees.

glad you're ok, mike. that's some shit. get an iron sheik of a lawyer who will fuck truck guy's ass.

TRUCK DISMOUNT - HOLY FUCK YES

ski stunt simulator ftw

I call this meeting of the "Some Numbnuts Wrecked My Car So FTW" Club to order...

the final destination is after composted

Ijust found my fucking tooth in my cup holder. whole tooth down to the root.

i had my truck wrecked back in 1997 because some retard ran a stop sign right in front of me and i couldn't stop. after i hit him, he drove across the street and plowed through a fence.

im glad to hear youre ok man. i was wondering about that picture you sent me this morning.

Thanks duder.

MSD: Toothholder for teh win? Also: I keep coming back to this thread just for the picture of Mac and Dennis as British fops.

MSD, check her yahoo email

carina

pictures or it didn't happen.

I have pics to post later.

I 'm going to the dentist in a couple hours and probably a specialist tomorrow.

My black and blue eyes are starting to show now.

Carina: I'll check a lil later when I get back to a 'puter. I don't know the name of the trucking company, but I think the state police have all the info.

I'm sure you can find a new tooth that's NOT on Relapse Records.

i think you gotta put the tooth in milk

I called tooth transplants sometimes work if you get there in the first hour. You get a 60% chance. I got toothy like 4 hours later.

do the milk thing, i saw it on sesame st

I cannot believe this joke hasn't been used in this thread...I'm disappointed in you, RTTP...

DENTAL
PLAN

Some south american dude with no license who couldnt speak english hit me almost two months ago coming out of a gated community. Since it was just a neighborhood intersection, i didnt think the damage was that bad until i got out and looked a it. The wheel was crooked and smashed up into the wheel well. Almost $6K in damage. Still waiting on my deductible and now my driver side wheel makes all sorts of sweet noises. Its awesome owning a car that's now probably worth about 1/2 of what I still own on it.

LISA NEEDS BRACES

well mr. disco,
no painkillers you say? Gimme a holla, alright daddy?

thanks dudes! Also..

LISA NEEDS BRACES

DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES!

Sorry Mr. Fucking, I DP'd W3's Chelsea Clinton thread before I saw this one, didn't want to repeat myself. HOW CAN I EVER MAKE IT UP TO YOU

At the dentist now. woooo! I think I see the specialist tomorrow. I ache all over. I feel like I got hit by a tractor trailer.

....oh wait.

You know you want to.

HAHAHAAHAHA

GET A FUCKING GRILL OR YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!!

Steve, you can just say DENTAL PLAN, or fellate me, whichever.

Getting a temporay ghetto fake tooth until I heal enough for the specialist to put a titanium screw into my skull. I have a slight fracture. I can feel it through my bloody gums.

DENTAL PLAN!

Seriously though, glad to hear you're ok.
If you can, FUCK THIS GUY FOR EVERY DOLLAR YOU CAN!

msd in the middle of a man-train?
it's more likely than you think.

like everyone else said, fuck this dude for every cent. go on disability at work and fill your ivory back scratcher fund for a few years off this. he's probably union and will be back on the road monday.

i agree, sue the fuck out of him until he can no longer afford meth and hookers

I hope he has no insurance (18 wheeler dude) so i can call him everday and make his life a miserable hell. (im a subrogationist)... Sorry to hear for your loss mike, thats fucking gay.

Rear ending someone on an exit ramp? I blame Sully Erna.

APRIL FOOLS. THERE WAS NO ACCIDENT!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLZ

your a dick, i said prayers for you for hours last night.

Oh wait... THAT was an april fools joke.

I don't have time to figure out when I'm posting anonymous or not asdlfjasodfjaisdjfiasdjfiasjdfiasjdfijasidfjaisdjfiasdfj. Fuck you april fools rttp. I'll post later. I have to go to my PCP.

Laptop is 3 months old. Fuckers... It was in the seat behind me in a laptop case. I guess that's what happens when a crushed 3rd row of seats starts crushing another.

ITT: MSD'S TOOTH IS HEALED BY THE POWAR OF SEASONAL COMEDY

LOL @ MSD's hockey tooth

That last post was me.

Hockey tooth FTW

Holy shit, your ride got fucking worked! Not to mention the tooth. Like I said before, you would totally fit in up north now!

I get a temporary fake on Tuesday. Until then, my name's billybob from Maine.

That was me.

what I'm imagining is probably far more epic than the trooth. Maximum overdrive n shit.

car+lappy+medical+pain and suffering = ???
They will give you (I'm guess) probably $8-10K for the injuries and then nickel/dime you over the depreciated values of the other things.

awesome accident!

MSD - tooth - vehicle + lip scar + new van + "puppies and ice cream" sign = SUCCESS

good thing you didn't have any back seat passengers at the time.

No shit, then they would look like his laptop.

Good to hear you are alright. I hope it ain't the Holladaddy karma coming down on you.

fuck karma.

Was the 18-wheeler wearing a backward cap and hoodie?

Holy shit, Mike.

pull a Candira and get millions from that trucking company.

glad to see you made it out in one piece. well, except for the tooth, i'm sorry about that.

That truck was just tryina HOLLA at a brotha.

Thanks dudes.



I know. Anybody in the way way back (3rd row that folds down for cargo space) would have been dead for sure. Anybody in the seats behind me would have had legs/back broken for sure at the very least.



I'm down. Know any good sign makers?

FREE CANDY?
I thought you gave up on kids to go with girls. rumor mill's a bitch.

My girl is down with a little 3way with some young-uns.

is that an Acer 1737?

I could have sworn I typed out a reply to this but...

The laptop is some cheap ($700) HP. I basically saw the cheapest thing I could find that had a 17" screen and WXGA+ screen (1440x900). Originally I wanted a laptop that could do XP, but that quickly went out the Window. I said fuck it and went Vista.

I was recently wishing I had something with builtin bluetooth so I could use a bluetooth mouse with it... but I just looked at all the bluetooth mice and they blow. I with they made a BT version of my Logitech mx518 gaming mouse. Thing's awesome. Tons of extra little programmable buttons.

wow man, that's a serious wreck. glad you're alright, Ford builds a solid vehicle. fuck the haters.

They really do. I had another Explorer 2 years ago. Liked it a lot (maybe I didn't have it long enough to see it fall apart?) but I ended up hitting a poll, rolling it and I walking away with a sprained thumb and a small red mark from the seat belt on my shoulder.

Just got the stitches out.

Fuck yeah I am.

hahahahahaha

hahahahaha hockey tooth! Fucking hilarious...

mmmm. I can only ejaculate if I'm cutting up babies.

Done and done.

I needs me a bone graft to fix the chunk of my jaw that's fucked up before they can put a dental implant in.

Finally got a SEMI-permanent tooth today.

Have to go back in 1 month to see if my gums recede around the new implant abutment they put in, then they'll pop in the permanent dealy.

impossible. 18 Wheelers weren't invented until last month.

Scott Baio invented them in world war I you fool.

Scott Baio invented the 69 position.

the 69 position was clearly made by mephistopheles to smother sinners and chock cocksuckers.

THIS should be on the back of a t-shirt.

funny that you mentionedd that...

bump for immortal hockey tooth