The show at Jimmy's got cancelled anyway, and I'm fucking 30, and that folder of horse porn isn't going anywhere. IF YOU ARE NOT SUPAH LAME (LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE DANZIG OR SOMETHING) AND YOU CAN GET TO HOPEDALE, MASS TOMORROW NIGHT, COME DRINK. Or eat Oreos or whatever you straightedge types do. Play video games or something. PAHTY AT MY PLACE. PM for details, plz. BONUS POINTS IF YOU RIDE HERE ON KEN SUSI'S HORSE

DYOLD

DYL

where is Hopelessdale?

http://maps.google.com/maps?sourceid=navcl...oi=geocode_result&resnum=1&ct=image

Apparently in the middle of nowhere.

YEAH I INVITED RTTP TO A PARTY, WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

I used to drive to franklin and then hudson for a booty call.

...but now its old and boring

no, it moved to the right side of the bed. Of course now, it's current 5 minute drive.

you missed my mcgunk reference

i went to highschool in Franklin. FTW!! Hey DYA, is Darkwar (the whole band) coming? I think jon would bring me.

no, I caught the mcgunk reference... I just didn't want to catch the back hand reference later on.

I inexplicably lived in Franklin for 2 years up until last August.

Is that skatepark still in Bellingham? That bowl used to be pretty fun.

Jim: They should be, yeah, and if Jon doesn't bring you we're replacing him with Todd, I SWEAR TO DANZIG.

Update: Jon just texted me to ask if blacks are allowed. LOL

and
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Rev, you're like high yellow at best. No worries.

LgAndy@0: 8-Ball? Yeah, no. They used to have shows there, back in the day. Overcast and the Bosstones played relatively early shows there.

Which I remember because OH GOD I'M FUCKING OLD. LOL

sounds like a good time to be had by all

News update: Looks like there will be an extra special tasty Darkwor party preview thingy - Super psyched to hear how this crap actually sounds.

PROOF OF HORSE PORN OR YOU'RE A PUSSY

Horse porn as in... horses fucking? Or horses fucking you?

Horse porn as in DYA proving he has some.

haha that was aimed towards DYA.

Oh, haha.

Regardless, I WANT PROOFS!

LOL - I was just referring to the folder that I assume the average RTTP user would spend their Friday might browsing instead of coming to this party.

My personal horse porn inventory is small but wiry. Will you take party-goer eyewitnesses, or should I arrange for screenshots?

Screenshots. I'll be out of state until mid week. :(

I'll see what I can arrange.

I'm coming over to play pin the splooge on the horse porn.

Bump for blaspheming party justice, Jim gimme a call when you can so I can pull the trigger on this hotel.

I talked to the girl with 3 boobs and she's totally gonna be there.

Also HAHA JON USES TRIGGERS

strippers or you are a pussy.

For a second there I thought you were asking me to bring an 8-Ball to your party (not a bad idea, by the way). Yes, that was the name of the park -- I remember hearing they did shows there, but I just went to skate the bowl (this was before I was 250lbs).

i went to an overcast show there. Do people want 8ballzzz at this party? Seriously?

Probably no, my friends are destructive enough already. WEED PARTY, SON

wacky tobaccy

oh hai can i brzzzzzzing sum pcp tooooo yo pawty gawy

Yeah I didn't like my furniture anyway, in nuts. LAWL

NLI right now, I'll respond to PMs at lunch and before I leave work.

Probably ok then. I will bring weed fo the weed party. I was just trying to make some dough son, i don't do that shit anymore.

Shame, too, we have a giant bathroom. LOL

I KEED, I KEED

coming out of retirement again to firstly say happy 30th, and as previously discussed via phone and/or your mass text message yesterday afternoon, I cannot make this party to due prior plans with my son.

have fun, don't party too hard.

Is Seth going?

PS: cameo is slightly possible

WITH A GRAB BAG FROM RELAPSE FULL CENTURY MEDIA RAZOR SCOOTERS

That would be interesting. Settling these "issues" over a beer is moar likely than you think.

But now I'm disappinted in you Steve and Jim for a.) not updating me on the nerdery on Sunday and b.) not returning my call on wedesnday. fuckheads.

Hasn't happened yet, dude - one Friday or Saturday real soon.

so what time does the shenanegans start?

Fuck, I totally want to be there bearing succulent bissk and copious sour diesels, but my grab bag has been licensed from Resistance Records for territories outside of Niger.

PS: happy birthday dude

I figure with most folks getting out of work and such, people will start wandering in for 8 or 9, but there's always an early nerd or two. Whatever's good.

we can't be metal without some stella artois. off to stateline in brookline, nh for a box of the good stuff.

stella for the win

GC: TX DOOD (PS: I have tasty ear treats for you to enjoy, soon.)

*Fix'd (green bottles are always a gamble -- sometimes a good one, sometimes not so good)

you talking to me?

so no century media gift bags at this event?

only if filled with razor scooters

actually for some reason i prefer stella out of the bottle. its the same with sam winter. it is what is

and dubya that question was towards DYA btw kk

Wait, what? DAMN YOU NO-QUOTING PHONE POSTS. Stuff starts around 8. Ish.

^there are your quotes

well fuck your face Bub

well that was mean you meanie

hey shut up

OH. GC is GoatCatalyst, but said tasty ear treats will be on way too many repeats tonight, no worries.

Don't you make me pull this car over!

he started it, and GC whats your email i gots a question for yous

I'LL TURN THIS THREAD RIGHT AROUND DAMMIT

Tilheavencapitulates@gmail.nigger

ZOMG TRIPTIT

I'm eager to hear these eartreats. Are they anything like assdrugs?

this is going to suck why dont you guys just do a mass suicide yiou terds.

That's after cake and ice cream. DIDN'T YOU READ THE ITINERARY I SENT YOU?!?

In that it resembles sexual practices of Mick Fleetwood and Stevie Nicks, yes. Very much the same.

Shall I make a guest cameo appearance with Conservationist?

I'm curious what a DYA party looks like. 50% chance it's a room full of drunk degenerates listening to Ride the Lightning shooting bleach filled Super Soakers at eachother for fun, 50% chance it's a dead silent room full of people on their laptops playing Dwarf Fortress.

LOL

I'll come to this if you relocate it to my living room and also I don't have to talk to anybody.

IF their laptops can run Dwarf Fortress.

a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B?

im hoping for livingroom circle pits, fighting the trashcan in the kitchen and vomiting on his moms bed with or without the folks in it.

Hahahahaa....

Y'know, this is so close to the truth it's not even funny. I've been chuckling to myself over the last few weeks about the particular blend of punks, metalheads and gamers that end up at our parties. I can't 100% guarantee that a D&D game won't spontaneously break out admidst the smashing shit and screaming. LOL

I can, however, guarantee that my party wrestling career is sidelined due to injury. At our housewarming party, it was unanimously decided that it was very important we find out whether I or my boy Brandon would win in a laundry room match. I was drunk enough to think this was a good idea, forgetting that a) I'm (at the time) almost 30, and have already destroyed my body, and that b) Brandon is maybe 23, 24 and fresh out of basic training. (Edit: Wait, no, it was AIT.) I put him through the wall with a pretty slick hip toss, but he ended up getting me in an armbar and pulling the fucker out of the socket before I decided it was maybe time to tap.



That was the kitchen, thank you very much, and only after my girlfriend broke up the "STEVE HATES HIS NEIGHBORS" floor-stomping chant I had going in the spare room. I blame the The Shit kids, 'cause they're not in a position to deny anything. (Katie made the mistake of leaving me and a bottle of Jameson in charge while she left to go pick somebody up. When she came back, McCarthy was lighting the bulletin board on fire, I was laughing my ass off on the floor, and the bottle had mysteriously disappeared.)

SKYPE, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? LOL

A man should have fireworks for his 30th. Sometimes, indoors.

Just sayin.

OH HEY I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE SOME FIREWORKS FROM OHIO

Looks like the will of Allah...

IT NEEDS TO BE 5 O'CLOCK RIGHT FUCKING NOW

ONE HOUR AWAY + 3 TOLLS + LOW ON GAS = SORRY DUDE, HAPPY B DAY ANYWAY

HEY MY WISH CAME TRUE

happy birthday!!!
yer young!
a good friend of mine lives in hopedale! i used to work in hopkinton

Danke.

i want to drink this stella artois but i keep reminding myself its not just for me.

We have like a thousand jello shots if that helps. Everclear is teh yum.

i like jello

and shots

so does that mean i like jello shots?

it's official, no cameo tonight. too many responsibilities this weekend. too bad it's not next weekend. have fun ya'll.

gay

sux i have no ride

where you at dubya?

i shall depart on the great journey to.....hopedale

natick

Might be at this tonight if I can sort out my life this evening....

leaving to pick jim up, then ill be in ur house, wiggerizing ur party

wiggerizing.....OR WIGGER-SIZING?!?!?

[Mar 20,2009 1:29pm - xmikex]
I'm curious what a DYA party looks like. 50% chance it's a room full of drunk degenerates listening to Ride the Lightning shooting bleach filled Super Soakers at eachother for fun, 50% chance it's a dead silent room full of people on their laptops playing Dwarf Fortress.

I think this will be very fun. At least for me.

we have to stop to refill, then we'll be out there @10:30 i would say.

still at work... maybe out soon.

Come on Jim, you wanted to make plans UNTIL 7, and i didn't get the message till 8. YTF man? And don't whine on the interwebz, it's lame.

'twas joking sir.

ha, the party was a good time. I was tripping all night.

how i made it home safely is beyond me.

steve is a great dude. awesome party. whoever didn't show up is dumb.

Those are all actual shots from last night.

You guys all rule, party was awesome, I successfully smoked too much weed (as was my intention), and somehow nothing significant got broken. People apparently really wanted me to throw up, since folks decided to bring me multiple bottles of scotch and Jager to top it off. They were successful as well. AWESOME SHOW, GREAT JOB

was there masturbation and cheese?

no but i had some bats in the cave that steve pointed out. great first impression by me huh? lol