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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: Dwyer by NY State Police on Feb 11,2009 2:14pm
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toggletoggle post by NY State Police at Feb 11,2009 2:14pm
Why didn't we just let you fall to your watery grave?




toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 11,2009 2:31pm edited Feb 11,2009 2:33pm
"The Falls at Niagara, comprising the American, the Bridal Veil and the enormous Horseshoe falls, exert upon a proportion of the human population, perhaps as many as forty percent (of adults), an uncanny effect called the hydracropsychic. This morbid condition has been known to render even the will of the active, robust man in the prime of life temporarily invalid, as if under the spell of a malevolent hypnotist. Such a one, drawn to the turbulent rapids above The Falls, may stand for long minutes staring as if paralyzed. Speak to him in the most forcible tone, he will not hear you. Touch him, or attempt to restrain him, he may throw off your hand angrily. The eyes of the enthralled victim are fixed and dilated.
There may be a mysterious biological attraction to the thunderous force of nature represented by the The Falls, romantically misinterpreted as “magnificent”—“grand”—“Godly”—and so the unfortunate victim throws himself to his doom if he is not prevented.

We may speculate: Under the spell of The Falls the hapless individual both ceases to exist and yet wills to become immortal. A new birth, not unlike the Christian promise of the Resurrection of the Body, may be the cruellest hope.

Silently the victim vows to The Falls “Yes, you have killed thousands of men and women but you can’t kill me. Because I am me.”

Dr. Moses Blaine,
A Niagara Falls Physician’s Log 1879‒1905.

Suck on that.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 11,2009 2:39pm
For some reason, all I can picture here is Dwyer fighting BSV in turn-based mortal combat while both fall down an infinite waterfall, a la Final Fantasy. USE THE HI-POTION



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 11,2009 2:42pm
FFVI, I believe.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 11,2009 2:47pm
I had a skull waterfall tattooed on my elbow yesterday.



toggletoggle post by W3 @ Work at Feb 11,2009 2:49pm
umm yeah



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 11,2009 3:04pm



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Feb 11,2009 3:05pm
nice ink



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 11,2009 3:11pm
Thanks.



Jen at Anchor Steam rules.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 11,2009 3:53pm
DYA, it's "K"ombat.
I had that error earlier in the day. Fail



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 11,2009 4:13pm
LEGSWEEP CORNERFAG BBBBBBBBBBB WIN



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