Mr. Reeves has opinions on life in general. Here are some:

one: the only worth while band in massachusetts right now is AxCx
two: you guys are penis munching nitwits
three: mr. reeves opinions are always right
four: not enough people are listening to the reverends radio station
five: swollen donkey is a real person
six: the new england slam scene is turning to mush
seven: i ordered gay porn on blu-ray just to see what human semen looks
like in HD
eight: that doesnt mean i am gay
nine: people who do metal vocals and dont play an instrument arent real musicians
ten: you shouldnt be reading this
eleven: boston is full of hipsters but at least they buy their music instead of downloading it
twelve: fuck you, asswipes.

thirteen: profit!

GB2LJ

no, fuck you. this is mr. reeves' list, not yours.

thirteen: fuckismysignature likes hijacking threads
fourteen: the only reason no major labels are interested in bands up here anymore is because of fashion
fifteen: if you have slipped on ice the past few days you're gay.
sixteen: everyone knows youre supposed to wear spikes when you walk outside you bimbos
seventeen: i play guitar but am too good to be in any band
eighteen: no one brings the mosh to a finger 11 concert
nineteen: at least finger 11 has a fanbase and none of your bands do
twenty: mrs. reeves does not like anal sex

twenty-one: no one gives a shit

that hurts. you are a very mean person, kenny boy.

hahahaha, that was great

twenty-two: kenny boy now gives a shit

twenty-one: Mr.Reeves is not a troll. he is an entity that appears at all local shows with opinions

23. this thread isn't funny

twenty four - no intention to be funny buddy. you are just an offended little piece of shit. thats what you are

and finally, twenty-five:

EVERYONE GO SEE ANAL CUNT AT THEIR NEXT SHOW OKAY GOOD

TWO TWENTY-ONES?!?!? GTFO