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returntothepit >> discuss >> dustin pedroia's brother charged with sucking off an 8 year-old by tylor on Jan 27,2009 2:14pm

post by tylor

at Jan 27,2009 2:14pm

most valuable brother?

http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/basebal...l/red_sox/view.bg?articleid=1148049

post by ohai at Jan 27,2009 2:16pm

head this on WEEI yesterday i was like WTF!?

post by tylor

at Jan 27,2009 2:17pm

post by dreadkill

at Jan 27,2009 2:18pm

i was telling a friend about this earlier today.

i heard the brother led the league in on-dick percentage.

post by reimroc at Jan 27,2009 2:19pm

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
i was telling a friend about this earlier today. i heard the brother led the league in on-dick percentage.

haha clever

post by dftg at Jan 27,2009 2:19pm

what the fuck is a dustin pedroia?

post by oscarct

at Jan 27,2009 2:22pm

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
i was telling a friend about this earlier today. i heard the brother led the league in on-dick percentage.

lol

post by dreadkill

at Jan 27,2009 2:23pm

proper captions?

A. MY BROTHER DID WHAT?!?!?!

B. MY BROTHER TAUGHT ME TO OPEN MY MOUTH LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS 8

C. DON'T GET IT IN MY EYES

D. I'VE BEEN MAKING THIS O-FACE SINCE 1991

post by the_reverend

at Jan 27,2009 2:25pm

____________________________________
[Jan 27,2009 2:19pm - dftg]
what the fuck is a dustin pedroia?

I think it's when you spoon with a girl and then fart into her pubic hair.

post by dreadkill

at Jan 27,2009 2:27pm

rev just made me lulz at work

post by Conservationist

at Jan 27,2009 2:32pm

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_nationality...did_the_last_name_pedroia_come_from

LOLSPANES

post by xmikex at Jan 27,2009 2:36pm

dreadkill said	[orig][quote]
i was telling a friend about this earlier today. i heard the brother led the league in on-dick percentage.

The internet just forfeited. You win!

post by arilliusbm

at Jan 27,2009 2:38pm

Now Yankees fans will have fuel for the fire. They'll make signs bashing his brother and probably chant shit.

post by matt breen at Jan 27,2009 2:39pm

you think he ever thinks about fucking dustin cos he looks 8 years old and shit?

post by dreadkill

at Jan 27,2009 2:44pm

i didn't think my on-dick percentage comment was that funny. the reverend's post was better. fart into her pubic hair. that kills me.

post by the_taste_of_cigarettes

at Jan 27,2009 2:48pm

WAIIIIITTTTT A SECOND

MSD is Dustin Pedroia's brother?!?!

post by Lamp nli at Jan 27,2009 2:55pm

That first picture of the dude bears a striking resemblance to someone I was friends with in high school.

post by dftg at Jan 27,2009 2:56pm

the_reverend said	[orig][quote]
____________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 2:19pm - dftg] what the fuck is a dustin pedroia? I think it's when you spoon with a girl and then fart into her pubic hair.

any girl who doesn't shave deserves to be farted on

post by W3 nli at Jan 27,2009 2:59pm

dftg said

[orig][quote]

the_reverend said	[orig][quote]
____________________________________ [Jan 27,2009 2:19pm - dftg] what the fuck is a dustin pedroia? I think it's when you spoon with a girl and then fart into her pubic hair.

any girl who doesn't shave deserves to be farted on

agreed.

post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 27,2009 3:14pm

this news is uncool

post by Yeti at Jan 27,2009 3:28pm

goddamn the media. why couldn't they just put the name of the criminal instead of plastering the whole thing with RED SOX PLAYER DUSTIN PEDROIA. as if this won't be humiliating enough, and its not like DP is a jackassy player worthy of humiliation.

post by dreadkill

at Jan 27,2009 3:33pm

jackassy, i like that

post by DomesticTerror at Jan 27,2009 4:48pm

so...his brother plays third?

post by arilliusbm

at Jan 27,2009 4:49pm

hahaha

post by dreadkill

at Jan 27,2009 5:16pm

DomesticTerror said	[orig][quote]
so...his brother plays third?

oh shit, that's great

post by tylor

at Jan 27,2009 5:40pm

Yeti said	[orig][quote]
goddamn the media. why couldn't they just put the name of the criminal instead of plastering the whole thing with RED SOX PLAYER DUSTIN PEDROIA. as if this won't be humiliating enough, and its not like DP is a jackassy player worthy of humiliation.

well for what it's worth, the article mentioned that dustin and that brother haven't spoken in years. at least this story came out in january, the nadir of the baseball season/offseason

as for yankees fans getting off on this, you could easily reply with:
posada pisses on himself before every game
a-rod, your wife left you
jeter, you gave jessica alba herpes
cc sabathia is fucking fat
chein ming wang has sars
etc.

post by DomesticTerror at Jan 27,2009 6:02pm

dreadkill said

[orig][quote]

DomesticTerror said	[orig][quote]
so...his brother plays third?

oh shit, that's great

thank you. that might have to go in the set.

post by DomesticTerror at Jan 27,2009 6:08pm

i guess if your nickname is Ped your whole life, this was bound to happen.

post by immortal13 at Jan 27,2009 6:16pm

DomesticTerror said	[orig][quote]
so...his brother plays third?

Win.

post by rotivore at Jan 27,2009 7:01pm

Dustin Pedobear

post by matt breen at Jan 28,2009 9:21am

Tex is pussywhipped

post by Conservationist

at Jan 28,2009 12:07pm

Was it a hot eight-year-old? Peach fuzz, buttonhole anus?

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