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returntothepit >> discuss >> Did carina and I create the most fart inducing food ever? yes. by the_reverend on Jan 5,2009 12:17pm
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 5,2009 12:17pm
I laid in bed all last night with my stomach making whale noises and waking up to carina laughing.

the food in question was split pea soup with potatoes, onions, and one pound of tofu.

ate 2 bowls and got a toot frequency of 1 per 2 minutes for 5 hours. not bad. plus, it was all wind and not much smell. win win win?



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 5,2009 12:18pm
bacon up that tofu



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 5,2009 12:22pm
if there's no smell, there's no win.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 5,2009 12:22pm
farts need to be scenty for a win to be tallied



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 5,2009 12:24pm
I think that the whale sounds coming from my gut more than made up for that. I had a huge cup before 2 1hr meetings.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 5,2009 12:39pm
that's what happens to me when i drink High Life. i fart up a storm the following morning but it has no stench.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 5,2009 12:46pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
that's what happens to me when i drink High Life. i fart up a storm the following morning but it has no stench.


I think this is mostly true for everyone. Thing is, highly carbonated beer (like high life) will make just about anyone fart alot. It's whether or not you ate a lot of fiber/certain meats/cheeses that will dictate the smell of said farts. Although highly carbonated porters/stouts will make the frequency high WITH an astounding potency.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jan 5,2009 12:49pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
it was all wind and not much smell


Add more cumin



toggletoggle post by timma at Jan 5,2009 1:17pm
Black & Tan farts = singeing of the nostrils



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 5,2009 1:35pm
your tummy was also making these gurgling noises...a lot..and your farts sounded hilarious!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 6,2009 12:32am
you humans and your farting...



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 6,2009 9:31am
Girls don't fart. FACT.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 6,2009 9:32am
my farts've been smelling like grape juice



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2009 9:57am
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[Jan 6,2009 9:31am - SkinSandwich]
Girls don't fart. FACT.

wow.. it is sad that at your age you have never been around a girl for more than 15 minutes. maybe it's all the internet usage?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 6,2009 10:34am
girls farting is hot. especially if they are hot farts.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 6,2009 10:37am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
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[Jan 6,2009 9:31am - SkinSandwich]
Girls don't fart. FACT.

wow.. it is sad that at your age you have never been around a girl for more than 15 minutes. maybe it's all the internet usage?



ZING!! I have repressed memories of douchebag girlfriends. One of them farted terribly one time and scarred me for life. She wasn't even Brazilian!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2009 10:53am
I guess i did it in my sleep and aaron sniffed it...apparently it was long and didn't smell



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 6,2009 11:04am
im keeping my mouth closed on this one.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2009 12:11pm
How about you try and keep yout butt closed for a change?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 6,2009 12:13pm
OH SNAP!



toggletoggle post by Mess at Jan 6,2009 12:36pm
last night i made,
Fettuccini with a garlic butter sauce, shreaded Parmesan and powdered Parmesan topped with imported prosciutto and mushrooms (fried).
4 bites and i was full. good shit though.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jan 6,2009 12:59pm
Did you mean you had a giant greasy shit afterwards, or that it was "good shit" like quality food?

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