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returntothepit >> discuss >> Write Haikus in this Thread by sever on Dec 17,2008 12:03am
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toggletoggle post by sever at Dec 17,2008 12:03am
government bailout:
greedy politicians steal
your hard earned money.

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new england ice storms
collapse all the poles and trees -
a third world country.

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haikus are easy
seven syllables this line
fuck pizza and juice

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large pooping hammers
entice cadillac man's heart
lol random



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Dec 17,2008 12:36am
return to the pit
new england is wicked piss'd
REAL FUCKING METAL



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 17,2008 12:50am
remember when you
had never seen the site for
one guy and one jar.



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Dec 17,2008 3:24am
This haiku sucks ass.
I can't write these things for shit.
Why did I bother?



toggletoggle post by Kadoogan at Dec 17,2008 8:22am
I just cooked some eggs
I burned them really badly
I want some more eggs



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 17,2008 8:24am
This toilet is weak
As I punish it with brown
This is just round one



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 17,2008 8:47am
joe christianni
joe christianni is gay
joe christianni



toggletoggle post by sever at Dec 17,2008 8:59am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
This toilet is weak
As I punish it with brown
This is just round one


win



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 17,2008 9:07am
Hey, land on a cock
With pussy lips hanging low
From my knees to toes



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Dec 17,2008 9:32am
I had a cat named Snowball
She died! She died!
Mom said she was sleeping
She lied! She lied!
Why oh why is my cat dead?
Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Dec 17,2008 10:41am
I jerked off all day
My cock is raw and bloody
It now smells like filth



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 17,2008 10:45am
This job sucks my balls
Long and hard but not enough
To get me off. Fuck.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Dec 17,2008 10:46am
"worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave"



toggletoggle post by hyper_sludge at Dec 17,2008 10:46am
ten gallons of shit
wasted away on the sick
fuck five syllables



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 17,2008 11:41am
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
"worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave"


das deep.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Dec 17,2008 11:42am
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE BABIES
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Dec 17,2008 11:48am
I sit in my cube
Gaseous my stomach is
Oops I poop my pants



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 17,2008 12:22pm
Once again I sit
On my throne of porcelain
Laying down the law



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 17,2008 12:33pm
Dear Broccoli Pie,
I regret to inform you
You gonna get raped.



toggletoggle post by MikeofDecrepitude at Dec 17,2008 12:58pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
MikeofDecrepitude said[orig][quote]
"worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave"


das deep.


Do you know about Tyler Durden?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Dec 17,2008 1:15pm
sacreligion's back.
no one has any idea,
why we're doing it.



toggletoggle post by darkwor at Dec 17,2008 1:17pm
stoned off my ass
at work after meeting time
show me your boobs



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Dec 17,2008 1:43pm
I wish I had weed
So this paper would get done
Smoke Virginia Woolf



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 17,2008 3:37pm
There will be no cake
No "Happy Birthday" for him
His name is HITLER



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 17,2008 3:40pm
Dear Broccoli Pie,
I regret to inform you
You have been turned into poop.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Dec 17,2008 3:42pm
annoyed right now at
everything, everybody
about to explode



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 17,2008 3:44pm
Art historians will remember this time as Mark Richards "Work Turd Period"



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Dec 17,2008 4:01pm
It's already being written, Mike.



toggletoggle post by josh_hates_you  at Dec 18,2008 2:18am
smoke more fucking weed
the bong is right over there
pack it tight this time

last time you packed it
you put like no weed in it
seriously weak

you know i love you
even though you fucking suck
you lightweight bastard

wait, did you pocket
my lighter again dickhead
yeah that's what i thought

weak ass bowl packing
lightweight lighter stealing douche
im gonna kill you




toggletoggle post by Kadoogan at Dec 18,2008 8:24am
haikus are for fags
fag fag fag fag fag fag fag
SuperAIDS is go!

It's hard to write these
It's like waves hitting the beach
Or something else gay



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Dec 18,2008 10:39am
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1 2 3 4 5 6 8
1 2 3 4 5



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