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New site? Maybe some day.
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Find a hot chick who is totally psycho with low self esteem. |
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I'm fat, I only date hot skinny whores.
you know my policy on fatties. nooo fatties. |
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Happens all the time. Hot guys also tend to date ugly fat broads. It's a glitch in the matrix or something. |
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it would have to be super long to get passed the fat at all. and unless your dick is huge, made of chocolate, and ejaculates swarauski crystals, why would a girl give a shit? |
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Find a hot chick who is totally psycho with low self esteem. |
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SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A CHANCE! |
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HUSBAND?! what was all that 1 in a million talk... |
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just exude confidence. women don't care if you're fat and shitty looking. |
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only if you belong to an elite group known as Phat Phux. |
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dreadkill is right - if you can make a place revolve around you, be funny as fuck, exude confidence, and be yourself at the same time then you shouldn't really have much problem. at least make an effort to look presentable too, whatever that means. just be "in control" basically and things will go your way. haven't you ever read "The Game"?
or just get a chick with low self-esteem, that always works. |
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as The Clitoris taught me, "dude, chicks love confidence". |
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I don't know, when i was 19 i was 240 pounds (small compared to my current 410....but still fat) and i devirginized an average sized (not disgustingly thin, but not overweight), c-cupped, round assed and very pretty half korean half irish chick.
also, i don't think fat chick = unattractive.
i happen to think that a girl with a pretty face, big tits, round ass and a gut is way sexier than a skinny titless chick.
flatchest/A cups, flat ass, ribs visible through the skin = little boy with a pussy you closet case pedophiles. |
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ribs visible through the skin |
boobcage is the worst thing imaginable. |
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i am a fat dude, my wife is really hot. In my experiance, there are in fact hot women who would NEVER date a fat dude, but there are plenty of hot women who care about other things more. And yes, sometimes it's money, sometimes it's charisma, sometimes it's a good sense of humor, and sometimes it's the geeky shy that most fat dudes don't have to work at. My best advice would be, to be yourself, TRY to make yourself presentable, and when you find a hot girl that digs on you, you won't have to constantly try to be something your not to keep her. |
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i'm a fattish type dude in the process of getting a hot redhead. |
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there are in fact hot women who would NEVER date a fat dude, but there are plenty of hot women who care about other things more. And yes, sometimes it's money, sometimes it's charisma, sometimes it's a good sense of humor. |
you forgot....just like there are dudes who love big girls....there are girls (of all shapes and sizes) who love/have a fetish for fat guys......they call em chubby chasers......i've fucked quite a few of em.
also....for fat guys who don't dig big girls (which i do, however).... there is always the "butterface". i used to fuck this girl named laura....total dogface....but her body was fucking perfect (not big, not too skinny, perky/bouncy c cup tits, perfect ass, pussy looked like a little pink and white flower), and she fucked like a pro.
she was a horseback rider, so she knew exactly what to do on top. |
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i have a bunch of friends who participate in the FFCFF Club. |
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i have a bunch of friends who participate in the FFCFF Club. |
ffcff? |
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Fuck Fat Chicks For Fun Club |
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of my group of friends from high school, i was the only skinny one. well, i still am haha. but of that group, myself and one other person are the only single guys left. the fattest, grossest people i know are all married and have kids. |
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i'm not really complaining, the last thing in the world i want is a wife and kids, its just strange to me. |
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ah ha
honestly, i've fucked many women of all shapes and sizes.
with the exception of the butterface, and the half-asian virgin, all the best sex i've ever had was with big tittied fat chicks.
i remember when i was 16 (and as close to skinny as i have ever been at 6'4 and 210) i had my first fat chick. her tits were huge, her ass was round, her snatch was tiny, tight, wet and sweet.
after that, i never chased a skinny chick again (i rarely ever turned one down, because i was a pervert who would stick it anywhere it fit, but never chased em.)
i have (ever since that experience) always found myself more drawn to big girls.
whether they be a little chubby, or really big.....just as long everything is proportionate, and doesn't sag much. |
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i feel the same in some aspects. i love skinny chicks, but they have to be a certain kind of skinny. none of this jutting bone or pale heroin addict shit. my ex had the most perfect body, but she lost like 15 pounds and it made me wish she would put it back on. she didn't look bad by any means, i just liked the extra weight better. it made her already magnificent ass even more magnificent. but like you said, as long as the girl isn't all lumpy and saggy, i don't mind extra weight at all. |
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whether or not it's a symptom of being ridiculed for being a fat ass all through childhood or not, i cannot date/bang fat girls. I know it sounds incredibly shallow, but i guess that's what i am. And if i was JUST shallow, it would be much easier, my standards are so high, that i require intelligence, humor, and compassion as much as hotness. Which sometimes is hard to find, but i have always found that sticking to your standards, and being yourself, is the best way to find someone you can actually get along with. |
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whether or not it's a symptom of being ridiculed for being a fat ass all through childhood or not, i cannot date/bang fat girls. I know it sounds incredibly shallow, but i guess that's what i am. And if i was JUST shallow, it would be much easier, my standards are so high, that i require intelligence, humor, and compassion as much as hotness. Which sometimes is hard to find, but i have always found that sticking to your standards, and being yourself, is the best way to find someone you can actually get along with. |
i'm the same way. i will only date girls i'm physically attracted to. i'd rather be alone than settle for some ugly fat chick. |
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that is 100% how i feel. i will never settle. |
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YETI/FIMS- It's really the only way, if you settle for someone you aren't really interested in, you always end up treating them badly, having bad times with them, and trying to figure out how to get out without the uncomfortable break up. Now, I am not saying that dating a fat/chubby girl is settling in general, i know dudes who PREFER girls i wouldn't ever touch. But in the end, you should stick to your standards even if it means your alone for a while.
****let me add though that i HAVE slept with girls that don't meet my standards, which i believe everyone should, just to make sure that when you get to sleep with one you really like/want to start a relationship with, you are in practice enough to leave an impression. |
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i am in fact familiar with the "practice girl" ideology. |
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i'm a pretty big dude, and I dont think i'm that good looking of a guy either and I think my gf's pretty hot
So i guess its completely possible...just be funny, look like you give some kind of shit about the way that you dress/look, and have SOME kind of confidence. |
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just be funny, look like you give some kind of shit about the way that you dress/look, and have SOME kind of confidence. |
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back when i was in high school in the late 90's i was friends with this big fat slob who looked, talked, and acted just like Peter Griffin. he was hysterical, and it was long before the show. in 2004 he married a skinny red head. she is no Lois, but it is a riot to see. |
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The Heffernans teach us so much about life.
EY KNOBBY!!! |
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yeah, i learned not to settle, i once dated a chick who i was attracted to, but was a total psycho/skitzo.
it was a year and a half of great sex, but that was the only positive....the rest was just arguing and dealing with her mental and emotional fucking baggage
i also dated a girl who i got along with really well, but was i not that attracted to her.....that didn't last.
but i am really happy with my current girlfriend.
i find her gorgeous (granted alot of you "no fat chicks" dudes would probably disagree.....but i have always had a soft spot for big girls with big jugs), she is a great lay, we get along really well, have alot of common interests, and (even after three years, we still) always have fun together.
so i definately back everyone who says you shouldn't settle.....regardless of what type of girl you are looking for... better to be single, then taken and unhappy. |
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hmmm i thought i put up a pic of me and my wife, but its not here. So i will do it again..... |
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i wonder why this post didnt stay up from last night? I was sure i posted this pic... maybe a wrong thread... hmmm i will have to check my old ones, but anyways, here's me and my boo. |
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i am in fact familiar with the "practice girl" ideology. |
in the long run it's pretty important. I would hate to hook up with a girl that could be perfect for me, and blow it too early, or even worse, go long enough, just to prove that you ain't got any rhythm or moves due to lack of practice. Because no matter how much porn you watch, or how good your last girlfriend said you were in the sack EVERYONE needs practice, and thankfully, this sort of practice you DON'T need a metronome for. |
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The Heffernans teach us so much about life.
EY KNOBBY!!! |
if you're an obnoxious fatty, there is hope! you too can have an obnoxious bitch of a wife! |
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Because no matter how much porn you watch, or how good your last girlfriend said you were in the sack EVERYONE needs practice, and thankfully, this sort of practice you DON'T need a metronome for. |
hahahah....big lol
just bleed confidence without being a dick and most importantly be yourself. i have VERY high standards, i need a pretty face, intelligence, but all shapes and sizes and colors are great as long as everything is to proportion, because above all, i love real women, if you keep this in your mind and don't really settle, standards will be met every time. |
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Because no matter how much porn you watch, or how good your last girlfriend said you were in the sack EVERYONE needs practice, and thankfully, this sort of practice you DON'T need a metronome for. |
hahahah....big lol
just bleed confidence without being a dick and most importantly be yourself. i have VERY high standards, i need a pretty face, intelligence, but all shapes and sizes and colors are great as long as everything is to proportion, because above all, i love real women, if you keep this in your mind and don't really settle, standards will be met every time. |
I wonder if anyone has ever tried with a metronome.... imagine the possibilities..
"Okay honey, we are going for 5 over 4, so you are gonna feel sorta a push and pull with my push and pull....." |
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