for those of you unlucky enough not to live in Worcester, you are deprived of possibly the best pizza place ever created. the food is phenomenal, and the fact that i can get macaroni and cheese bites delivered at 3 am is tear-jerking. so far the best pizza is the barbecue chicken and pulled pork. i have not had the donut burger yet, but i know FuckIsMySignature has.

http://muncheezpizzeria.com/

i'm hoping they deliver to the south shore/coast?

Please explain this donut burger to me. I am afraid to click that link for I may go into cardiac arrest.

TRIANGULAR TO THE FACE

its a giant donut cut in half used as the bun for a burger. though one time my roommate ordered it and they used two donuts instead of a cut one.

Are you fucking with me? I will have sex with that burger in front of the entire nation.

there is a picture of it on the website. that + fried macaroni and cheese bites = death.

you can even order a peanut butter and fluff sandwich.

For once in my life, living in Worcester does not seem like such a bad idea. But if I did this, I would gain 100 lbs. in a month.

i would never leave plympton for worcester. are you out of your mind? plympton has everything.

except Muncheez Pizza.

oh, sarcasm. hyuck.

Hah, yeah...a traffic light, a cafe open from 6-2 and a Mobil...oh wait, the Mobil hasn't been rebuilt yet.

it does have one thing that Worcester doesn't have though. Mark Richards. thats got to count for something.

If I leave Plympton for Worcester, Plympton will still have 1 Mark Richards left (the father unit). But yeah, I'm not living in Worcester. I definitely want to go to Muncheez though. Goddamn.

It's got some sort of Russian History museum as well. Heard about it on NPR this morning.

Are you saying Plympton has a Russian museum? If so, this is news to me.

You guys have that farm with the corn maze. That was intense.

apparently it would be news to the internet, too

We also have a hermaphrodite. She blamed the town of Plympton for poisoning the water supply, thus killing her horses (it prefers to be called a "she"). Funny thing is, Plympton has no water supply; every home has its own well. She buried these horses in shallow graves, so eventually the corpses started to peak up out of the ground. On top of all this, she was supposedly housing Brazilians (most likely illegals) in trailers strewn about her gigantic property, using them as serfs.

Another fun fact about Plympton: this town is the home to Deborah Sampson, the first woman to ever go to war in America. She fought in the Civil War, posing as a man. Hooray Plympton.

AS WOULD I!!!!!

next time i am going to worcester for anything, i need to find this place

Dude, let's totally Eiffel Tower that fucking donut burger.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-l-

big history of cross-dressing in plympon

According to Wikipedia, Deborah Sampson lived in Middleboro, my town, biotch.
Best thing about Plympton = that guy that owns every volkswagen known to man and has them in his yard.

OH SNAP

HISTORY OFF

IT'S ON!

Bill Plympton?

She owned property in Plympton, too. I was unaware of her living in Middleboro though...I'm going back to my elementary school and I shall slap everyone in the face for telling me she was a Plymptonite. Damn these treacherous lies!

How many people were in your grade? 5?

Muncheez is fuckin bomb. end of story

Pffff, come on...7.

Haha, in all seriousness, there were 36 kids who "graduated" my 6th grade class. 2 of those people are dead; at least 2 more are in jail; 1 of them is a sex offender; everyone else either moved far, far away or is wasting their life in this town like I am.

god that guy rules.

Martha Plimpton. wow did she get ugly.