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returntothepit >> discuss >> unemployment; sucking off societys teat by DEATH FIEND sli sli sli on Oct 15,2008 2:40pm
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toggletoggle post by DEATH FIEND sli sli sli at Oct 15,2008 2:40pm
anyone here ever applied for/ recieved unemployment benefits or welfare?
im seriously considering this cuz i just got laid (off, LOL) with like ZERO notice, and could be totally fucked six ways past tuesday unless i find a job in the next week or so, which is unlikely.
advice?
funny stories?
condemnation for being a leech on society? (c'mon republicans, bring it)




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 15,2008 2:43pm
do it. I will/woul



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 15,2008 2:45pm
Best year of my life.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 15,2008 2:46pm
You could bang 1,000 fat chicks for $50 bucks, or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 bucks.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2008 2:47pm
unemployment is your money. its not like welfare. it' insurance that you have paid into while working there. wether or not the company allows you access to it is up to them.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2008 2:48pm
also i went on unemployment when i was 16. it was fucking rad getting paid to do nothing for a whole summer.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 15,2008 2:49pm
Unemployment rules. You should apply immediately. For a lay off you will definately get it. Why the fuck wouldn't you apply? You've been paying taxes for it all your working life. Time to get some back.
You have to apply within a week of your job ending or your claim will be a total mess and take forever. Mass. has some of the best unemployment benefits in the country.



toggletoggle post by DEATH FIEND sli sli sli at Oct 15,2008 2:51pm
yea the concept of free money really intrigues me, (i want everything and everything wants me, i want everything and everything calls out to me!)
but ben did this once and his employer retroactively rescinded his claim somehow, and he has to pay back like a grand now.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 15,2008 2:51pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
unemployment is your money. its not like welfare. it' insurance that you have paid into while working there. wether or not the company allows you access to it is up to them.


Its not up to the company, its up the unemployment dept.
The company can fight it if you were fired for cause, but not if you were laid off.



toggletoggle post by DEATH FIEND sli sli sli at Oct 15,2008 2:52pm
Josh_Martin said[orig][quote]
Mass. has some of the best unemployment benefits in the country.


once again, hooray for liberals!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 15,2008 2:52pm
ya thats what i meant. thanks for clarifying



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 15,2008 2:53pm
DEATH%20FIEND%20sli%20sli%20sli said[orig][quote]

but ben did this once and his employer retroactively rescinded his claim somehow, and he has to pay back like a grand now.


That is very strange. He must've lied on his claim about why he was terminated.



toggletoggle post by DEATH FIEND sli sli sli at Oct 15,2008 2:53pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
You could bang 1,000 fat chicks for $50 bucks, or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 bucks.


your ideas intrigue me, and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 15,2008 2:53pm
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
You could bang 1,000 fat chicks for $50 bucks, or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 bucks.


Fat chicks need love too. They just have to pay for it.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Oct 15,2008 3:10pm
DEATH%20FIEND%20sli%20sli%20sli said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
You could bang 1,000 fat chicks for $50 bucks, or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 bucks.


your ideas intrigue me, and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter


the jokes Josh and Bob are making are Family Guy lines.....specifically Quagmire



toggletoggle post by Mess at Oct 15,2008 3:14pm
i applied twice since my last job in march but i never follow through for some reason. i always think i'm going to find a job the next day. speaking of jobs, i have another interview tomorrow. i'm going to be a chimney guy. i'll fuck yo chimneh.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Oct 15,2008 3:31pm
I've had to do it twice in my lifetime. It really sucks, but it's part of your tax dollars you had to pay whilst originally employed. Just use it, buy groceries wisely, keep your networking and searching up.



toggletoggle post by C.DEaD at Oct 15,2008 3:35pm
Ben was fired. Thats why he had to pay it back.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 15,2008 3:36pm
if I get laid off, $500 a week for 6-months to a year?!? OK!



toggletoggle post by DEATH FIEND sli sli sli at Oct 15,2008 3:46pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
DEATH%20FIEND%20sli%20sli%20sli said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney said[orig][quote]
You could bang 1,000 fat chicks for $50 bucks, or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 bucks.


your ideas intrigue me, and i would like to subscribe to your newsletter


the jokes Josh and Bob are making are Family Guy lines.....specifically Quagmire


and my response was a simpsons line, point?



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Oct 15,2008 4:05pm
heh...my fault.
family guy 6 seasons
simpons 7239274974 seasons....a little harder to keep track of.





toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 15,2008 4:31pm
DENTAL PLAN



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 15,2008 5:05pm
ZEES GOGGLEZ ZEY DO NOZING



toggletoggle post by DEATH FIEND sli sli sli at Oct 15,2008 5:17pm
UP AND AT THEM



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 15,2008 5:24pm
up and adem



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 15,2008 6:00pm
DICKETY



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