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returntothepit >> discuss >> Myspace messages like this... by archaeon on Oct 5,2008 7:49pm
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toggletoggle post by archaeon at Oct 5,2008 7:49pm
make me lol

"Hey!

I am a Norwegian fan of you guys, I listen to your music very much and thing your most come to Norway and play one day! ^^
But I send you this message, cause I wanna have yours autographs! I'm not kidding, so hope you guys can send me a signed picture of your or anything else!

Have a good day, talk to you later!

~Stian~ "

I wonder if he's ever gotten any shit?



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 5,2008 7:51pm
Yo, I'll autograph shit.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Oct 5,2008 7:53pm
send a picture of your cock



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 5,2008 7:57pm
"Land on this."



toggletoggle post by AfterWorldObliterationn at Oct 5,2008 9:00pm
send him dicks hundred and sixty six copies of it.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 5,2008 9:11pm
haha IWEIPH got a message like that once, but the autographs were for some broad's stupid kid.



toggletoggle post by blue  at Oct 6,2008 6:09pm
every time i get the 'i want your guys autograph' message, i giggle and forget that it's there.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Oct 6,2008 6:12pm
dysentery had the most amazing collection of that kind of mail. the random conglomerations of superlatives in broken english were amazing.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Oct 6,2008 6:17pm
We always sign stuff when people ask, why wouldn't you?



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 6,2008 6:19pm
rbss said[orig][quote]
We always sign stuff when people ask, why wouldn't you?


Exactly. I want to sign a picture and send it. Grant is probably afraid that his signature isn't br00dul enuff.



toggletoggle post by rbss at Oct 6,2008 6:22pm
People will occasionally ask us to sign CDs when they order them, or at shows. I would feel like a huge asshole saying no!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 6,2008 6:29pm
i love signing autographs... but only on tits.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 6,2008 6:57pm
I only sign autograhs on the labia minoris.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 6,2008 7:01pm
the penis mightier than the sword



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Oct 6,2008 7:04pm
P00P



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Oct 6,2008 10:01pm
rbss said[orig][quote]
We always sign stuff when people ask, why wouldn't you?


because I doubt this dude has ever listened to my band and is just sending this generic message around to tons and tons of bands hoping to get one from a band that will one day become popular so he can sell it on ebay. thats why.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 6,2008 10:02pm
congratulations, you just won and ipod nano.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Oct 6,2008 10:15pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*kerplode*



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Oct 6,2008 10:17pm
Martins said[orig][quote]
rbss said[orig][quote]
We always sign stuff when people ask, why wouldn't you?


Exactly. I want to sign a picture and send it. Grant is probably afraid that his signature isn't br00dul enuff.


Eh, just forge it and give him a gay nickname



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Oct 7,2008 12:25am
Martins said[orig][quote]
rbss said[orig][quote]
We always sign stuff when people ask, why wouldn't you?


Exactly. I want to sign a picture and send it. Grant is probably afraid that his signature isn't br00dul enuff.

better watch out with your autograph they could get your social security number then you'd be getting the bills from cellphone companies.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Nov 4,2008 10:52pm
Got ANOTHER message from this same guy



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Nov 4,2008 10:53pm
And?

What did it say?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Nov 4,2008 10:58pm
The exactly same thing. der.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 4,2008 10:59pm
We throw out Hefty lawn bags of signed guitar picks at every show.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 4,2008 11:02pm edited Nov 4,2008 11:02pm
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toggletoggle post by archaeon at Nov 5,2008 7:11am
lol

i really want to send this guy a picture of goatse.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Nov 5,2008 12:58pm
The Playa T That's Me Show is the greatest name for anything, ever.



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