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returntothepit >> discuss >> A Classic Picture of Dwyer by aril on Sep 30,2008 7:40pm
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toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 30,2008 7:40pm
He posted it on the FMP board a while ago. Just reread it now.
Most metal pic ever.




toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Sep 30,2008 7:48pm
backstory?



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 30,2008 7:50pm
he got attacked by too many women I guess...



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 30,2008 7:50pm
rescued from what? freedom? looks like hes in cuffs.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Sep 30,2008 7:52pm
15% of the internet are threads about john dwyer and this picture.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Sep 30,2008 7:59pm
Even so, said Iacovitti, "there's always individuals out there who like to experiment and explore."

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/TRAVEL/NEWS/07/28/niagara.rescue.ap/

I remember reading this and being like, "Can't be the same dude." We posted it on bbs.anus.com as METALHEADS IN THE NEWS.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Sep 30,2008 8:10pm
Dwyer, why did you do this? Why wasn't metal enough? I mean...metal is great...seriously.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Sep 30,2008 8:15pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
rescued from what? freedom? looks like hes in cuffs.


He almost went over Niagara Falls, and being that you post here as much as you do, I'm surprised you don't know this.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 30,2008 8:45pm
8 years ago, old news.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Sep 30,2008 8:46pm
It was all a ploy to sell more copies of the Dehumanized CD.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 30,2008 8:50pm



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Sep 30,2008 8:56pm
did you lose your spidey powers for a second and got scared?



toggletoggle post by yummy at Sep 30,2008 9:10pm
how long were you hanging onto the rock?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Sep 30,2008 10:32pm
40 minutes!

Here's some more oldies...

1991:


1992:


1996:



toggletoggle post by yummy at Sep 30,2008 10:37pm
40 minutes is a long time to be looking at a clock while dangling from Niagara Falls. Good for you nonetheless.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Sep 30,2008 10:42pm
"my dwyer sense is. . . tingling!"



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Sep 30,2008 10:53pm
it was great to hang out a dwyers apartment when we made the teratism video and he showed us this the news clip on video....you cant get any more metal than that!!

DOOMED TO DIE!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 1,2008 3:26am edited Oct 1,2008 3:27am
Another screen shot from the video:



I need to get that video put on DVD.



toggletoggle post by Kadoog at Oct 1,2008 7:38am
These are the only pictures you will ever post of yourself that anyone is going to give a shit about.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 1,2008 8:09am
"I Will Survive" hey hey!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Oct 1,2008 8:18am
yeah, i've only been posting here for about a year, and i remember this story coming up a couple times. The last time being in that "a letter from an 18year vital remains fan"
I think, from what I know of the situation... that dwyer's a bad mofo.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 3,2008 1:39am edited Oct 3,2008 1:39am




toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Oct 3,2008 3:00am
Did you teach the falls grammar or how to love a woman?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 3,2008 3:06am
I learned that NIAGARA has three A's in it.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 3,2008 6:09am
Tourist Saved From Niagara Falls Is Jailed

July 29, 2000 in print edition A-16

A tourist clung to a well-placed rock in the middle of pounding rapids near the brink of Niagara Falls as rescuers teetered across a fallen tree to reach him.

John Dwyer, 30, of Newport, R.I., would have been swept over the Horseshoe Falls in less than a minute had he lost his grip, New York State Park Police said Friday, a day after the rescue.

“He was hanging on. I don’t know how long he was there,” Chief Vincent Iacovitti said. “He indicated to the officers he was there a long time.”

Dwyer was treated for shock and exposure at Niagara Falls Medical Center and later charged with reckless endangerment for risking the lives of the officers who rescued him, as well as disorderly conduct and obstructing governmental administration, police said.

He was arraigned Friday in Niagara City Court and was being held on $1,000 bail. He was unavailable for comment at the city jail.

About 3 p.m. Thursday, Dwyer and a friend decided to wade into the Niagara River off the northwest shore of a grouping of islands that attracts thousands of tourists daily, even though wading is prohibited.

“You can really get a perspective on the power of the rapids there,” Iacovitti said.

Dwyer apparently lost his footing and was swept through a small, swift channel between two islands and shot out into the rapids, where he found a rock below the surface of the water and held on.

With a growing audience of tourists, a three-man rescue team made its way across a tree that had fallen from Three Sisters Island onto Little Brother Island to get close enough to throw a line to Dwyer.

“Our officers had to go into the water to get closer. They tied themselves on to do that,” the chief said.

“If he would have broken loose from that location, there wouldn’t have been a whole heck of a lot we would have been able to do,” he added.

Once rescuers had Dwyer secured in a basket, “the trick was to get him back over to Three Sister Island across the fallen tree trunks,” Iacovitti said. Rescuers accomplished that by sliding the basket along the tree, which was about a foot in diameter.

There are no fences keeping tourists from the water, but the obvious power of the rapids is enough to keep most from venturing in.

Even so, said Iacovitti, “there’s always individuals out there who like to experiment and explore.”





toggletoggle post by monster_island  at Oct 3,2008 7:09am
no shit !!! ... JD you're fucking famous kid !!!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 5,2008 11:02pm
"The Falls at Niagara, comprising the American, the Bridal Veil and the enormous Horseshoe falls, exert upon a proportion of the human population, perhaps as many as forty percent (of adults), an uncanny effect called the hydracropsychic. This morbid condition has been known to render even the will of the active, robust man in the prime of life temporarily invalid, as if under the spell of a malevolent hypnotist. Such a one, drawn to the turbulent rapids above The Falls, may stand for long minutes staring as if paralyzed. Speak to him in the most forcible tone, he will not hear you. Touch him, or attempt to restrain him, he may throw off your hand angrily. The eyes of the enthralled victim are fixed and dilated.
There may be a mysterious biological attraction to the thunderous force of nature represented by the The Falls, romantically misinterpreted as “magnificent”—“grand”—“Godly”—and so the unfortunate victim throws himself to his doom if he is not prevented.

We may speculate: Under the spell of The Falls the hapless individual both ceases to exist and yet wills to become immortal. A new birth, not unlike
the Christian promise of the Resurrection of the Body, may be the cruellest hope. Silently the victim vows to The Falls “Yes, you have killed thousands of men and women but you can’t kill me. Because I am me.”

Dr. Moses Blaine,
A Niagara Falls Physician’s Log 1879‒1905.




toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Oct 5,2008 11:05pm
slowly i turn, step by step, inch by inch...



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Oct 5,2008 11:15pm
never seen niagra falls, but i like your shirt mr. dwyer



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 5,2008 11:18pm
Lamp said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
rescued from what? freedom? looks like hes in cuffs.


He almost went over Niagara Falls, and being that you post here as much as you do, I'm surprised you don't know this.


excuuuuse me for not knowing every poster's personal history. thats pretty hilarious though.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 5,2008 11:19pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Lamp said[orig][quote]
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
rescued from what? freedom? looks like hes in cuffs.


He almost went over Niagara Falls, and being that you post here as much as you do, I'm surprised you don't know this.


excuuuuse me for not knowing every poster's history. thats pretty hilarious though.



toggletoggle post by Mess at Oct 5,2008 11:55pm
haha were you trying to commit suicide?
that's a ballsy way if you were but.... you FAILED!



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 5,2008 11:57pm
No, we were on our way to Milwaukee Metalfest in Summer 2000, just stopped for a breather.



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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Nov 28,2009 1:42am
LOL



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