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returntothepit >> discuss >> Jackpot - The hands free orgasm by archaeon on Aug 31,2008 1:12pm
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toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 31,2008 1:12pm
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zwysi2v9zln

Found this on 4chan last night. Listened to it before I went to bed. I didn't end up busting a nut but apparently it only happens with repeated listens. I still felt great after listening to it.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 31,2008 2:57pm
if you don't download this you're an idiot



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 31,2008 4:13pm
is this really dep...
this girl has a sexy fucking voice.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 31,2008 4:20pm
the number 8.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 31,2008 5:09pm
looplooploop

dude seriously try it when you go to sleep tonight, you'll be surprised.



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 31,2008 5:12pm
i may bust this out in the dorm when everybody is drunk.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Aug 31,2008 5:14pm
you can have a handless circle jerk



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 31,2008 11:20pm
no thanks...
this is just weird.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Sep 1,2008 7:12am
arg. tried it again last night, i had like body convulsions. shit is freaky nigga.



toggletoggle post by Chrome at Sep 2,2008 5:41pm
Does this have the gay leerooy jenkins on it



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Sep 2,2008 5:42pm
leeeeeeeeeroy jeeeeenenenenekins does make an appearance



toggletoggle post by Chrome at Sep 2,2008 5:44pm
would be better if someone could find the original then. I reckon I was pretty close before that fucked it up on the first one.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Sep 2,2008 5:47pm
nah this one is legit. i was making lulz



toggletoggle post by aril at Sep 2,2008 6:18pm
haha. 700 views and 12 replies. looks like people are DLing this, jacking off (without the hands) and not posting their stories.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Sep 2,2008 6:18pm
lol I tried it the other night. Got bored, jacked off with hands.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Sep 2,2008 6:23pm
no ones man enough to admit it.

I've done it 5 times and still haven't busted, gettign closer everytime lolz



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Sep 2,2008 6:23pm
No one's GAY enough to admit it.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 9,2008 7:37am
twas amazing, although I did not cum from it, if you wait until after or during the phrase Jackpot, it will be amazing.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Sep 9,2008 8:22am
while this is very intriguing, you have look at whacking as the best way to practice having sex without a partner. In other words, if you only masterbate when you have >20min to do it, and you make sure you don't finish beforehand (no matter how much you have to grind your teeth, curl your toes, and moan), not only will climax be much more pleasant, but it will also make it easier for you to control climax during intercourse. The same is true for if you rush masterbation every time. If your always trying to just squeeze one out as fast as you can, so your buddy doesn't get suspicious of how long you've been in his bathroom, when you actually try to preform it will be: pump, pump, chump, FAIL! (get violent when she laughs at you) I learned to hard way when i was young, as long as you use jerking as an practice routine (sex-rudiments), your performance will never disappoint.

Keeping all this in mind, doesn't it worry anyone that this is supposed to make you orgasm without even touching yourself? This sounds like a bad exercise. Unless your into disappointing that is.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Sep 9,2008 8:40am
xanonymousx said[orig][quote]
the number 8.


number 8
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number 8
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number 8
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number 8
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*burp*



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Sep 13,2008 10:43am
she looks like a toad. scifag is a scifag



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Sep 13,2008 10:47am
i use masturbation as excercise to play my guitar faster



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Sep 13,2008 10:52am
hahah 1365 views

faygitz



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Dec 2,2008 2:04pm
Say whatever you want but it worked for me at the first try! The word GLOW is really magic



toggletoggle post by pam   at Dec 2,2008 3:38pm
Tempted to play this nonchalantly in the middle of all these art fag emo kids sitting around me.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 2,2008 3:50pm
JJJJJJACKPOT

i tried this again a few weeks ago, got like 10 minutes into it, turned it off and fapped. i lost patience.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 2,2008 3:55pm
weird concept



toggletoggle post by Anonymous at Dec 14,2008 5:56pm
why can't I download this thing?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Dec 14,2008 7:37pm
Because you're dumb.





toggletoggle post by loopdie loop at Dec 14,2008 11:26pm
Fucking lame, 20 minutes wasted on this shit. About the 500th time she said loop I got pissed off and stopped it.



toggletoggle post by RockNRolla at Feb 20,2009 1:08am
I went through the entire thing twice, I didn't bust a nut either but I felt a strong momentum of relaxation. I don't know if such a thing exists "hands free ejaculation" but I'm willing to practice until it does happen.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 20,2009 10:03am
i deleted this a while ago. pissed me off



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Feb 23,2009 11:56pm edited Feb 23,2009 11:57pm



toggletoggle post by Lulzy at Feb 25,2009 12:16pm
is d/l broken?



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Dec 14,2009 11:19pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Dec 15,2009 8:02am
douchebag_patrol_2 said[orig][quote]


HAHA!



toggletoggle post by we at Jan 18,2010 9:04pm
me too man



toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Jan 19,2010 12:01am
I shut it off after 3 minutes. no patience for passive orgasm gimmicks



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 21,2010 12:24am edited Jan 21,2010 12:27am
d/l ed it. listened to it. fell into a deep hypnotic trance. woke up hours later with a giant boner and an election ballot that said I voted for Scott Brown.

I think I did it wrong.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 21,2010 8:17am
i'm going to have to start ignoring you, i laugh way too hard for way too long over your comments.



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