the south is so goddamn bass-ackwards its sad. Billboards advertising god are like herpes pocking the state highway system, all laced in between ghettofried chicken shacks and "community" churches. I miss ct and our control of the scourge of god.
I visited MO (Kansas City area) not that long ago. Same deal -- creepy churches everywhere. Fuck the Midwest and everything below the Mason-Dixon line.
North Carolina is a damn nice place aside from it being in the Bible Belt. Go to an erotic car wash, get some Bojangles and confuse the locals with your accent.
Oh, and never ask directions from anyone down there. I'm surprised anyone can get back to their own houses.