I smoked exactly one week ago, give or take a few hours.
When I did smoke it was only two puffs from a bubbler. HOWEVER... it was ridiculously strong bud and I was in outerspace for a few hours.

Before that I hadn't smoked for over two weeks.

Anyway, for the first few days, I drank massive amounts of fluid and consumed as much tang and tea as possible (tang contains as hearty amount of niacin... but nowhere near what I should be taking)

after about four days I stopped because I assumed the company I would be drug tested by decided not to hire me. except two days later, I get a call that I'm having a drug test tuesday morning, and that I probably have the job.

I didnt do any rigorous excersize or take massive amounts of b vitamins... but then again I really didnt smoke all that much.

does anyone have any experience with this? and if so, are my chances of passing favorable?

For 'occasional' users (which is what you became after not smoking for 2-3 weeks) marajuana exits the system within 5 days. For daily users it takes up to 2-3 weeks. I passed a drug test after smoking one time a week before my test. I hadn't smoked before that for a month or so... I did drink a couple of bottles of cranberry juice in the interm before the test though. I did detox tea twice, the shit's nasty.

Drinking a ton of water doesn't hurt either -- not a guarantee, but it can help.

I have the test in two hours so I cant really do anything about it at this point

If you haven't smoked in a week I wouldn't worry about it. And yeah, lots of water.

vitamin b12 makes your pee yellow

get someone elses clean piss and put it in a bottle and shove it down your pants

You smoked one week ago and haven't since?

I think you'll be fine. Unless you literally do no exercise and have a nearly dead metabolism, which is what happens when internal organs get emo.

But how much did you smoke before that two weeks that you stopped for? Because if your a heavy smoker it has been shown to last almost two months in the urine. Granted, that will not be the case for your average smoker, but i have failed a drug test after almost a whole month off... Thats an extreme example cause i am a MAJOR pothead, but you know what i mean. If your gonna drink a lot of water it helps to eat a lot too, so that your piss doesnt come out too dilluted, which will clue them in so you will have to take the damn test again.

I think Ill be fine. I did an otc test and it showed up negative.

It was such a pain in the ass though. The nurse was a complete bitch to begin with, rudest fucker I have ever dealt with in a clinic. I couldn't pee at first because she was standing right out the door, and I have a shy bladder.

So she pretty much accuses me of cheating, makes me sit down and drink down a shitload of water.

An hour goes by and I'm about to cry urine, and I literally have to beg the biatch to take time off from her "important work" (lounging in a chair in front of a computer) so I can relieve myself.

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