seriously its like nasty ass cold shitty tomato sauce with vinegar, of all the condiments ketchup is by far the lowest of low. I fucking hate that shit.

better than mayo though

mustard like a motherfucker.

a mild horseradish or mayo with ground red pepper mixed in wins

good old fashioned spicy brown mustard works on most things, too

BBQ sauce on burgers and fries

ketchup is ok.
catsup, now that's a condiment.

mayo mixed with a tabasco of you choice is the shit, but all in all mustard is the JAM.

not entirely related


but the realization that grilled cheese with jalapenos made my life complete earlier this week

Ketchup on burgers = WIN
Ketchup on fries = FAIL (malt vinegar is the correct answer)
Ketchup on hot dogs = EPIC FAIL (mustard/relish is the correct answer)

bennyhillifier

it will save you time and set you free.

amen to all of that

Total win. Ketchup does not belong on a fucking hotdog. Brown mustard and sauerkraut for life.

Fries, hamburgers, and hot dogs I could understand. But, I watched my friend's wife dump about half a bottle in her lo mein the other day.

I hate mustard with a passion. not big on sauerkraut either.

veggie dogs + ketchup + relish + cheddar cheese FTW.
veggie burgers + ketchup + relish + cheddar cheese + mayo + tomatos.

mayo is the most vile condiment ever conceived.

a light mayo mixed with hot sauce or ground red pepper is fantastic

also garlic mayo is good.

I hate plain mayo, and I hate the way fat people overhaul their shit with it.

I would dip you in mayo and eat you.

they need to start deep frying mayo on a stick.

you homoerotic champion

speaking of which, did you find a place to crash in PVD tonight?

Did you see my offer?

Homoerotic champion? ahah.

I will be using that from now on.

ABSOMUTHAFUCKINLUTELY

I know its a shitty american way to ruin foods, but I put ketchup on lots of things. Granted I love a good spicy mustard or horseradish related sauce, ketchup is the go to guy. When I worked in a kitchen my boss would get so pissed when he'd make me an omelette and I'd squirt on the ketchup. My dads polish aunts would make this horseradish paste with beets I believe. Ever tried this? We put it on roast beef and its hot as shit. Hot foods should have their own thread.

basically, horseradish hummus replaced mustard on sammiches for me for like 2 weeks...i gotta get more of that shit

I hate when people put ketchup on eggs or macaroni. granted I used to do that when I was a kid. ketchup is mostly salt anyhow.

ketchup on eggs fucking rules. i just had that like an hour ago. i also like ketchup on fish sticks. though i do like ketchup on hot dogs, its not a necessity. fries need cheese sauce, not ketchup.

i like ketchup with fires, but i prefer bbq sauce. ketchup on eggs and meatloaf is gross. ketchup on hot dogs is disgusting. only mustard and relly belong on those.

fuck ketchup. catsup is where it's at.

traditionally every X-mas morning I make breakfast for everyone in the family, last year i made fritatas and my girlfriend preceded to cover that masterpiece in ketchup and I almost fucking lost it ahahhahaha!

i'm a big proponent of hossradish. good stuff.

I hate when gf's ruin food with pointless shit like that. One time my gf put salt on bacon.

Salt on bacon.

mustard is gross. ketchup on everything at once.

Anyone who has a problem with ketchup has a problem with me. Ketchup is fucking delicious. It is disgusting on certain things though. Burgers, hotdogs, fries and onion rings are incomplete without ketchup and that is a goddamn fact. FACT!

WANNA FIGHT?

Oh it's on.

BBQ with fires? Is that what satan eats?
Also SALT ON BACON??? Wow, I laughed.

They're all good.
My old nick name used to be Mustard.

The best condiment is beef.

The best condiment will be your BLOOD!

Well lucky for you I BLEED KETCHUP!!!

WELL SOON YOU WILL BE SHITTING IT!

I haven't ate ketchup since I was seven I believe.

I have ketchup oozing from every cavity in my body. I stick fries in my ass, son.

i'm with you Mark. the only other condiment as versatile as ketchup is peanut butter.

Together we shall paint the town red. With Heinz.

what? are you too good for hunts? what about best yet ketchup? i mean...it's best yet!

Marinara Sauce > Ketchup

Greatest thread ever.

i think that's the straw that broke the suicide camel's back.

goodbye, everyone

butter up that bacon boy

How do you think I felt? I wouldn't talk to her for an hour after that.

add peanut butter and it will look as though the town is painted in bloody shit.