dimmu borgir x emo = fags

are they from nantucket?

God I hope so.

I'm from Nantucket, and nowadays I hate that caviar-eating, smack-shooting, Billy Joel listening shithole. I hope it sinks (given that my sisters are given fair warning and can get the hell off in time).

Centuries of seafaring history defiled by the current NYC jetset. Grrr.

cuttyhunk ftw

blargh.

Interesting. I know next to nothing of the east coast, but I remember Nantucket being referred to as a desirable place to live full of cozy rich people.

it's an island I miss, especially Polpis and Wauwinnet, but gyad the current population has ruined it, like Saruman fucking up the Shire

let's build some ships and reclaim it in the name of poor massachusetts people

it's too late

Pfft, if you shalt build ships, then I shalt build bigger ships and claim it in the name of NH for we need more coastline (and let's face it, the Isles of Shoals aren't that exciting). I shall trounce your puny rafts with my superior frigates! I shall rape everyone and everything on the island of Nantucket, no man, woman, child or animal will be safe! I will then take a mighty leak where ever I please and summon members of what will become the greatest of all pirate metal bands and we will slay nightly on the ruin of Nantucket! YAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!

I want NH to anex newburyport and name it portsmouth 2. fuck, we'd even take salsbury off mass's hands to get newburyport er.. portsmouth 2

NOW we're gettin' somewheres!

exactly what happened to downtown historic salem/ downtown coast line marblehead. both were cities made and filled with hard working lower middle class american families and now since the housing market has gone to bed forever all the original families who had the houses for centuries, who re mortgaged, have had to sell to the rich bourgeois.

though there are still plenty of cool middle class families holding it out in salem, I'm pretty sure marblehead has been yuppified.

SHORES IN FLAMES!
ALL OUR SHORES IN FLAMES!
FIIIIRE!

I was working in Hamilton yesterday, picking up shit from some rich dick's place. His front yard was a good acre. That's not including the tennis court, the basketball court, the giant pool, the jacuzzi, or the house. Fucking gigantic. The lady came out to tell us where the shit was and she was a yuppie if I've ever seen one. Of course we go out back and everything is all wet and still set up. Everywhere else we go, the chairs and tables are nice and stacked and easy to carry and load onto the truck. Fuck rich people. I'm gonna burglarize that place.

LOL

We actually used to talk about building longboats and raiding Hampton Beach. I just hope that Silent Scope 2 machine can fit in the boat.

you may have to settle for Lethal Enforcers.

Me too.

Haha -- you are pre-summoned to join the aforementioned pirate metal band. I don't know much about building boats, but we can take my 16ft aluminum job and mount a flame-thrower where the front pedestal seat is -- Cabela's probably sells an adapter, I would imagine.

I'm so down.

It needs a potato gun turret.

That's a phenomenal idea -- I bet that could be easily made and mounted on the bow. I bet jetskis would make great target practice.

I've already got the supplies to build a war ship. Let's do it.

I'll bring the beer. Obviously we will need lots.

Rum.

And an idiot cabin boy.

Chris Elliot?

Buttpirates?