This is a thread for poasting spam e-mails that I find amusing.

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Fugler <srehtrae_1984@bcpo.net> to me
show details 12:28 am (3 minutes ago)

She loves the additional ramming and deeper penetration, thanks to this natural remedy.
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Best subject line I ever saw was "Impale her on your horse sized fuck tool"

i've noticed a significant drop in ridiculous porn titles and an uprising in ones that say things like "what a stupid face you have".

My friend got this in his spam box:

From: Hirst Valkyrja <hirst.valkyrja@gmail.com>
Date: Nov 13, 2007 6:23 PM
Subject: Noble einherjar,


I am the eldest of the three Valkyries, Hirst.

I am recruiting einherjar for Ragnarök. I have felt your presence due to the purity of your heart and mind. I sense the warrior in you. Now that you are of age by Midgard, I am allowed to make contact.
Know that the battles will be tough and many; know also then that your constitution must be strong to follow me into the field of battle.

To be a part of my einherjar, please respond with your full name, a battle cry, and your social security number.

Join now to have an eternal place in Valhalla.

Then gleamed a ray
from Logafiöll,
and from that ray
lightnings issued;
then appeared,
in the field of air,
a helmed band
of Valkyriur:
their corslets were
with blood besprinkled,
and from their spears
shone beams of light.

I have a message in my hotmail junk folder from a "Saku Cadogan"

Cadogan.... Kadoogan?

I also have a bunch of junk mail from Bridge 9 about the new Crime in Stereo release, and guess what... l-o-l I'm not gonna buy it.

Subject: sacrilegious cantle
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2008 20:20:36 +0000
From: Michael Garcia <MarklatviaThompson@koders.com>
To: <press@returntothepit.com>


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cantle berkowitz coppery setscrew concordant.

giantess scoria.

My favorite spam e-mail had the title "DOG FART SLUTS"

Hi angel you plus me equals we!

Don't blame ME for that line! It's my mom's! I'm helping her find cool guys. She saw your profile page and wanted to get in touch with you. She would like to start off dating then let things evolve from there. She doesn't want a one night stand but is not looking to get hitched either. She LOVES chocolate so a nice box will go a long way. My mom is very attractive and compassionate. She loves to go out dancing and loves to have company. There are always people over, either my friends, her friends or family, so I hope you're outgoing and that you enjoy life. I hope you'll respond! You should exchange pics. Just don..t reply directly to this message, it's my account and I don..t want to see anything that will send me to therapy. Instead, please send your reply to her own address at marie_frankel at yahoo.

Thank you and good luck!

bennyhillifier

A nice box will go a long way.

Porn titles are too easy to filter.