Sleep you son of a bitch

I wish there was a magic nerve to pinch.

wacka wacka wacka

Jerking off has lost it's touch
So eat my rod like it's your lunch
it's big and black, like george foreman
so swallow my load, like a good little mormon.

LCBK plz

nigga that is lcbk

that shits gonna be droppin soon.

I'm black enough to be considered legally rediculous
I'll boose ya babie's gumps and night and stuff her twat with shit and piss.
Yo
I sneak in through ya window,
rub ya old spice on my tits,
fart up in ya toothpaste,
and pootie on ya kids.

I've tried twice. This bullshit fake contractions and back pain are really starting to piss me off. Kid needs to either be born or knock it off.

yea pam, tell it to shut it's stupid unborn mouth.

like a kid cabob im running this mob
you know we'll be there if theres money involved
cause when your clique was talkin about movin guns & bricks
ours was in the backyard givin head to your kids

I can't wait until I can see my feet again.

boosin gumps is when you chump a lump up in a niggas rump
boosin gumps is when you slap your sack up on a niggas back
boosin gumps is when you drink a 40 with your penis out
boosin gumps is when you fetish over menstrual gout





boosin gumps is when you do cocaine off of a maxi pad
boosin gumps is when you hit the gym to work yo afro out
boosin gumps is when you chill on north block, best protect ya neck
boosin gumps is when you jerk off on yo mommas welfare check

well in the mean time, you can check mine out.

umm gross...

i would also like to add that not getting laid sucks.

next time elect a c section.

I wouldn't know, I just brought home the finest brown skinned beauty from chicken and waffles.

i have to try to pass the fuck out.. anxiety shows no mercy

niether does captain insano.

wanna fuck?

I went tobed at midnight and slept terribly.

I couldn't sleep, felt restless, then let out a monstrous fart and passed out from lack of oxygen.

no.

i played tetris until i couldnt keep my eyes opened.. and cacooned in my down comforter in a blasting a.c def took like an hour to actually shut my eyes. so shitty

s on my d

lol... ON the d

aren't you a broad? go get laid, you have any dick in the world to mount.

im not like that.. i dont get satisfaction from any dick in the world. i was mostly speaking about that specific moment in time last night.. sex would have knocked me out.

Yea right, you're a woman. The only thing they care about in the whole world is cock. Tucker Max taught me this.

I was up till 3:15 last and 4 the night before. I got my tonsils out last tuesday and have slept fine but all of a sudden I can't go to sleep and the pain just stays there. I just found out that the Roxicet pain med that I've been neglecting to take gets me drunk so later tonight I'm gonna take that shit and sleep amazingly. I don't even care that it constipates me.

some things are worth sacrifice. i care more about who the cock is attached to.. though i know plenty of broads who do not.

i see, so you have some class and self-esteem....cool. i always wonder if i was a chick, would i be a slut

DOES SIZE MATTER?!

i think if i were a guy id be a slut. and id def have a beard.. haha and size.. i suppose it all depends on who you ask that question to. im going to say yes.

Yea but every chick sais that, even the bottom of the barrel crack whores who suck Other cock for coke will tell you they have standards.

The late great Good Charlet once said:
"Girls don't like boys, girls like cock and money"


...and I think they meant it.

depression/anxiety will keep you up along with a laundry list of other shit.
SOLUTION!!!
by the most xanax your dollar can buy as well as the most vodka your shitty dollar can buy.
nighty night forever motherfuckers.

The cock must be attached to a black man

haha!

i only bang darkies.. ill settle for italians.

have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?

i don't listen to hip-hop!

abe lincoln was the man.

Hey Blinkin!