Howcome Michael Jackson's Thriller Zombies look better than every zombie in the movies today?
Watched the video last night and it baffles my mind.

bc mj is the man

zombies shouldn't run, they should shamble and trudge old school

Thats the way it should be not these newer movies with the zombies all athletic an shit. Some of those people (pre-zombie) where lazy fucks that sat on the couch, but once they become zombies they are tri-athalon stars, whatever.

Pedo-zombies rule.

yea, with super human strength

zombies that dance > zombies with super-human strength

i agree, but there is something terrifying about a zombie that runs full speed and never gets tired. if the zombie apocalypse happens, or i should say when it happens, if they are slow, i'll stand and fight. if they are fast, suicide it is.

yeah but the idea behind the original menace was that there's so damn many of them! you could shoot them all day, eventually you'd run out of ammo, get surrounded, and eaten up nom-nom-nom

Two words: Rick Baker. If that guy would stop doing Norbit and would go back to old school horror makeup effects, elimating the current day CGI shit, there would be more stuff out there like Thriller. Just look at his older films, American Werewolf in London and Videodrome. Some of the best makeup effects ever.

fuck that. i'd get bitten. i'd wanna see what it'd be like to be a zombie.

i'd imagine that it's similar to the black sleep of kali

zombie apocalypse + gatling gun = ftw

why you gotta be racist brah

i dunno...why you gotta be white?

read World War Z, everyone!
cool book

I wouldn't mind seeing a zombie do the robot while we're choreographing...

KALI MA! KALI MA!

Also I am a firm beleiver in the zombie apocalypse, What a fun end that would be

do you think it would only be the living being transformed into zombies? or do you think the dead would rise from the grave? what about animals? i'd hate to fight a swarm of zombees. or a zombie crocodile.

yes only living humans. The dead wont rise from the grave, dead is dead

i've read the zombie survival guide, and world war z. i was born to survive the zombie holocaust. thats all i'm pretty much good for. bring em on. slow, fast. i'm ready to fuck shit up.

+1

Zombie holocaust FTW!

in all seriousness, i have been involved in many grave discussions about the impending zombie apocalypse. the plan is fully formulated. yeti is in on it. i could tell you but then i'd have to kill you after you turn into a zombie because you're not as prepared for it as we were.

thatd be expected though. and with no hesitation.

I'm definitely enough of a nerd to have done a great deal of thinking about what to do in an impending zombocalypse. A good deal of those plans involve a short call list of friends who are crazy enough to have REALLY detailed plans in the event of, and weapons ready to enact said plans.

Also, a very well-researched thread on an RPG board pretty much proves that you could defend and survive in a Wal-Mart pretty much indefinitely. Worth thinking about.

I always think about any form of impending doom.
More realistically, an impending WWIII. I've got an underground passage ready in Taunton - the old Paul Dever school. It can be used as a fallout shelter, as well as a base. Its tunnels go underground and have various ways of defending it.

there's a small island off of boston harbor that is overun by rabbits (neverending food source), and another one with a gigantic fortress. that is my first stop (as i will be stealing a small boat from the wharf by my house), while I wait for my cop friend to meet me there and bring his arsenal of guns. I do however have a golf club and a diving knife to hold me over, although that may not hold me too long. fuck land of the dead. zombie's ain't swimming while there's fresh meat within their grasp on land. i got some time before i head off to the tundra.

yeah water is a definite deterrent. due to decomposition they would float, and no zombie knows the fucking breaststroke. they'd just float around aimlessly.

hell yeah... it's a pirate's life for me! always wanted to ride around pillaging and plundering

you can pillage my naked body after mostash ride

sorry, i have a captain and a dingy already

hahaha

no else is going to share their z day plan? how will i know where to swing by to pick up well-armed and educated survivors to add to my gang of pirates?

i have a machete. i'll be a pirate.

Dave, I'll pick you up near Duxbury Bay. I will have fireworks and a very enormous potatoe gun to distract the zombies while you get to us. Bring some gas for the boat and some seasoning for the rabbits. We can never have enough.

this thread is wonderful. my life now has meaning.

sounds like a plan

rooaaoaooar

bump, in honor of MJ

mostash