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returntothepit >> discuss >> stupid band names by subjugate on Feb 3,2004 8:51am
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toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Feb 3,2004 8:51am
list band names that are just plain dumb on your opinion

korn
papa roach
hed pe
nullset
fistagon
drinkfist



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 3,2004 9:02am
finger tight



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Feb 3,2004 9:12am
hot hot heat



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 3,2004 9:32am
dresden dolls



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 3,2004 9:33am
13 WINTERS.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Feb 3,2004 9:47am
DRESDEN DOLLS ARE THE WORST BAND EVER, it wouldn't even matter what their name is.



toggletoggle post by ratt_mowe at Feb 3,2004 10:39am
TERMINALLY, YOUR ABORTED GHOST



toggletoggle post by phantos   at Feb 3,2004 11:16am



toggletoggle post by deificzero  at Feb 3,2004 11:52am
Umbrella



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 3,2004 2:38pm
For.Her.I.Can.Be.A.Hero
Any generic _____ System/Process/blah blah blah name.
Back of tha Neck.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 3,2004 2:40pm
Kalopsia. man what a retarded fuckin name. oh wait a second, that's my band. you all heard nothing.

anyways:
papa roach
hoobastank
limp bizkit
any rap artist (112???? what the fuck does that mean???????)
any punk band with a day of the week in their name (i.e. thursday, taking back sunday, ect.)



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Feb 3,2004 2:41pm
DeOdiumMortis said:
Back of tha Neck.


watch out you might get beat up by 20 scrawny kids and a fat guy



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 3,2004 2:54pm
Dead Dead Death.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at Feb 3,2004 3:31pm
korn, twiztid, mudvein, limp bizkit, thursday, spineshank, papa roach, blink 182, cradle of filth(the filth part ruins it) devil driver, 25 ta life, god, so many!!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 4,2004 10:38pm
Since a post of all bands with stupid names would be much, much to long, I will stick to good or really good bands with stupid names:

3 Inches Of Blood
Dissection (sorry, they could have been more creative)

Um, yeah, that's about it right now. It's funny, because given the chance to change their names, I wouldn't, but I still think they are rather dumb.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Feb 4,2004 11:44pm
default..cmon...how terrible is that.
the vines..gay
all the other gay asshole of the minute english hip gayness..
btw...how in the fuck does a band called the darkness get signed that horrible trash they call music? that singer needs a bullet, and fast.



toggletoggle post by NateDeadwater   at Feb 5,2004 1:27am
deadwater drowning.... yup



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 5,2004 1:38am
the number twelve looks like you
cause I have no idea what it means.

xcrimson winter sky stained with memories of you from a mid-november nightx



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Feb 5,2004 3:51am
Itchfest Herpes



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Feb 5,2004 4:15am
To the stars, she said ...is definitely the worst name of a band, ever.




toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Feb 5,2004 9:15am
back of tha neck
13 winters
eyes like autumn
random acts of violence
trauma concept
moshy mosh
phantom limb
roger carol trustee
5 minutes hate
throwdown
shroud of beavearverment
raising kubrick
fruit salad
many
more
emo
fags
ect.





toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 5,2004 9:31am
I think most of you guys don't realize this shittiness of 13 Winters they are the worlds worst band. My friends and I talk about the crapiness of the band daily.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Feb 5,2004 9:55am
Abbath said:
I think most of you guys don't realize this shittiness of 13 Winters they are the worlds worst band. My friends and I talk about the crapiness of the band daily.


i think we do realize the shittiness of them. thanks.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Feb 5,2004 10:11am
is there really a band called Moshy Mosh?
That could be worse then the breathing process



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 5,2004 12:11pm
Any band name that follows one of the following templates: x[insert word here]x, X[insert word here]X, x[insert word here]X, or X[insert word here]x.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 5,2004 12:27pm
The Now
The Bled
The Bleeding Process
The _insert_word_here_



toggletoggle post by moran   at Feb 5,2004 12:35pm
Revengeance



toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink!  at Feb 5,2004 2:14pm
NateDeadwater said:
deadwater drowning.... yup


i dont know how many times you have expressed your dislike for your band name.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Feb 5,2004 2:23pm
meshuggah
twiztid
Dark tranquillity (I like them but the name is just silly)
Demons and wizards (like them too but, silly again)
back of tha neck
e town concrete



toggletoggle post by Stainless at Feb 5,2004 4:24pm
GReeN DaY



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Feb 5,2004 9:33pm
36 Crazyfists
Demon Hunter
latley i've hated all band names with "Dark" in them



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Feb 5,2004 10:00pm
that stupid symbol that prince used as his name for
a while pissed me off. symbols are retarded... well,
in prince's case anyway.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 5,2004 10:22pm
MyDeadDoll said:
that stupid symbol that prince used as his name for
a while pissed me off. symbols are retarded... well,
in prince's case anyway.


Symbols aren't stupid I think. Anyway, Prince sparked a memory. Did anyone else go to "Dangerous Curves", the guitar exhibit in The Museum of Fine Arts a few years back? It was pretty cool. They had tons of old guitars and also some current ones, like Prince's Yellow Cloud (weird as shit). They had the 5-necked one from Cheap Trick. They had one of Hendrix's too. Pretty cool. But anywho, about symbols, I thought Led Zeppelins' idea for each of them to take a symbol for their 4th album was pretty cool.



toggletoggle post by George   at Feb 6,2004 1:21am
i heard about that exhibit. i wanted to go but never did.

i like how sigur ros did an album with no titles and none of the tracks had names. i though that was awesome.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 6,2004 8:45am
and no lyrics george, you forgot that.



toggletoggle post by WhyamIandasshole   at Feb 6,2004 10:53am
Bongzilla



toggletoggle post by ben at Feb 10,2004 4:01am
back of tha neck





toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Feb 10,2004 5:54am
BornSoVile said:
36 Crazyfists
Demon Hunter
latley i've hated all band names with "Dark" in them


Dark Funeral and Dark Angel better not be a part of that hate or else i will be forced to hate you. =p



toggletoggle post by Josiah_the_Black  at Feb 10,2004 10:45am
no way man meshuggah is a sick name for a band theyre so fucking insane IT MEANS CRAZY OOGGLEEE BOO



toggletoggle post by easyed_69 at Feb 10,2004 12:08pm
This Day Forward.....that was such a stupid name......



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Feb 10,2004 3:24pm
Hoobastank



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 10,2004 10:38pm
Circle Takes the Square



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Feb 10,2004 11:15pm
Bird gets the Smile



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 10,2004 11:48pm
oh!!!! i got a good one....Theatres des Vampires!!!! i pray to god that none of you ever heard of them, the chick is hot, but the lyrics are hella lame.
ex: "WIll become a vampire! will see with other eyes!!! will listen with other ears!!! will drink with another mouths!" i do not kid



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 11,2004 3:55am edited Feb 11,2004 3:59am
Wow. I checked out this Theatres des Vampires crap due to the car accident principle. What a waste. Boring, derivative, half-assed excuse for gothic-fake black metal [whatever the hell you'd like to call it, somewhere in the vein of Krapenant] (-3 points) now featuring Gian ex-CoF (-4 points) and someone from Christian Death, probably a generic replacement for an oringal member [regarding his place in both bands] (-1 point). AND they look like the goth equivalent of ICP (-12 points). I didn't even bother looking at the terrible lyrics you spoke of. Worst video ever too (-9 points).
Total failure.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 11,2004 7:40am
ahahahahha DOM why'd you even check?!?! i told ya they're the worst band ever!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 11,2004 8:32am
christian death isn't bad



toggletoggle post by blue  at Feb 11,2004 9:24am
retzam said:
Symbols aren't stupid I think. Anyway, Prince sparked a memory. Did anyone else go to "Dangerous Curves", the guitar exhibit in The Museum of Fine Arts a few years back? It was pretty cool. They had tons of old guitars and also some current ones, like Prince's Yellow Cloud (weird as shit). They had the 5-necked one from Cheap Trick. They had one of Hendrix's too. Pretty cool. But anywho, about symbols, I thought Led Zeppelins' idea for each of them to take a symbol for their 4th album was pretty cool.


that exhibit was kick ass. the light up rickenbacker and the old school pre-crapout prs dragon were my favorites.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 11,2004 1:42pm
Abbath said:
ahahahahha DOM why'd you even check?!?! i told ya they're the worst band ever!!!


Car accident principle. No matter how bad it is, you can't help but look.
Plus I needed a good laugh.



toggletoggle post by morkul  at Feb 11,2004 2:08pm
retzam said:
MyDeadDoll said:
that stupid symbol that prince used as his name for
a while pissed me off. symbols are retarded... well,
in prince's case anyway.


Symbols aren't stupid I think. Anyway, Prince sparked a memory. Did anyone else go to "Dangerous Curves", the guitar exhibit in The Museum of Fine Arts a few years back? It was pretty cool. They had tons of old guitars and also some current ones, like Prince's Yellow Cloud (weird as shit). They had the 5-necked one from Cheap Trick. They had one of Hendrix's too. Pretty cool. But anywho, about symbols, I thought Led Zeppelins' idea for each of them to take a symbol for their 4th album was pretty cool.

you like some pretty gay ass shit bro. you feelin all right there jerky?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 13,2004 10:07am
Drug Test...and all those other faggot-ass straight edge bands..theyre all abuncha faggot ass pussys who go in groups to start shit with people,but when theyre alone theyre the biggest pussies alive..get a fucking life people....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 13,2004 10:46am
wow... drug test are the nicest people ever...



toggletoggle post by George   at Feb 13,2004 11:10am
yea faggot ass faggot. why dont you shut yo faggot ass mouf up faggot. pussy. get a life. faggot ass pussy. god i hate faggot asses

YEAH IM TALKING TO YOU AARON.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 13,2004 11:18am
george, just cause you suck dick for coke and mushrooms doesn't mean everyone has to.

the kids from drug test are super nice and while they are edge and all, they are some of the nicest people.



toggletoggle post by George   at Feb 13,2004 11:33am
look you wanted it, the coke and mushrooms were just a bonus.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Feb 13,2004 3:48pm edited Feb 13,2004 3:49pm

morkul said:
you like some pretty gay ass shit bro. you feelin all right there jerky?


Do you search this site for threads that I have posted in so you can start petty arguments?




toggletoggle post by Dan the man at Mar 30,2004 4:55pm
Porphyria

That is like some gay desease.



toggletoggle post by stumpy at Apr 29,2004 6:24pm
BASTARD HAT



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem at Apr 29,2004 6:34pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I COMMEND YOU!

Joe/NotCommon said:
is there really a band called Moshy Mosh?
That could be worse then the breathing process





toggletoggle post by Pyopsus at Apr 30,2004 1:03pm
Within The Fray, Terminally Aborted Your Ghost, In Dire Need, Black My Heart, Ed Gein, gay, gay, gay.



toggletoggle post by davyp at Apr 30,2004 2:06pm
Flaming Poopdick and Spider Gays are gay names what a bunch of fags, faggy fag fags, holy crap what faggy, stupid gay ass names, fags. RAISING KUBRICK AND SPIDER GATES RULES.....



toggletoggle post by joostin at Apr 30,2004 6:14pm
Pyopsus said:
In Dire Need


yuck. that's terrible. way to be artsy and wanna-be poetic.



toggletoggle post by Pat Meebles at Apr 30,2004 9:45pm
Any band names with a season, the word "ashes," or some poetic gayness



toggletoggle post by smallwiener at May 1,2004 8:22pm
Shaniqua and the Skull Fuckers



toggletoggle post by joe_shmo at May 2,2004 12:30am
You guys forgot Porphyria. What dumb ass names their band after a gay disease?



toggletoggle post by deadwaterishotterthanhomos at May 8,2004 2:10am
the number twelve looks like you is a reference to a twilight zone episode.



toggletoggle post by todayistheday at May 8,2004 4:21pm
six bullets for your crew



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at May 8,2004 4:21pm
lord blasphemer
staind
tree
deftones
slipknot
every band that has a word that another band has i.e.:conspiracy,process
yeah yeah yeahs
sleater kinney
ellen degeneres, oh wait, nevermind



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at May 9,2004 1:43pm
Sweat pants boner and eat a bag of dicks. Funny names but thats just about it, how can you expect any one to like you if your band name is either of those. "Yes my son plays in the band Eat a bag of dicks" or "Im trying out for Sweatpants boner." I dont care if their good bands, too silly of names for bands, especially for something youd put quite a bit of time and effort into.



toggletoggle post by JellyFish at May 9,2004 6:53pm
hahaha good point.

throwdown, dillinger escape plan, insane clown posse, every time i die, superjoint ritual, evergrey, love is red, embrace today



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