It would be greatly appreciated if you returned one of my calls or acknowledged at least one of the text messages I've sent to you in the past week.

I didn't acknowledge any of the text messages you've sent to me in the past week???!

Keep smoking!

Come and get it!

you guys made bedsheets? put me down for queensize.

The cumstains are a nice touch.

i can get the same effect with a blacklight.

BUMP

so is that like a bedspread? cuz that's pretty awesome

I'll take a Teratism down comforter.

if only.

i want a glow in the dark composted bed set. i had the ghostbusters one when i was a kid. bedspread, pillow cases, sheets. and yes, yes i would sleep in a bed that was decorated with my own band's logo. that would be the shiiiiiit!!!

What's Composted?

i'm not exactly sure.

I love when BSV and Dwyer bicker... Good stuff!

back'd

Look out for Herugrim footie pajamas, in stores soon.

That's a vinyl show banner, to clear up any confusion.

I should make some GOREALITY pillow cases though.

thatd be sweet as hell

Fix'd

Um, like this???

I'd rock a goreality or sexrement pillow case. Sexcrement sounds more bedroom worthy though...

Make some Skrewdriver pillowcases.

son of a bitch

That'd be silly.

oh yeah clearly

bennyhillifier

so Dwyer since you keep hiding, did you send this?

I have spent entirely too much time photoshopping you, Mr. Dwyer. Please pay me now.
I swear I made like 15 more. Alas, they've all been lost like so many hairs from your domepiece.

Dwyer, drop the bitch fit and fucking talk to me.

Obviously I'm busy getting shit ready for MDF. Maybe if you weren't such a douche-nozzle all the time, you'd find I'd be more helpful. It's a shame you couldn't come grab this for your upcoming shows.

WOWZERS, so austere, so true...I will run the tub and get the razor blades ready.

Dwyer is officially a fucking hack and an aweful trader who can't keep his promises like a man. This was due to us back in March and he's still delaying it for no good reason, dodging countless phone calls and messages. Maybe if you honored our deal I wouldn't have to treat you like a fucking child.

PATHOS = RIPOFF

Fuck you.

Should have gotten back to me a few weeks ago when I told you I can't come down to fucking Newport at 10pm at night when I'm up early in the morning, especially with ridculous gas prices.
It's not my fault you couldn't man up. Corresponding on business deals is key.

The fucking thing wasn't even done until a week ago. I could have sent it unlaminated, but that's gay and it would fall apart.

Should have called me about that!

Yeah, you're the only thing I have to deal with, get real.

I am real, real fucking serious about you being a fucking hack and not having the common sense to call me back and tell me what was going on.

strong feelings....strong words.

for some odd reason this thread doesn't surprise me.

"You catch more flies with honey."

Vinegar breath.

DO NOT SUPPORT PATHOS PRODUCTIONS.



Pathos Productions/John Dwyer is officially a hack and an aweful trader who can't keep his promises like a man. We made a deal for a banner with him months ago that was due to us due back in March and he's constantly delayed it for no good reason, dodging countless phone calls and messages. Maybe if he honored our deal we wouldn't have to treat him like a fucking child.



DON'T SUPPORT THIS RIPOFF LABEL/DISTRO, HE'S STOLEN DOZENS OF CDS FROM US FOR NOTHING IN RETURN AND HE STILL CAN'T FINISH THIS TRADE, DESPITE THE FACT WE'VE BEEN LOYAL CUSTOMERS OF HIS FOR YEARS.



PATHOS PRODUCTIONS = RIPOFF

I'm gonna take a nice dump on the banner and mail it to Jawshy now. Maybe some Jackson Pollack action.

Yeah, you've got random woman to take pictures with.

dood thats only @ during his free time, during the day he's gotta take pictures of his distro, his house and his tshirts.

i mean leave the fucking guy alone, he's got shit to do.

Maybe if Josh returned favors (like getting them on that MORTAL DECAY Nov. show) and wasn't such a dick, I would be nicer to him.

NeXdM rulz

WOMEN! And they're only random to you, not me.

jesus fucking christ guys.

dwyer, just mail him the banner already.

Hey Blue, whats up dood.

hai guyz, wut's goin on in dis thread?

dood !

It's on the way.

Dwyer, you know what it's like waiting for shit ...I kep you waiting for 6 months on those fliers hahaha...

I'd think you take heed not to do that to other people...

I JUST had the banner finished last week though!

BTW you happy with the fliers? I'll do that shit for $50

I did it...

SEXCREMENT paid $158 for their banner, not a bad deal.

They actually paid less than that since they traded CDs that they got at cost.

but them trading CDs is win/win since you can sell sexcrement CDs like hot cakes. disagree with josh all you want, but you can't disagree that their CD is mint.

The banner is sweet too.

yeah we basically gave Dwyer $790.

Sooooo......no fight then?

but you can't reason with a lunatic like Dwyer. Even after he tells us that the banners only cost 40-60 and even though two other bands have quoted that price too, he'll go into notepad and type up a bullshit invoice trying to pass it off as a legit reciet from the shop which essentially is a mock contract. he won't sign a contract and guilt trip you into shaking his hand then turn around not talk to you for months and then completly rewrite EVERYTHING you agreed with. he'll rewrite history despite having several witnesses present. then he'll go to the four corners of the internet bitching like a fucking 12 year old about how he's a victim and totally honest. be a fucking message board warrior all you want old man, everyone knows you're full of shit and that you're a hack.

it wouldn't be fair, it would be all of Sexcrement and several other people beating up a old bald metal head. Dwyer tried to turn this into a personal attack because i've busted his balls for the past 8 years because he's a spoiled rich kid from newport and it's fucking funny to see him take it serious. but no, i was told by ownership and all the promotion at club hell to not talk to him that night because he was unwanted in the area and they didn't want to be responsible for whatever mess he made for himself-because Dwyer is totally capabilble of turning this all around on me or club hell. he's obsessed with making himself look like an asshole, hence why he keeps bumping old shit that I keep putting behind me.

Awesome how this became everyone else's business because Dwyer couldn't pick up his phone.

This thread had it's moments tho. Don't get me wrong. John, when you said it was on it's way it was 4:41. The receipt shows 5:57. Shit was CASH.

<segway to Jerry's Final Thought>
I hope we all learned something from all this.

THREAD.

I heard that if you say "Dwyer" 3 times in the mirror with all the lights out, he appears and sells you CDs.

AHHHHH

būūmp

all this bumping of gay threads reminds me that we desperately need DFTG back.