we've been having a pretty difficult time booking stuff in the city as of late due to a string of bad luck. we've only played one show thus far, but the board members who saw it im sure can vouch for how sweet it was. check us out http://myspace.com/razormazethrash .

Maybe if you had more scarecrow.

wait wait wait... exactly how many scarecrows do you have?

ahem. sorry, no more scarecrows.

wtf. how do you exect to get ahead in the music industry?

well basically we're just sabotaging ourselves at this point. we found the key to success and then just threw it away

I'm chairman of this board.

then you should listen to my band, chairman.

I tried to. :(

try again. ill provide you with an I.V. full of cocaine and jungle juice.

You broke my heart once Alex, I don't know if I can handle it again.

i promise ill be gentle this time.

7/24, was this one you said no to?

in july? no thats fine. we'll be gone june 4th till june 20th or so.

You're on.

wooohoo!

Haha, oops. I meant July 27th. Is that date cool too?

yeah thats what i thought you meant brosephus. whos gonna be on this bill?

Blood By Dawn from Florida. And two locals with crushing riffs of metal slaying.

As chairman I approve this show.

http://www.myspace.com/bloodbydawn
http://www.myspace.com/razormazethrash

nicey. put us on the bill and throw in some seventeen year olds. we love seventeen year olds.

omg im 17. lets make out.

O'Briens needs to have a rule where it's 21+ except for 17 year olf girls.

Alex, bring that chalice so I can drink cheap beer out of it again.

yes and yes to both of you.

i can get a vagina, i sware.

rich horror should put mortalis on this and ill show him pubes and call him a nigger faggot.

dude i got a way better chalice encrusted with gem stones. ill bring that.

I wish Mortalis had any friends/fans that were 21. I want to put Archaeon on a DM show at O'Bs real bad real soon, though.

lolbree

get it done niggerfaggot. <3

If it makes you feel better if Razormaze couldn't do it you were next on the list. It'll happen. Bring a deck of UNO cards when it does.

but to get fans we need to play sweet shows, and to play sweet shows we need eddie van halen. but we need to have a gnarly video to get eddie van halen, and we need money for that, and we need fans to give us money. bleargh.

And to have friends that are over 21. At least at O'Briens. No one goes to shows for music anyways. They go for booze and for Aaron to take sweet MySpace default pics of them.

and for some Rich Horror antics.

Which also include booze. And now we have come full circle.

ill try and get mortalis on an upcoming dudes benefit.

Good man.

<3 alex is a bro amongst bros

I'll try to get jailbait on my dick, lol nevermind i already have that.

Somewhere MSD is crying.

because of what you did.