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Do people still fill theirs with funny quotes and the like? Or is that strictly 90's?

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<KingofPancrase> There's just something about "cat" in a name that makes me think of young, hot vag flesh that I wanna pound and pound and pound until my vas deferens ends up in her uterus.

<KingofPancrase> I'm a spicy chicken man myself, hold the mayo
<Carver> I'm a dirty whore man myself, hold the larynx.

<Carver> "See A Grown Man Cry, Now Watch Him Die... And Later Watch Me Fuck A Young Black Boy Named Rueben".

<Stucky> I think I was going through some rough times at that point. My beard wasn't growing like I'd hoped it would and blegh...

<Stucky> I'd forgotten that faggot
<Stucky> I hope he chokes on rat turds
<Stucky> He's a good guy, though

* Stucky 's childhood fantasy of getting fucked in the ass and eye simultaneously is about to become a reality! Not that he hasn't done it before, of course. It's easily attainable, really. All you need's a couple of rock-fiending niggers and a few crumpled ones and it's like you're playing the lead in Casablanca!

<Carver> One time I got so drunk I ran around with a chainsaw.
<Carver> Then hit everyone with a bamboo stick, then hit myself in the face with said stick until I bled.
<Stucky> I hate those things. Those things are just awful.
<Carver> Then I vomited on the walls.
* Stucky puts his hand on his chest like some offended southern cocksuckstress.
<Carver> And ran on my mom's couch and shat on it.
<Carver> And then passed out.
<Carver> Later I awoke to walk around naked with shit on my cock.
<Carver> I've never felt as alive.

<Carver> And live my life to recapture that one moment when Jesus said "Ruch, you are my most wondrous creation."
<Carver> That cocksucker never gets my name right.

<Carver> Just because it would send hoardes of people to my house to viciously hatefuck my bleeding eye sockets.

<Stucky> I was spending the night at my friend's house and his mom was sucking his dad's dick when I got up in the middle of the night to use the head. Or was it to GET some head? (canned laughter follows) Who can remember? (more canned laughter, sips water) Thanks. Thank you.

* Stucky clears his throat and straightens his tit

<Carver> The snack that bites back, eh?
<Carver> If I wanted that I'd eat piranha, you christless fuckers.
<DevonCase> You know what needs a comeback?
<Carver> My boot in your ass if you don't get the fuck off my lawn!
<DevonCase> Tricuits
<Carver> And... them.

* Stucky sticks his pinky in his ear then licks it clean and smiles dumby.
<Stucky> dumbly
<Carver> You're a dumby, you son of a bitch!
<Carver> That's right, I went there.
<Stucky> I'll butcher your children, Mr. Phillips! I'll butcher your children and rape your whore wife and arthritis-afflicted dog!
<Carver> You do it, Steve.
<Carver> And see if I don't get Christ to smite your lawn gnome.

<Carver> I sweat to Christ

<Stucky> The dad on 7th Heaven is so cute

<LWCRyan> <Zipline> Big Black sucks. If it weren't for Big Black I wouldn't have to hear people call me a crippled piece of shit who always squirts the contents of his colostomy bag into his mouth when it gets full and stinky.
* Zipline thwaps a negro boy on the head with his walking stick

<Carver> Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?
<CaptofIndustry> No, I'm jacking off in front of you because I want you to tell me the weather. Ass.