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returntothepit >> discuss >> It's photoshop time: FREE PC CHECK by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Mar 17,2008 11:21am
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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 11:21am edited Mar 18,2008 12:18pm
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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 11:21am
Now let's join in with our own:






toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 17,2008 11:26am
What's the easiest way in photoshop to separate a person or an object from a background? I'd like to contribute but my photoshop skills are still rooted in Paint.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Mar 17,2008 11:33am
HAHAHAHAHHAH



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 11:36am



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 11:44am edited Mar 17,2008 11:50am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
What's the easiest way in photoshop to separate a person or an object from a background? I'd like to contribute but my photoshop skills are still rooted in Paint.


I'd like to hear what the experts have to say as well.

My hack way is to just roughly cut out the person relatively close (but not touching). Then, I use the brush tool set in clear with a small brush size, zoom in and just gradually clear out the rest of background close to the person you're cutting out.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 11:44am



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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 11:58am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Excellent!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 17,2008 12:04pm
HAHAHA



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 17,2008 12:12pm
Hahahahaha -- this is brilliant!



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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 12:24pm



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 17,2008 12:26pm
the jeff one made me lol



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 17,2008 12:26pm
I will never stop laughing at the Jeff one. TRUTH IN COMEDY



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 12:29pm
Being ridiculously sick gives a free pass to do TONS of unproductive shit.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 12:37pm



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 12:56pm
This one came out like shit.




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 17,2008 1:04pm
Here's another hopefully easy one. How do you re-size an object in a layer? In other words, if the picture you imported is too big or too small to fit in the yellow box, what's an easy way to re-size it?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 1:14pm
Make sure the layer is highlighted. Then go to Edit > Free Transform. You can then click and drag the corners. Also, to keep the layer in proportion to itself when resizing, hold down the shift key while you click and drag.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 1:56pm



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 17,2008 2:32pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]


HAHAHAHA!!! Affirmative action of Metal!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 17,2008 2:35pm
There goes the neighborhood.



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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 3:21pm
hahahaha WIN!



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toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 17,2008 4:50pm
Chiodo! HAhahahaha!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 17,2008 4:50pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
What's the easiest way in photoshop to separate a person or an object from a background? I'd like to contribute but my photoshop skills are still rooted in Paint.


Use the magnetic lasso tool (hold down the lasso tool in the tool bar until the other options pop up-you'll see a lasso with a magnet attached to it). You click on any point around the border of the object/person you're trying to select, but make sure you un-click the mouse button as soon as the first anchor point is applied. Slowly guide the cursor around the contour of the object/person and close it off when you're done. If the lasso starts to go off course, all you have to do is hit the minus key (or hyphen, whichever you want to see it as) to get rid of unwanted anchor points, and/or manually trace the contour by making anchor points with the cursor.

Hopefully that made sense. Fool around with it a bit and you should be able to figure it out in no time.



toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Mar 17,2008 5:03pm edited Mar 17,2008 5:05pm



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toggletoggle post by diarrhea_blumpkin at Mar 17,2008 5:06pm
dammit... forgot the ending "



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 5:08pm



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 17,2008 5:11pm
Win.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 5:39pm



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 17,2008 5:43pm
hahahahahahaha before you riggity wreck yoself



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 17,2008 6:06pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 6:10pm
Rich Horror is a goldmine for new ideas. MFR one coming right up.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 6:35pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 17,2008 6:46pm
Shouldn't it be "Faggits? Is my raviolis?"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 17,2008 6:47pm
I have been waiting literally all day for that one to be completed.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 6:54pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 17,2008 7:09pm
FUCK YES. Thank you, Mr. Sweatpants Disco. You are a gentleman and a scholar.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 17,2008 7:16pm
this thread is amazing. the scott lee one is hilarious.



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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 7:38pm
I'm running short of ideas, but I'm not running short of viral infections. Need more!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 7:44pm
hahahaah I was wondering when DYA would chime in. This thread is going to get real interesting real fast.



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Mar 17,2008 7:46pm
Haha, these are fucking amusing.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 17,2008 7:59pm
Come on Mike, there's gotta be a Dave Maggot idea floating around in your head.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 17,2008 8:06pm
why no pedobear



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 8:09pm
there tons of pedobear ones floating around of these. If I stumble across any I'll post them.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 8:10pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Come on Mike, there's gotta be a Dave Maggot idea floating around in your head.


I've been trying to think of one. I can't rest till everyone on my top friends has one of these pictures.

I have a Grant Archeon one coming up.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 8:18pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 17,2008 8:20pm
Hahaha, excellent.

If I think of one for Dave I'll whip one up.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 17,2008 8:25pm
hahahaha yes



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 8:25pm
I had lots of fun cutting out Grant's crotch.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 17,2008 8:34pm
something zombies, something beer. what else do i do. hmm. haha



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 17,2008 8:37pm
This thread is great. i think I am going to watch some redtube for inspiration and some fapping.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 17,2008 8:38pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]


HAHAHAHA!!! Affirmative action of Metal!!!

I lulzed



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 17,2008 8:40pm
A shuckin'? In my jivin'?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 17,2008 8:42pm
Little known fact: In that picture Eliot is exclaiming, 'Good lawd! Feets doan' fail me now!'.



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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 8:53pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]


hahahaha



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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 17,2008 9:07pm
The tip is, like, not bad.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 17,2008 9:40pm



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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 17,2008 11:41pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]


"One time? I made a hat... out of a lobster and a stick. But the monkey stole the hat! That's why Captain Jim drowned him. For stealing."



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Mar 17,2008 11:54pm
too many inside jokes



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toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 18,2008 1:06am
archaeon said[orig][quote]



HAHAHAHA!! I nearly pissed myself, haha!!!


BRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Mar 18,2008 8:45am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA, mike, you made my week



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 18,2008 8:46am
Carina if you're reading this I'm sorry I edited you out of the picture, but I don't think you'd want in on this.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 18,2008 9:04am
Let's see how many people get this one...



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 18,2008 9:05am
ok mike.. we know u want the reverend to yourself....



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 18,2008 9:05am
lulzors btw



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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 18,2008 11:14am
Are you tired of getting your hands cut off by snowplowers? And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Mar 18,2008 11:20am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
Are you tired of getting your hands cut off by snowplowers? And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?





toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 18,2008 11:24am
One of my favorite episodes ever.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 18,2008 11:30am
this photoshop thing is fantastic. i need to do this more.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 18,2008 11:52am



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 18,2008 12:00pm
hahahaha



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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 18,2008 12:15pm
haha yes.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 18,2008 12:19pm
Just edited my original post and included the original ad as the first image.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 18,2008 12:24pm edited Mar 18,2008 12:25pm
Courtesy of Encyclopedia Dramatica:


















toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 18,2008 12:25pm
I have a monumental one in the works.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Mar 18,2008 12:27pm
fail. Hitler is backwards



toggletoggle post by infect sli sli sli at Mar 18,2008 12:33pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]


i was thinking this should be more along the lines of: deadly amounts of pharmaceuticals? in MY bloodstream?




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 18,2008 12:41pm
My roommate just did this one.




toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 18,2008 12:47pm
infect%20sli%20sli%20sli said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]


i was thinking this should be more along the lines of: deadly amounts of pharmaceuticals? in MY bloodstream?



I was gonna do Mary Kate Olsen (or whichever one it was) and "Heath Ledger's corpse? In MY living room?" But LOLz in my ROFLz came to me from God.



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toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Mar 18,2008 1:39pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]


GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 18,2008 1:45pm
brad%20weymouth said[orig][quote]
archaeon said[orig][quote]


GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!


yeah that shit ruled



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 18,2008 2:14pm


Tim mortalis idea. thankz hun.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 18,2008 2:15pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]


/thread



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 18,2008 2:38pm
Someone needs to do something with these guys, ha.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Mar 18,2008 2:44pm
The Beaker one rules. Nice work.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 18,2008 2:44pm
SkinSandwich said[orig][quote]
Someone needs to do something with these guys, ha.


Like what? Design miniature felt costumes around them so dudes can dress their nutsacks up like the sesame street aliens?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Mar 18,2008 2:52pm
something like that, yeah!



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 18,2008 3:29pm
hahahaha Grant. Have my babies.



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toggletoggle post by kadooganomicron at Mar 19,2008 10:37am
good god, why do I seem to be missing all the awesome threads lately?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 19,2008 1:19pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 19,2008 1:48pm
I made this one for my girlfriend this morning. I don't expect anyone to get it.




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toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 19,2008 5:30pm
ha



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 19,2008 5:34pm
find a pic with both of us, with me joe and ashley and say "3 sick roommates and a quaranteened apartment. . ."



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Mar 19,2008 8:11pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Carina if you're reading this I'm sorry I edited you out of the picture, but I don't think you'd want in on this.


ahahaha it just looks like he is pondering about the borderline childporn, haha.

"hmmmm, is there now? let me go check that out...."



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 19,2008 8:59pm
the beaker one is a thread ender.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 19,2008 9:02pm
mimi



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Mar 19,2008 9:54pm
best thread yet.



toggletoggle post by kadooganomicron at Mar 20,2008 11:35am



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toggletoggle post by xmikex at Mar 20,2008 12:27pm
TOTAL WIN:


MONSTER FAIL:

bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 20,2008 2:07pm



toggletoggle post by michealbatman  at Mar 20,2008 9:53pm



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 23,2008 6:58pm



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Mar 23,2008 7:01pm
HAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 23,2008 7:02pm
I've been meaning to make that.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 7,2008 1:01pm edited Apr 7,2008 1:02pm
I'm adding this to the collection.



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toggletoggle post by pam   at Oct 9,2008 11:22am
This is easily the greatest thread to ever exist on RTTP.



toggletoggle post by Spaldino at Feb 20,2010 4:04pm
i missed thread.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco    at Feb 22,2010 7:43pm
I miss having the time to do shtuff like this :(



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