http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/11/d...ells.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

"He said she was swerving on the road because she was trying to find the heater controls in her new car."

No, she dropped her bowl and was trying to find it. Who cares anyway, let the old bag smoke some weed.

$410.50 fine. Where do they come up with the 50 cents? Haha. She was hot in the middle ages.

HAHA!! Nice mug.

Rule 34?

i want to smoke with her and have her tell me crazy stories about Bob Denver.

I bet she just bitches about Ginger.

should have called the thread mary ann caught with mary jane

For a 69 year old, I'd still hit it. Does that make me a bad man?

No, that makes you a porno star.

Is it me, or is she 66.6 centimeters tall? Maryanne is teh antichrist.

looks more like somewhere between 65 and 66 to me.

nope, that's the other measurement i am looking at.

You're looking on the right. lookit the left. It's the one labeled "centimeters" I think the right side measures the diameter of her anus.

back in yonder times, i doth hitteth it on many an occasion, sometimes twice in a fortnight, when i was a brave knight. gilligan was my stable boy.

that sounds about right.

Do you think she ever gangbanged the millionaire... and his wife? What about the skipper? I'd tap it, the skipper had huge titties.

i think the professor whipped up a sybian out of palm fronds and rocks and she fucked herself with it all day.

Explains why she's still smiling, 50 years later.

and why her anus is so wide

hahahaha all i can picture is Mr. Magoo railing her.